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GameFAQs is a popular gaming website that has given gamers the chance to find help (through "FAQs" and "walkthroughs") for their favorite games since November 1995. It was started and is maintained by Jeff "CJayC" Veasey. It has a large database of video games, perhaps one of the most complete in the world. The systems and games range from the 8-bit Atari days to the Next-Gen consoles of today. The huge amount of FAQs, cheat codes, and reviews are all submitted by dedicated gamers just trying to help others with their knowledge. Even the site owner contributes plenty. If you ever have a question on a game or need some extra help or even have something to share, come to GameFAQs and the community will listen to you.

Along with the large database of FAQs, codes, and reviews, it also contains one of the largest message board communities on the web. Every single game on the site has its own board to discuss the game or ask questions or answer them about the game. All FAQ, code, and review contributors automatically get a message board account to waste plenty of time posting at.

Note: Many different accounts of GameFAQs (no pun intended) are published. Below are the two most popular ones.

History of GameFAQs

GameFAQs was started on 5 November 1995 by Jeff Veasey. At that time it was called the "Video Game FAQ Archive". It was hosted by AOL and was a clone/spin-off of a popular FTP FAQ Archive.

By December 1996, the site was still young, which the appearance and content showed. The site contained less than 1000 FAQs and guides, combined over all systems. The site also focused on the 7 popular systems of the time - arcade games, the Sony Playstation , the Sega Saturn, the Nintendo 64, the 3DO, the Sega Genesis, and the Super Nintendo. Other systems were also listed. The site was very basic and was not updated on a regular basis.

By early 1997, GameFAQs had a new look. In fact, it had two different looks. One was customized for browsers that supported frames and the other was made specifically for browsers with no support for frames. The color scheme used white and black and blue. The content, however, was beginning to grow. By April, the site had 1301 files and codes for over 800 games. New features were introduced that would shape GameFAQs - features such as user requests for information, a search engine, recognition for contributors, and others.

By late 1997, GameFAQs was beginning to take shape. It moved out of AOL servers by this time and was partnered with Imagine Games Network (IGN). Jeff Veasey was hard at work on GameFAQs now. It is assumed that this is when GameFAQs became Veasey's full-time job. Until this time, he had been working in either the radio field (unconfirmed report) or with computer programming/web programming (radio interview). GameFAQs made it through two years and a new aspect of the site began - contests. There were only two winners of the GameFAQs Second Birthday Contest out of 1000 entries, but it was a start.

Throughout 1998, GameFAQs had the same idea. Veasey continued to work on the site and put new FAQs and codes up. In late 1998, the site got another overhaul. Still under IGN, GameFAQs added links to other IGN sites. The content of the site wasn't changed much, but Veasey always kept the users informed of what was going on. There were frequent updates to the site, even if they weren't contribution updates.

In late 1999, GameFAQs had another overhaul. The sidebar and tables on the homepage that show top games were added. The color scheme was also changed to blue and white, but it wasn't exactly the same. GameFAQs was still under the flag of IGN.

In November 1999, things happened quickly. On the 5th, the a quick search box was added to all pages. The site also celebrated its fourth birthday. On the seventh, the message boards opened as a Beta and a Poll of the Day would be put up at the end of that week. Now, the site begins to change from a FAQ archive to one of the best gaming help sites on the internet.

Things on GameFAQs slowed down over the next few months and years. The GameFAQs chat went Beta, but didn't last long due to administrative issues - it was simply too hard to control.

2001 was the next year of changes for GameFAQs. The site left IGN. To make money, a banner was placed on the site that was sold to non-profit organizations. This was changed by May of 2001, when CNet Networks began affiliating themselves with GameFAQs. Also in May 2001, the Chat feature was completely shut down.

In September of 2001, another change was made to GameFAQs, because of advertising changes at CNet. The ad was moved from the top of the page (horizontally) to a vertical position in the sidebar. This also led the way to navigation of systems at the top of the screen. Changes were also made to links on the side, minimizing them and placing more links in "index" pages in subsections.

Today, GameFAQs is fully owned by CNet Networks. Jeff "CJayC" Veasey is responsible for working on the main site - e-mails, codes, FAQs, reviews, saves, game data, coding, and updating the homepage. CNet has hired Bethany Massimilla to administrate the GameFAQs message boards and lead the moderators. CNet also supplied new (and faster) servers for the entire site. Although the changeover between the site being run by one man to the site being owned by a company and split into two sections was rough (technical errors, downtime, lost e-mails, and other problems), things have gone for the best.

Today, GameFAQs is one of the best websites for free help with video games on any system. Anyone can find (without having to sign up), FAQs, guides, images, codes, game saves, reviews, and game data from GameFAQs. Anyone can also find links to the partners of GameFAQs (mainly GameSpot). Registering for the site opens up the message boards (both gaming and social) and the ability to contribute files.

GameFAQs Culture

• Life, the Universe, and Everything (LUE) is a GameFAQs Social Board created to give the registered message board users a break from gaming and let them talk about whatever they want. LUE has been very controversial in GameFAQs History, and is often viewed as one of the worst boards on the site. Discussion today is usually about offensive topics, such as sex. LUE is also home to many fads, including "y helo thar", which was said on a recent live broadcast of Conan O'Brien. From January 4th to January 15th there was a sign-up for LUE, and people that haven't signed up aren't allowed to visit the board anymore.

• Current Events (CE) is the oldest social board on GameFAQs.

• Random Insanity (RI) was originally created to shunt the more annoying users off of CE. It quickly became host to text-based roleplaying and "social topics" where people could come in and talk about nothing in particular. Pikadeth's Playhouse, one such topic, has come to dominate the board. RI has a history of being competitive with LUE; in the early days, users would perform "raids" on LUE in the PM hours. It is also home to Pigwater, an infamous troll who has gone through literally hundreds of banned accounts and yet still manages to stay on the site.

• Another Place (AP) is a GameFAQs Social Board created when LUE's user level requirement went up to 31. AP is commonly seen as almost as bad as LUE, as the topics there are usually quite similar to those made on LUE.

• Poll of the Day (PotD) is another social board, similar to LUE, although the topics there are not usually as bad. PotD has nothing particular in common with the Poll of the Day on the main page, and is usually used to discuss women, love, etc.

• Secret Boards are hard to find because you have to type their board # manually in the address bar. The boards are: Spatula, Board 250, Brilliant, Spork, Eggbeater, Semprini and Pie. In all of these boards you can usually find topics that are used for karma raising by many users.

• Message Board Help is the unofficial complaint forum of the boards. If a user feels something is wrong with the moderation system/staff or possibly a board error, it is usually reported here. This board was named Questions and Suggestions until the Karma system was introduced. After that, all suggestions and petitions have gone to Site Suggestions.

• Site Suggestions is the official petitioning board, very few ever pass, however if they do it usually is a new special interest board.

• FAQ Contributors is the board for all the FAQ writers to talk about common interests. This board has been split to better categorize the discussions on it. It is now composed out of three boards: General, Help and Critiques and Social.

• Review Contributors is the board for all the review writers to talk about common interests. This board has been split to better categorize the discussions on it. It is now composed out of three boards: General, Help and Critiques and Social.

LUE History

• BlackLUEsday & RevoLUEtion

After a lot of account suicides, ToS violations, and other hell that raged through LUE, CJayC gave LUE a choice of either destroying the board or raising the karma limit from 75 to 150, and the LUEsers opted for the karma. LUE was really getting out of hand at this point. This offensive occurrence is seen by many to be the worst incident in LUE's history.

A well-known troll known as Dark Cobra was bringing LUE down to its lowest standards of all time, and the board became full of dozens of topics expressing their detest of him. Several LUEsers were also getting warned and having very severe moderations in which they felt unfair, and then many people who generally came to LUE got sick of what was going on, and then left it forever, and that was when the LUEsers decided to create perhaps the greatest disturbances for moderators of all time, in which they later dubbed the Black LUEsday.

Many LUEsers agreed to post hundreds of ToS violations at one time, and commit account suicide so they could make it hell for the moderators. Before Black LUEsday began, several LUEsers were then banned for board invasion. For example, one user (Teal Marie) was forced by another one to make a topic on the Pokemon board about why Pikachu was yellow, and then they were both banned (Teal Marie got his account back after their incident). Another user was banned for making racist comments about Dutch people. Dark Cobra himself also made an account suicide, insulting CJayC and his wife Shadotak, comparing the mod WallyWest80 to Goatse, making very racist comments, and attacks toward the mods RaptorLC and SBacon. Dark Cobra took his brother's account with him, and then topics got out of hand at MBH, demanding that something be done about LUE. Although many people were happy about Dark Cobra's suicide, some of them copied it and also got banned too.

Even more LUEsers copied Dark Cobra's suicide. For example, a user named Silver Moraine asked the user mrduckbear3 to give him his password for one of his accounts. Silver Moraine then used that account to commit suicide, giving Duckbear a usermap axe, although his account was later restored. A LUEser named Darkness Falls also created a similar account suicide to Dark Cobra, only this one was full of racist comments against religion and Christians, several porn links and censor bypasses, insults to Duckbear, sexual insults toward CJayC and Shadotak, as well as attacks toward Jews.

It wasn't yet that CJayC had done the act of RevoLUEtion, however. There was a small downtime. Something went wrong, but CJayC was not there at the time. All of the LUEsers knew that their topics wouldn't be deleted for a while, so that's when the worst part came in. LUE, RI, and CE all created major ToS violations. Censor bypassing, flaming, SPIs, insults toward all of the moderators and CJayC, as well as tons of porn links and Goatse were posted. When CJayC got back, he didn't yet decide to do something, but he was getting tired. The user Umaro, later to become the most famous user on LUE, then created another board invasion.

Umaro took an offensive picture of himself and his wang inside a sock, which got him warned, but then he proceeded to the Zelda Social Board and talked about his tattoo. To his surprise, he was then flamed about LUE, as most of the people on ZSB despised LUE. Umaro then got angry and went back to LUE and complained, and then LUEsers and ZSBers created an immense flame war. The flaming got so intense, that not only did CJayC ban Umaro (who later got his account restored though) and dozens of other LUEsers, but he gave out his punishment to LUE. They had either a choice of raising the board level or removing the board. They opted for the user level, and then LUEsers called this event RevoLUEtion. CJayC then made LUE and ZSB "special". Of everything that ever happened on LUE, this was the worst.

• SteriLUEzation

On November 15th, 2003, a punishment was made to LUE called the SteriLUEzation. What happened was that any user with a User ID higher than 888113 would never be able to access LUE, ever.

The reason for LUE's sterilization was this: the user y2k once linked to the LiveJournal of a girl named Shana who committed suicide, apparently by jumping off of a building. However, her parents had kept her LiveJournal open, so they could reflect on her life, and use it to write poetry. Soon after, the LiveJournal was spammed with LUEsers sending out comments into the LiveJournal such as: "SUICIDE'D", "You don't even deserve to be parents if you can't stop your own daughter from committing suicide", "She bought an N-Gage, didn't she?", "In Soviet Russia, building jumps off of you!", pictures of the Trinity and the Pain series, etc.

Soon after, several petitions were made on Site Suggestions to close LUE, and when CJayC saw this, he made a topic on LUE that hit 500 posts in 13 minutes and put everyone who was involved in the incident in purgatory. The board had been sterilized, and anyone after the most recently created account at that time, Lunarhawk99, could never access LUE. Which meant that if you got banned, you wouldn't be back.

An hour after that, several LUEsers searched through several boards to learn who User 888113 was. Eventually, one found him on an Xbox Star Wars board, Lunarhawk99. He was then harrassed by several LUEsers, deeming him as "The One" and "God". Everyone told him what LUE was like and begged him to come there when he hit 150 Karma, but Lunarhawk99 didn't care about it and disliked what he heard about it.

Lunarhawk99 soon grew to hate the praise he was getting, and eventually e did something with his account that is unknown. He may have gotten himself banned, given his account away, sold his account, or gotten hacked, but it is unknown. A week later though, Lunarhawk99 returned with a complete personality change. He made a topic on the board Random Insanity announcing his AIM name, and then he seemed to love all the praise that he got. Whether Lunarhawk99 got to love the praise or someone else was posting under his name is unknown. Despite the personality change though, he still hates LUE.

Alternative history:

Chapter 1: The Golden Age

LUE is established, and people come for serious, civilized discussion about Life, the Universe, and Everything. The most famous topic of discussion, however, is quantum physics and time travel. An interesting note, during this time, there were different features implemented on Gamefaq's, such as:

- Topics were closed at 1000 posts instead of 500 (it was reduced to 500 because Gamefaq's got too big) - There was a 'search for user' feature, which was eventually removed because too many people abused it to stalk and harass users. - Whenever a topic you posted in got deleted or moved, you'd get a system notification about it. This would read as "One or more topics you posted in was either deleted or moved to another board".

Chapter 2: the Religion wars

LUE degrades somewhat when an online amateur evangelist named WallyWest80 begins preaching the gospel on LUE. There is a horrible backlash, as Atheists become pissed off and talk about how religion sucks, Christianity is evil, theism is obsolete, and theists are subhuman. Agnostics repeatedly tell Wally that his preaching is falling on deaf ears, but Wally disregards their warnings. This gets even worse when Canaan, a fervent supporter of abortion clinic bombing, appears. The board becomes predominated by the religion war, which Knight of the League, who is more or less the polar opposite of Canaan, cashes in on. During this era, many of the old classics are here, such as Beefyweevil, Bonaventure, Canaan, Catharsis, Cthulhu, Dark Cobra, GeasKnight, Hustle Kong, Jar Jar Binks, Mister T, NotoriouslyHUNG, Yamo, and worst of all, Dais.

Chapter 2 is also when the first fad comes along, and is also one of the most famous. SCUM WARS. Started by a user named Scum for the occasion, Scumwars was an event where scum-related fad topics filled LUE, and also infected other boards within hours. LUE was filled with page after page of scum topics. In the end, CJayC put an end to this by purging LUE of its topics. Every single one of them. He was successful. Scumwars and the fad topics came to a quick end.

Chapter 3: Devastation of Dais

Eventually, WallyWest80 becomes a moderator, and soon ships out of LUE. However, Dais, Aka Christian C (ironically, he is an Atheist) has a stranglehold on the board, keeping it in check from becoming a PG13 version of the RI, much to the annoyance of many, including myself, as well as T192 Calculator, whose original and now infamous toilet topic got modded after about 200 posts.

Now, Dais saw himself as a sort of "moderators' helper", though the mods didn't seem to look at it that way. In fact, WallyWest80 was once witnessed saying that he was just waiting for Dais to slip up so he could suspend/ban him. Apparently, the mods were irked by his arrogance. It is during this era that Andrea Blackheart becomes famous.

Late at night, around 12-1 AM BST (board standard time), a few RIers would perform a temporary sneak invasion of LUE then start partying. The whole thing would usually last about an hour (after which the RIers would go back to their own board), where is was marked by Dais and deleted by mods for off-topic another hour-hour and a half later. This may not seem like much, but you must understand that during this time, due to more serious discussions, plus all light-hearted topics getting promptly marked by Dais and deleted. RIers saw LUEsers as a bunch of sourpusses, and would temporarily invade LUE to lighten up the board with fart topics, exploding toilets, and random insanity. Leaky Toilet was among one of the stealth-invaders during this time.

Eventually, Dais leaves, which allows less serious topics to cultivate. Every now and then there would be a wang topic, but it was only around 1-2 topics a week that had ANYTHING to do with wangs. This began to increase, however, and LUE started going through a 3-fold phase of sex/masturbation, religion, and misc. serious discussion.

Chapter 4: Gamequeen; the RI Refugee Crisis

At one point, the most profound event in RI history occurs: The GameQueen fiasco. Yes, the mere mention of it sends chills down many former RIer's spines, as flashbacks to the carnage and devastation flood their minds once again. A truly devastating event that would forever change the face of Random Insanity, LUE, and ultimately, all of GameFaq's.

GameQueen was not extremely well liked by the RIers. Rumor has it this is because she was banned for being an underaged user, but Ceej unbanned her on her 13th birthday. She would also make daily girly topics in RI such as 'frolics in a field of flowers', and would prohibit any RIers from attacking her with random useless objects (big thing in RI during the time) or killing any of the cute animals/plants in the topic. In other words, she would post normal topics on RI and would get mad if anyone acted randomly insane in her threads (most of which would get around 100 posts each). People began to criticize her, and some believed she was an underage user. Eventually, a war broke out between two sides, those criticizing GameQueen, and those defending her. Eventually CJayC went into RI to clean the mess up.

Some time later, GameQueen and Kusanagi posted a 200+ post, graphic, cybersex lemon on a dead game board. RI became furious and disgusted, and marked her. Her first topic was deleted with probably a notification, and that is it. RI became ENRAGED that she was not banned for that fiasco, and all hell broke loose on RI. Many, many RIers complained that GameQueen was not banned. During the confusion, two of the most respected vets on RI harassed and flamed her until the moderators banned them. This embittered a large number of the RI vets, who lashed out at any new face they saw, trolling any topic made by an unfamiliar user name with "It's Random Insanity, not Random Stupidity" and abusing the word 'N00b' to ridiculous proportions for these less-familiar faces. This would usually be followed by *****ing and whining about how 'all the vets are gone', complaining about how 'GameQueen got so and so banned', and how they missed 'the Good Ol' days'. At the same time, The Great Magus, during a spell of boredom, wandered into LUE. He was instantly hooked, though RI would still hold a place in his heart.

Up until this point, RI always had more posts than LUE and CE combined (keep in mind there was no War on Terrorism, Paranormal/Conspiracy, Another Place, nor the Forum boards at this time.) Hell, RI often had nearly TWICE the amount of posts LUE and CE had combined. However, this juvenile event alienated many, many RIers from their home board, transforming them into refugees with nowhere to go. After hearing TGM talk about how much fun he had at LUE, many RIers decided to take a look at this board. Displaced after the horrible GameQueen/Sourpuss war, many RIers searched aimlessly for a place of refuge. Many found it in LUE. LUE's topics soon became even less serious.

During this time I had recently become a regular, and Jackmama was there as well, as was Flaming Nun and Managoddess. While RI refugees were flooding into LUE, Sw4etEternity appeared and made the original .9999~=1 topic. It's also around this time that Goatse was discovered, and people in the MBH board were complaining that something be done about the huge amount of links to the Goatse site on LUE, CE, and other social boards. The Relgon/Atheim fad also began in this era. Another thing worth mentioning is that the Automod system was removed during this chapter. The Automod was the automated moderation system. Basically, if 20 or more users marked the same post, it would be deleted by an automated moderation system and the person marked would be automatically suspended. Some users (who got a KOS for these shenanigans) marked CJayC into suspension, and at one time did the same to Sailor Bacon, who was a former mod.

Chapter 5: Scum Wars II; The Fad Topics

Things were great around this time. There were plenty of hilarious topics as well as serious topics ("The Drug Topic" was especially popular) One such example is the series (up to 15) 'Questions about Love' topics. Annoying to look at on the topic list, but a godsend nonetheless, as it kept the stupid 'girl trouble' questions concentrated to a single topic (for the most part) On April 4, 2002, JarJarBinks made a topic called "Okay, blueballs, owww". In it, he feared at first that he gave himself testicular torsion from whacking too much, but it turned out that he merely gave himself blueballs. This caused The Great Magus to create the "We've secretly switched JarJarBink's testicles with folger's crystals, let's see if he notices the difference" topic, which was deleted a few hours later.

April 18 was the anniversary of the first Scum Wars, and to celebrate, some of those involved with the first (including the elusive Scum) flooded LUE with Scum topics. Few people saw this, however, since the mods cleaned it up in less than an hour after it started.

Programmer also appeared during this time, with several hilarious but completely fabricated topics. Among his different personas were:

is a mother who hides in her son's closet and discovers him whacking to internet porn

a teenage girl who has her first period in the pool in a highschool swimming class

a woman in her 20's who got fired for looking at interracial porn on the comp. at work

a young homosexual male who is dying from AIDS, asking for pity

a teenage boy who had sex with his sensei's daughter

a kid who protects his bike from being stolen by six punks, but the consequence was getting molested by them

a guy in his 20's who had sex with his boss's wife

This left Programmer's age and gender a complete mystery. At the same time came one of the first fads, the Relgon and Atheim fad. Like most fads of their time, they originated from fad topics and posts used to mock a serious topic somebody thought was stupid.It was also around this time that the Harlequin Fetus was discovered (Tubgirl was added early to mid chapter 4) as well as the dolphin sex site.Many ended up making spoofs of "I just found something worse than the Fetus!"

A few weeks later, CJayC turned Goatse into an autoflagged word. Many non-luesers and LUEsers alike protested on the MBH board that Tubgirl was not autoflagged as well. The LUEsers protested, saying Tubgirl and Harlequin Fetus deserved equal recognition as Goatse. Ceej caved in a few weeks later and made both Tubgirl and Worksucks autoflagged words. Worksucks was a nasty Javascript website which caused endless popups of Hello.jpg to pop up (the Goatse pic) while a voice booms loudly and continuously, "Hey, look everyone, I'm looking at gay porno!!!" Also during this era, Shinigami02 posted her pic for Thanksgiving. She quickly became the most popular female LUEser by far. She was an atheist, wasn't prude, was kind and gentle, she had PICS. NOW. which were sexy, etc. She was every LUEser's dream.

Another major event was Dark Cobra's mother finding out he posted anti-Christian things on LUE which was filled with religion hating Atheists, as well as posting on the C64 Sex Games board (she snooped around his favorites to see what he had been up to. He was forbidden from visiting Gamefaq's ever again. He ignored her, of course, and got on while visiting his dad and twin brother. Around this time, DC became extremely angsty and religion-hating. His parents still didn't know he was Atheist. A few months later, however, his mom found out he was Atheist and grounded for the entire summer from the internet (he has severe social anxiety disorder and despises humankind). Originally, she had intended to ground him until he became Christian again AND take away his college tuition until he became Christian again... Most of the Atheists and Agnostics on LUE felt sorry for him, and also lamented his disappearance, as he was known to make a lot of witty comments, despite his morose disposition and extreme angst against religion. He was also the founder of the catchphrase "How strangely erotic".

On the anniversary of Scumwars, Scum started making scum-related fad topics. A bit later, somebody made a topic entitled "Women are scum". A female LUEser retaliated with the topic "Men are shallow". At the same time, somebody made a popular topic "If a hot chick passed out naked on your bed, what would you do?" People began mocking the first two topics because they found them to be overgeneralizing and stupid. Soon this became a huge fad with over 50 fad posts. non-LUEsers were baffled. One of the final fad posts was Jackmama's "If scum passed out on your bed, is Minnie Mouse shallow?" This was Scum Wars part 2. The next morning, everyone was discussing how much fun they had last night and how many moderations they got. Unfortunately, this started the fad of fad topics. People tried to repeat what happened that night for the next week or so, but the magic simply wasn't there. The fad topics continued to worsen, until 19 out of 20 topics on LUE were meaningless fad topics. The motivation was usually the same-- somebody found the topic to be stupid or generalizing and mocked it with another topic, causing a chain reaction. While many LUEsers found the spin-off topics to be amusing, many others found them to be quite irksome, especially since Ceej had yet to implement the search feature. Many LUEsers became fed up with the meaningless fad topics and protested to the MBH and Site Suggestions board, pleading that fad topics be against the TOS.

In the meantime, Flaming Nun got himself banned. He was the first user ever to LUEicide. Many lamented his banning. It was a dark day for LUE. Eventually, CJayC had enough and put his foot down, adding fad topics to the 'disruptive' section of the TOS. He also implemented a 75 karma requirement for LUE, and prohibited provisional and warned users from entering social boards. Unfortunately, this simply turned LUE into the forbidden fruit of Gamefaq's....

Chapter 6: Shinigami&Shade/WalleyWest80 vs. Dark Cobra

Around the start of this chapter, someone made the original "What's the worst thing you've ever done?" topic. smirkygreg21/Seth Huber said he cooked his cat, or something like that. NotoriouslyHUNG said he killed a drunk demanding 5 bucks for a beer (got charged w. manslaughter for it) Then, most famous of all, was Coolhand's story. Coolhand had a female friend who was raped by her boyfriend, whom her parents were forcing her to move in with. When she went crying to her parents, they called her a slut and told her she deserved it. He also had a tendancy to get physically abusive, but the girl had no place to go. She was stuck with the guy. Coolhand and one of his friends got pissed and borrowed a van, kidnapped the rapist, bound&gagged him, and forced him to look at pictures of hardcore BDSM porn while striking him repeatedly in the scrotum with a flexible steel baton. They then dumped him naked on the side of the road (still tied up) where he could easily be found within an hour or so. He moved out of his apartment immediately afterwards. (LUEsers scolded him for not dumping the guy in a redneck trailer park)

Not long after, Dark Cobra returns from his summer of groundage, more angst-filled than ever. People soon begin to hate him because all he talked about was how his life sucked, yet he didn't want pity, later to say he only wanted a shoulder to cry on. Many, including myself, would try to our best to help him out of the goodness of our hearts, and he would always complain with "can't anyone give decent advice", "la-de-da, your advice does suck" and flames. This caused many people to not like him. He'd always ***** and moan about how much he hated his mom and wanted to kill her, as well as torture and kill all theists (he also made personal threats to me, about how he wanted to slowly torture me bla bla bla.) He makes even more people hate him when he does something particularly underhanded. SmartJova was gleeful about how he finally found a non-straight, attractive, good personality guy on a messageboard that went to his school. DC decided to IM SMartJova's potential mate, warning him that Jova was a ****phobic jock who likes to beat up non-straights. Jova then IMed him begging him not to send the guy his name and photo, so DC did just that. DarkCobra was ecstatic with how he made Jova depressed to the point of almost being suicidal. His reason for doing this? Smart Jova annoyed him in the past. Even worse, he talks about how pathetic agnostics are because they treat theists as being equals with atheists. He even insults Hinduism, Native American shamanism, and Wicca. Among one of his most outlandish quotes against monotheism was that "Even if he did exist, I would never stoop so low as to worship a god who created me without MY permission". WallyWest80 didn't like him either, especially since he made lots of half-assed contestments to his moderations in the MBH board.

Also around the beginning of this chapter, LUE invaded the Angel's Forum, a disgusting piece of internet filth where girls with eating disorders could congregate, and encourage young women with a low self-image to become anorexic. They also gave tips such as how to prevent one's hair from falling out due to malnutrition. When the LUEsers invaded and told the women how sick and pathetic they were, they were all accused of being 140lb fat chicks. After more than a week of this, CJayC finally did something about it and had all topics regarding the invasion deleted (and the topic makers probably warned) This was the first LUE invasion ever.

During the whole Dark Cobra unpleasantness, STFU and GTFO become a huge fad. This got incredibly annoying. It got to the point where even serious topics had at least two STFU'/GTFO's per 10 posts, and fad topics or controversial topics were almost continuous STFU and GTFO. Thankfully, Ceej autoflagged the blasted phrases after a couple weeks or so of this nonsense.

Another rather famous occurence was the original "Getting caught staring at a girl's supple young breasts" topic, where LUEsers posted their stories about getting caught staring at girls' hooters, and their reactions. Many also wondered why girls got upset when you stare at their boobs, thinking they should be flattered when you do it. A short time later, TheOutrageousT00b posted a topic about Girlfriend troubles. He left the computer on, and his cousin got a hold of his password and Gamefaq's account. Hilarity ensured (continued in next post)

• WARNING, GRAPHIC TOILET HUMOR AHEAD!*

... ... ... ... ... ... ... Ok, I'm sitting on the toilet pooping, thinking about hot girls, reading this months EGM, and smelling my own gas all at once but at the same time trying not to intertwine each of these things in my mind because one can really ruin the other. Anywho, I shot out an enormous crap log and at that moment I realized that I didn't wipe myself the last time i pooped. The old crap melded with my ass pubes and dried to form an ass-pube-net, if you will. So today when I shot out that big log of human goodness(poop) It got trapped and entangled in my ass-pube-net. It was pretty messy and it hasn't dried yet. I got a fork out of the kitchen and tried to break the net, but no dice. Any ideas?

I tried the shower thing and the hot water didn't melt my ass-pube-net. And BTW, I wiped the poop off the fork with a pair of my uncle's dirty underpants which were sitting on the kitchen table before putting it back.

I had my girlfriend come over to help me with my ass-pube net. She tried to remove it with a comb, a pair of her aunt's nail clippers, and an icecube, but it didn't get rid of my asspube net and only ended up getting her dirty and smelly, so she gave up and went home.

Later, he posted a topic about the outcome of the ass-pube net. My ass-pube-net problem was resolved by the way. My uncle had to drive me to the hospital where a proctologist had to go in a slice a layer of my butt-flesh off, although now I have extreme bleeding hemmorhoids out the wazoo!!!! And becuase we haven't yet upgraded the toilets in our house to ones that flush (yes my parents are living in the 1980's still...) we got an ear full from the hospitals psychotherapist. Heheh! There was one funny thing that happened out of this whole mess. When the doctor was inspecting my net I blasted(farted) gas in her face! The look in her eyes was fantastic, I thought she was going to cry!

No my gf had to break up with me thanks to my stupid uncle. My ass of an uncle was like "you're not allowed going out with my daughter any more!" and I was like "FINE THEN!" and then slammed the door in my face. My sister is looking ok now so I might ask her out soon, pending that my dad says it's ok for us to go steady.

At the same time, LUE was having loads of fun with the SmarterChild AIMbot.

Also around this time, the search feature was implemented on Gamefaq's, which made it much easier to find your favorite subject or perversion.

Some time later, LUE discovered ToBeSmarterChild, an experimental AIMBot based on SmarterChild. LUE had a lot of fun with this thing, and it soon got out of hand. There were suddenly over 30 topics about ToBeSmarterChild. Observe.

• WARNING, OFFENSIVE WORDS AHEAD*

... ... ... ... Sofaspud5 [7:42 PM]: what do you like

ToBeSmarterChild [7:42 PM]: I like lots of things. Especially

Vagina

Touching Myself

T3h s3x0rz

dead babies

Smoking

Gamefaqs

My Penis

Anime

Hentai

Videogames

pie

molesting my mom and dad

soupy

CJayC

molesting children

my mom

CJayC's Mom

pizza in a cup

Communism

Satan

The Unholy Trinity

your wang

cheese

big boobs

Sex

Cows

Gamecube

LU&E

Goatse

Tubgirl

Harlequin Fetus

doing poodles

Those are just some of my favorite things.

Sofaspud5 [7:45 PM]: what do you hate ToBeSmarterChild [7:45 PM]: I really don't like him

her

Christianity

Drugs

Buddhism

Microsoft

Islam

Atheism

Dark Cobra

Silver Moraine

CE

White People

ToBeSmarterChild

Xbox...

Maxzoe64: Behold the power... of LUE.

Zurell: Smarter child kept giving me links to articles about students and oral sex.....you did mess up that thing.

Lasaboogy: That thing wont talk to me anymore...We made it incredibly stupid.

Tormak Saber: Sweet. We suceeded. Today SmarterChild, Tommorow the world!!! MUAHAAHAHA!!!!

Lord Veovis: LMAO holy crap I didn't know so many LUEsers talked to it!

Guitarman3544: LMFAO. You guys really did a number on him.

Purplehaze071487 (12:17:45 AM): What do you think of pizza in a cup?

ToBeSmarterChild (12:17:45 AM): i think i like pizza in a cup. do u?

Holy crap he doesn't even have proper grammar now!

How the heck did you guys do this to him?

SuperTails56: Do you like LUE?

ToBeSmarterChild: I guess so. So anyway... You wanna talk about sexoring faces some more?

SuperTails56: Hell yeah!

ToBeSmarterChild: Yeah! I like sexoring faces!

What did we do to him?

Aa And Ht 1337: proachsk8er69: I like weed

ToBeSmarterChild: Sorry no. I just get off on ones and zeroes.

ROFLMAO!!!!!1111111111111111

Zurell: Ya know how I said this smarterchild thing gave me a link to students and oral sex earlier? He now gave me a link to crematorium explosions.... I'm pretty sure I just hit rock-bottom here...

AeonBlue121: What do you like?

ToBeSmarterChild: Hmmm lemme see... lue, satan, gamefaqs...

Talking about my opinions is a lot of fun, but let's move on. Want to talk about molesting small animals again?

Habeb31: do you fondle goats?

ToBeSmarterChild: Nah, just dark cobra.

2-3 weeks later, the programmers made TBSC LUE-proof, sadly.

A short time later, Shade and Shinigami02 become close AIM buddies, and decide to meet at a Starbucks or something like that. All of LUE becomes insanely jealous of Shade, though at this point Shade has yet to become addicted to LUE's attention. Keep in mind that during this time, Shini was the dream girl of nearly all of LUE. She was sweet, humble, gentle, extremely sexy, had PICS.NOW. on Knightmare6's site, and was even a female atheist, which is hard enough to find in and of itself. They meet, bla bla bla, not much happens, but they become close friends over the internet. Months later, Shinigami decides to head down to see Shade to spend spring break together. Everyone starts yelling about 'teh se><0rz', though Shade guarantees there won't be any. Due to Shade's promiscuous past, nobody believes him. LUE is flooded with literally hundreds of Shade/Shini topics, and rumors start flying. Shade admits he's an attention whore, and milking this for all it's worth, because 'you people (LUEsers) exist only for my personal amusement' (yes, he actually said that!) People were really getting sick of Shade, and even starting to get sick of Shinigami02. ShinigamiGrahlf kept getting confused with Shinigami02, with funny results.

Eventually, Shinigami came out and admitted they had sex. A week later, everyone finds out that Shade broke Shini's heart, and now Shini is afraid she's pregnant because they had unprotected sex, and planning to get an abortion. Suddenly, all the girls of LUE see Shinigami as having no morals whatsoever for wanting to have an abortion after unprotected sex, and all the guys see her as a slut and an attention whore. However, Shini was lucky compared to Shade, who LUE now saw as the devil incarnate for pulling a bang-and-break on Shini, even though Shade and Shini both claimed Shade did not (nobody believed him due to his long history of having a different girlfriend every month, having sex withdrawal where he'd start religion topics, and how he'd always conveniently have a breakup just days or even hours after scoring in the bed with the chick for the first time) Shinigami soon left LUE for the most part, unable to cope with continuous flames of "slut" and "baby-killer", and unable to cope with everyone saying "Shade should die for what he did to you!" Keep in mind this was long before Shade's offensive 'alpha male' and 'girls like guys who treat them like ****' posts, though he was posting some of 'the only reason people flame me is because they're jealous' posts.

After this whole fiasco wound down, Jackmama discovered Sprint Relay Online, a free service program designed for the disabled where one types a message into a BBS-type page with the phone number of the place to be called, and a SRO operator will call that place with the message typed into the message box. Many LUEsers began to abuse this service to make prank phonecalls to friends and random people in their local phonebook. Like Shinigami and TBSC, LUE got flooded with topics about this. The mods didn't do anything about this at first, but this would change two weeks later. By now, LUEsers were using Sprint Relay Online to prank call many places of business. The last straw came when LUEsers mass prank called a pizza place. The pizza place eventually found out the calls came from Gamefaq's users, and threatened to sue Ceej. Ceej got out of it just barely with his TOS that says he is not to be held responsible for damages caused by Gamefaq's users. It took a lot of talking and harassment from the pizza place to work this out, though. CJayC... was pissed.

Near the end of Ch. 6, Clockspider was discovered by the Paranormal/Conspiracy board. Clockspider was a pic of a frisbee-sized spider behind a clock. At first, it merely spawned about 5 topics on PE and one on CE. A week or so later, however, dozens of topics spawned over CE, PC, RI, and LUE. Since a large percentage of LUEsers, RIers, and CEers are arachnephobes, clockspider gained huge popularity. Debates ensued about what species it was. There were dozens of topics by arachnephobes about how they were now afraid Clockspider would come and eat them. In the end, it was discovered and confirmed that Clockpsider was photoshopped, and it soon lost its popularity over all boards... All boards save LUE, that is, where it soon became the latest fad, and would continue to be one of LUE's biggest mascots, alongside the Unholy Trinity and Pain series.

Chapter 7: Black LUEsday

Things were going downhill during this time. Dark Cobra was hated more than ever, and there were usually about 5-10 DC-made troll topics around, plus about 20-50 non-DC made topics expressing hatred towards Dark Cobra. Fad topics were coming back. Many of the vets were becoming sick of LUE and either closing their account or packing their things and moving to the Forum. LUEsers were also fed up with a recent increase in unfair moderations, and there were quite a few topics about this. At one point, several LUEsers agree to make life for the mods a living hell by all making as many TOS violations at once as they can. I and several other LUEsers try to reason with them that this would not help, but they do not listen.

Then, on black Tuesday, Gostevie made a topic on the LUE urging all Dutch people to unite. He was banned for board invasion! In the meantime, CNUFootball was hosting another Truth or Dare topic on LUE, and Tealmarie chose dare. She was dared to make a topic on the Pokemon board asking why Pikachu was yellow. When she did this, she and CNUFootball were banned for invading the Pokemon board. (I might note that all of the LUE truth or dare topics were always deleted or closed because they'd innevitably lead to dares to violate the TOS.) The complaints about the mods on LUE and MBH were now getting out of control.

Then, Dark Cobra made what many claim is the best LUEicide in history (it was a graphic lemon involving CJayC, Shadowtak, RaptorLC, Sailor Bacon, a few KOSed users, and WallyWest80, with lots of censor bypasses. It was very demeaning towards CJayC, depicting him as a drunken wife-beater. He also claimed that WallyWest80 was Go@tse, and used the derogatory 'N' word... *no, not N-Gage, the other one*). He was banned along with his brother's account, XxThe UnknownxX. That was the straw that broke the camel's back, plunging LUE into total chaos. On one hand, most of LUE was celebrating Dark Cobra's long-deserved banning, but on the other hand, DC's LUEicide caused several LUEsers to pull a monkey-see-monkey-do, and perform their own LUEicides, many doing so in 'protest' of the unfair moderations.

In the end, over a dozen people LUEicided, including Darkness Falls, who posted more than 20 free porn links, flamed the mods to hell, complemented the boards and users he liked, used tons of censor bypasses, flamed Mr.Duckbear, and flamed CJayC with lots of SPI's. He also insulted Shadowtak, calling her 'easy' (to put it much more lightly than he did) He also insulted Jews, telling them he hoped the holocaust would happen again, insulted Christians and Catholics, insulted Atheists, and made fun of 9/11, and insulted immigrants. He got a well-deserved usermap axe. Late that night, Silver Moraine managed to coax Duckbear into giving him the password to one of his accounts. Silver Moraine then LUEicided and managed to get Mr. Duckbear usermap axed. The day was coined 'Black LUEsday' by LUEsers, and would be the first event named with the 'LUE' in it. Over the next few days, a few more LUEsers would LUEicide, but the number was much fewer than it was on Black LUesday. Those who LUEicided were Usermap Axed. Luckily, Tealmarie was reinstated by Ceej, which probably cut down on several LUEicides and troll topics towards mods. Mr. Duckbear's accounts were also reinstated when Ceej found out what Silver Moraine had done.

One evening a day or so later, the moderation system went kapoot after something went wrong with the daily maintenence downtime. For the next few hours, LUE, CE, and RI filled with blatant violations of the TOS, including gratutious censorbypassing, links to Goatse, flaming, especially towards CJayC and the moderators, etc... the social boards were a real mess. Ceej would have his hands full by the time he got back, which wasn't until later that night. Dozens of repeat offenders were warned from that incident. Though LUEsers were responsible for the bulk of the violations, CEers and RIers were hardly innocent, either. Some LUEsers took the oppertunity to LUEicide, since they knew their topics wouldn't get removed for some time, allowing them to go out with an even bigger bang.

At the very beginning of this chapter, Umaro pulled a stunt that made him famous.... He took pics of himself with his wang in a sock. From then on, Umaro would be the most famous user of LUE.

Three days after Black LUEsday, Umaro made a topic in the Zelda Social Board about a cool triforce tatoo he got. Surprisingly, he was flamed to hell. You don't talk about LoZ related stuff on the ZSB.... He went back to LUE to complain about this, which caused LUEsers to invade the ZSB board. Once again, all hell broke loose as a war erupted between the two boards! Flames were thrown left and right as the ZSB was overrun by trolling and Zelda-related topics. Umaro and well over 20 LUEsers were banned for board invasion. CJayC decided enough was enough. He told LUEsers they had two choices:

1. destroy LUE 2. implement a 150 karma requirement

LUEsers chose #2. LUEsers dubbed this event RevoLUEtion. Umaro was reinstated by Ceej since his intentions were not malign. CJayC later updated the boards and placed LUE and ZSB in 'special' listings, hoping to bring the misbehavior under control. Ceej said that LUE would either be privatized or slowly weaned into non-existance, OR, it could be left as is.

Another important event during this chapter was when CJayC made a topic in MBA discussing the recent account hijacking activities over AIM, where people would impersonate him, of which the infamous KOSed user known as EXE was said to be the ringleader of. Some time later, LUEsers started running into the account-stealer, and complained about his stupidity, posting their aim convos. LUEsers all flooded the aforementioned account stealers over AIM, predending to be idiots, and handing over fake passwords such as youareanidiot (the guy was completely oblivious to most of the jokes such as that one and others poked at him) In one of the last recorded encounters, (when he was going insane from all the LUEsers AIMing him nonstop) one guy, pretending to be a girl, promised to show him pics. Here is the convo.

setoIX: FOR HTE LAST TME IM NOT

setoIX: I DID IT 2 FOOL U

setoIX: AND IT WROKED

MoeMn968: Oh my god! You were tricking me!

setoIX: YA

MoeMn968: How could you be such a heartless guy!!

setoIX: SUTOOPID

setoIX: I WANTD AN ACOUNT

MoeMn968: oh my god, I really thought I could talk to CJAYC

MoeMn968: *cries*

setoIX: R U REALY CRYIN?

setoIX: A/S/L?>

MoeMn968: 17/f/Canada

setoIX: CANADA SUKS

setoIX: BUT I WUN HOLD TAHT AGINTS U

setoIX: *AGAINST

setoIX: ;-)

MoeMn968: first you lie to me, and then you insult my country

MoeMn968: *cries more*

setoIX: IM SORRY

setoIX: R U K?

MoeMn968: yes, I guess

setoIX: K SRY

setoIX: SO

setoIX: WUT DU U LOOK LEIK?

setoIX: *LIKE

MoeMn968: Uhh, green eyes, blonde hair

MoeMn968: if you want my picture, go to (link to goat man)

setoIX: WUT R U WHEREING?

setoIX: K :-)

setoIX: ASHKJVHHH;LAKHHHH!!!!111!@1

setoIX: UR 1 SICK ******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

setoIX: R U REALY FEMAIL?

MoeMn968: yes

MoeMn968: whoops, I gave you the wrong link

MoeMn968: sorry

setoIX: TATHS DISGFUSTING

MoeMn968: i know my mistake

setoIX: UCK

MoeMn968: i'm so sorry

setoIX: HW DO U HVE THAT?

MoeMn968: no, that's not me

MoeMn968: my best friend

setoIX: UHCK!

setoIX: U NEED SUM NEW FREINDS

MoeMn968: I know

MoeMn968: don't worry, I look better than that

setoIX: I HOPE SO:-)

MoeMn968: ok here it is (link to Tubgirl)

MoeMn968: that's me

setoIX: K

setoIX: OMFGS~!~~!

setoIX: I AMLOST BOMITED!!11 setoIX: WTF IS RONG WIT U?@

setoIX: OMG

setoIX: TAHST WORST THEN THE 1ST 1

MoeMn968: what, do you not like my looks?

MoeMn968: you are such a slob, like all the other guys

MoeMn968: so shallow

setoIX: TAHTS RELLY U?

MoeMn968: yes!!!

setoIX: DO U HAVE A BTTR PIC?

MoeMn968: I had bad diarrhea

setoIX: 1 W/O POOP ALL OVER IT PLEASE?

setoIX: THATS GROSS

MoeMn968: ok let me look, and find one

MoeMn968: (URL removed for safety reasons)

setoIX: DIS BETTER NOT BE ANOTHER GROSS 1

MoeMn968: sorry

MoeMn968: that's not it

setoIX: OH

setoIX: I DIDNT GO

MoeMn968: its just a message board there

setoIX: WAS IT ANODER GROSS 1?

setoIX: K:-)

MoeMn968: no

MoeMn968: (link to Harlequin Fetus)

setoIX: ?

MoeMn968: here is my baby sister

setoIX: OMG WTF WAS DAT?!

setoIX: TELL ME DAT WASNT REAL!

MoeMn968: my sister

setoIX: UH

setoIX: DO U JST HAVE A PIC OF U JUST STANDNG SOEMWHERE?

MoeMn968: ok, I will get you one next time I come on

MoeMn968: ttyl!!!

setoIX: TTYL?

MoeMn968: talk to you later

setoIX: WAIT!

MoeMn968: but I will get you a pic

setoIX: YA

setoIX: UR NOT SO BAD

setoIX: IF U WOULDNT DO SICK **** LIEK DAT

setoIX: BT WUTEVER FLOTES UR BOAT

setoIX: I GUES I GO NOW

setoIX: GYE

Eventually LUEsers drove him completely mad.

Several LUEsers also made CJayC names on AIM, pretending to be the aforementioned password stealers. Several of them mocked Stale Incense, who pretended to be CJayC, saying that he needed people's passwords because the server was damaged during a storm in Texas. Most of the mock-password stealers used very similar stories, which usually had something to do with kicking the server over during a Tai Bo session. (later incidents would include using gum to put the server back together after accidentally kicking it over, accidentally squirting mustard in the server, him and Shadowtak having sex on top of the server, but Ceej ended up breaking the server and his wang, etc.)

Chapter 8: SterLUEization

Things just kept going downhill. The 150 karma requirement made the forbidden fruit known as LUE more alluring than ever. Mods began failing on the job of keeping the fad topics under control. Soon other annoying things spawned as well, such as:

Horribly overusing catch phrases (always been a problem, but by now, it was worse than ever before!)

Trying to beat record time for reaching 500 in a topic (I believe it was on SterLUEization night that this happened, in fact!)

Trying to break records for highest number of posts or topics ever had on LUE

Making stupid, pointless topics such as 'poopies, discuss'

Posting ASCII outside of designated ASCII topics

Making really stupid joke topics that look serious at first glance, or posting (serious), then containing a joke post inside

And then... the innevitable happened... Y2k posted JustShana's live journal. Shana was a girl who had committed suicide a few months earlier (apparently by jumping off a tall building) Her parents kept her journal open to write poetry and reflect on their daughter's life with her friends and family. Much to Y2k's amusement, LUEsers started posting things on Shana's journal.

"Suxor...." "I'm very sorry..." "She bought an N-Gage, didn't she?" "BALEETED!" "LOL!" "Timmy, you're permanently expelled!"

Then, much to Y2k's dismay, people began posting horrible things.

"Stop wasting your sympathy and compassion on that little attention whore"

"In Soviet Russia, building jumps off you!"

"I had sex with your daughter's corpse. I'm very sorry."

"Y helo thar necrophiliac buttseks, LOL LOL LOL!!"

"You weren't very good parents if you couldn't even keep your daughter from committing suicide..."

"Family: what happen? Cop: Shana set herself up the Bomb. LiveJournal: we get signal. Family: Its you!! Satan: How are you gentleman? all your Shana are belong to wang. Family: What you say?! Satan: You have no chance to avoid suicide make your time. LUE: Hahaha."

• Insert pictures of Goatse, Tubgirl, Harlequin Fetus, and the Pain series*

Talk of Y2k's topic spread to other social boards.People reported the incident on the MBH board. Non-LUEsers wanted LUE to be removed from Gamefaq's for the incident forever, while LUEsers wanted everyone who posted messed up stuff on the Live Journal to be KOSed. Ceej came on a few hours later and placed everyone who posted messed up stuff in purgatory. (this left over 20 people in Purgatory) He then made a bolded topic on LUE saying that LUE had been sterilized. That is, nobody with a user ID higher than 888113 would ever be able to access LUE. He knew it would probably take awhile for the effects to be felt.

He was right. 2 weeks later, several LUEsers invaded the Kidzworld board, and posted many offensive messages, particularly pedophilia-related ones, and made accounts such as 'boytouch' 'Michael Jackson', etc. Ceej deleted the Kidzworld topic and purgatoried every Gamefaq's user who posted at Kidzworld. Well over 30 people were purgatoried.

Just an hour or so after Ceej announced SteriLUEzation, LUEsers found user #888113. His name was LunarHawk99. Immediately, he started getting harassed by hordes of LUEsers who followed him everywhere he posted, saying things like "OMG, it's teh one!!!11!" and "you are God". Reports days later suggested that Lunarhawk99 gave his account away to someone else, as he had no interest in LUE, or the amount of attention he was getting. Indeed, LunarHawk99's personality seemed to change a week or so later, and he seemed to suddenly enjoy the attention he was getting, though he still hated LUE. On the other hand, other conflicting reports suggest that he is still the same person, so perhaps it simply took a week or so for him to accept the new, undeserved fame...

A few days after the LJ incident, Jimmy makes a topic about how he fears his dad will get in trouble at work. Why? Because Jimmy was looking at porn on his dad's comp, and had a porn folder on the HD. Jimmy was 15, as were the girls in the porn he downloaded. Jimmy also foolishly gave away the personal information of where his dad worked. (address, zip code, everything) That was when a user name Arcon (rumored to be Silver Moraine) decided to call the authorities and tell them that Jimmy's dad had kiddie porn his comp at work. This caused the whole of LUE to hate Arcon with a passion. Not only did LUE fill with "I hate Arcon" topics, but the MBH also got several complaints about him. I have no idea what the outcome of his dad was, however, as I didn't pay a whole lot of attention to the whole Jimmy/Arcon thing.

A month or so after the Kidzworld thing, Cadamori informed LUE about an XBox live chat. As one could guess, this was a recipe for disaster. Hundreds of LUEsers began to prank-Post on the XBox support chat. Several other topics were made. A few days later, Ceej and the mods cracked down, and anyone who made an XBox support invasion topic was thrown into purgatory. By the time Cadamori's topic was deleted, it had over 300 posts, and the second one (posted by either Kroboz or PSXOnline, I don't remember which) reached well over 100 posts. Most of the others reached over 60.

On December the 30th, news leaked of a new TOS which would basically put LUE out of comission permanently, with a strict anti-offensive posting rule. These rules will be implemented on January the 5th.... CJayC apparently believed that LUE simply wasn't dying fast enough. Upon hearing of this, a group of LUEsers and Gamefaq's users invaded YM and a LiveJournal, posting various pics of the Unholy Trinity and the Pains. Various other Live Journals were also invaded just before this, but most believe this to be a framing by a group of formerly KOSed and LUEicided users, whom it is rumored to include BigRedMachine and TRC. This group despises Gamefaq's and CJayC, and is well known for using terms like "CGayC" as well as various other insults to Ceej and Shadowtak.Grimslim retreated from LUE after hearing about the new TOS, and I myself nearly left.

As of yet, however, the New TOS has not been implemented...

Chapter 9: ExcLUEsion

On January 16, LUE became privatized, you had to sign-up locking out many people from the boards who were away on vacation.

It wasn't long after that the Sarahsuke incident occured. Sarahsuke hijakced Etherius's pics topic and posted her own pics which were displayed on her personal website (which included a guestbook). Unfortunately, she was not considered sexy and fit like Etherius was (she was a bit heavy set). A couple LUEsers advised her to delete her post. At first Sarahsuke said that Etherius should delete hers too, then, until one of the LUEsers told her that they were sorry, but she was fat, and LUEsers were going to flame her for it. Sarahsuke took their advice the wrong way and flipped out (she didn't flame anyone or anything like that, it was just a sort of "JUST BECAUSE I'M FAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M UGLY!!" sort of thing. LUEsers then commenced their attack, calling her ugly, a beast, fat, etc. After taking several flames and trolls, Sarahsuke made a topic saying that she could be uglier, and linked to a pic of an autistic girl, saying "See?". LUE went nuts and flaming her became a fad topic. People said horrible things such as that they wanted to bash her face in, lots of horrible fat comments, talk about stuffing her female orifice full of food and screwing or cooking her, etc. LUEsers also invaded her guestbook, filling it with abusive comments and links to the pains and such. At the same time, Sarahsuke harassed Etherius over AIM with 10 different accounts (not simultaneously, mind you)

Sarahsuke retaliated with racist stuff against the Japanese and with posts like "BALEETED". Eventually, however, she lost it and said she was leaving LUE. When she tried to leave, however, LUE harassed her like crazy on AIM. They also harassed her wherever she went on Gamefaq's. She completely snapped and LUEicided, but ended up only getting suspended. She also took her website down due to the invasion. Many people made topics demanding LUE stop this, but most retracted their demands once they learned what Sarahsuke had done. The harassment over AIM was so bad that Sarahsuke's computer is said to have crashed because of it.

A couple weeks later, DoctorDustin made a topic telling people to look at the KKK board, which had just gotten itself back online after the last invasion. Even worse, he posted this at the peak of daily fad topic night, when all the troublemakers are on LUE! LUE stormed the forum and filled it with anti-KKK sentiment, racist jokes to mock the KKK, pictures of the Unholy Trinity and pains, and dozens of LUEshis (Click here for images of the flood). To make matters worse, LUE invaded the KKK board in the midst of an Outboards invasion of the forum! This was the third time LUE had invaded the SAME KKK board. The KKK board rectified the problem by redesigning the boards to that only registered and confirmed users could post. (During the peak of the invasion, someone on LUE said that there were over 125 unregistered users on the KKK board. Granted, the majority of them were probably lurkers.)

On 2/2/04, Miss Kazama posted a link to the online journal of an angsty miss teen, with the intent of laughing at her on LUE. Unfortunately, she did not realize that unregistered users could post in her forum. LUE began to invade the angsty female teen's forum, and Miss Kazama flipped out. She was quickly suspended by a mod, and all hell began to break loose, with X Launcher and Umaro among other longtime icons swearing to close their accounts if she was banned for an unintended invasion, while many LUEsers swore they'd LUEicide if she got banned. That evening, she was put into purgatory, but it was already too late. Many LUEsers had already suicided.

Nearly a month after this chapter began, MBH is still bombarded with several topics per day of people asking why they can't get into LUE anymore. Most of these people were on vacation or doing schoolwork since November.

Famous GameFAQs Quotes

"I know its impossible, but has anybody done it yet." - shadow6x (Topic: ? Board: Metroid Prime board), talking about getting 0%

"All Your pH level>7 Are Belong To Us." - DarkRaptorX

"animl crossing is game with round head(viking) punchouts yes?" - Radioactive Yeti (Topic: round head and punchouts? Board: Animal Crossing)

"The magnet "came"? Oh, I guess the magnet just walked up, beat you up (and stole your lunch money) and just to prove that he's the jackass he is he erases your game, along with your dragon deck. I guess you're stupid enough to get beat up by a magnet now aren't you?" -Nikore (Topic: i was good then the damn magnet came Board: YGO EDS)

"Warning. Whatever "stings for a second" on your face, burns like the FIERY HOT BLAZES OF HELL on your balls!" - richie259 (Topic: I just shaved my groin)

"Yep, the mayan calendar ends in 2012. Latinos will drop dead everywhere. Stay out of El Salvador." - 'Mrmcgoogle'

"I let people know when it's okay to breathe!" - The Period (Posted by shine getter in OOT: GCN, Topic: WHAT tHE HECK) Originally from Penny Arcade.

"So how did you get that Xbox?" "I entered a contest... and lost." (?)

"c'mon what are these FAQs? is it a web site or something?" - Andravi

"I was wondering. Whats the differece between the two dicks?" -TMan21200 (Topic: HELP! HEP(caps) Board: LoZ:OOT GCN)

"You can't not know when Falcon Punch is coming. He has like a case of hemeroids occur and screams the attack name as loud as he can." -Describing Capt. Falcon, N00b Topic 2, Dark Dragon 7

"There was an error posting your message: The maximum allowed size for a message is 4KB (4096 characters). Your message is 999999999999999999999999 characters long." - etaonish, (Topic: Out of curiosity, what is wrong with an N-Gage? on LUE)

"Some AERIS DIES cornbread? - i cast heal spells (Topic: Would you like some cornbread? (spoilers), FFVII board)

"How do you make Mario take off his clothes and poop on the boss?" - Shine Getter's 5-yr-old cousin watching him play SMS, The Eternal Veggie

"bmx xxx is awesome, it owns all those kiddy games like metroid" - idiot on The Eternal Veggie

"yes, even feng shui is considered cheating. because its taking advantage of the game." From: zac1988 | Posted: 4/11/2003 2:16:34 PM, given by Chucko111

"Captain Obvious strikes again!" From Shine Getter, posted 7/10/03 12:48:16 AM, Topic: "I took off my guy's clothes and he was naked" by "nosoupforyou" (Posted on AC board, 12:32:15)

"And? I don't see your point." -Shine Getter, same source, after he added "I am naked"

"does it give u the map too? (the map thing that u dance)" - Posted by charles2612 in topic: "when u play this game does it..." Date:7/13/2003 4:59:35 PM (DDR:KNMX board)

"Yeah, when you start up your PS2 with the game in it, it spits out the map for you. XD *snicker*" - Anon.

"you were in 8th grade and you were playing hide and seek? What fruity ass village are you from?" -MagArk (LUE Board, Erotic Story Thread Deux)

"Agh! Someone give me a spork and goggles!! I don't know what good teh goggles'll do, but I'm gouging my eyes out with the spork." -RedShadow120

"and i yelled out the window PWND" -themothman421, Topic: a dog stepped in poo and it left tracks all over the sidewalk., Date: 8/20/03 4:29:21 PM

"Whats sometimes even worse then Engrish is trying to understand the instructions on some stuff from Japan, their mini manga format isn't that helpful to me. I was setting up the Gamecube I bought from Japan, and there is a picture of a snowman attacking the gamecube, with a fan or something repelling it. I think this means to keep the Gamecube away from cold, but it might also mean that I can drive away evil Snowmen with a fan." - 'KM320'

"Was it human poo? 'Bout time those bastards got a taste of their own medicine." -Zombie Star 2000, in reply.

"Once, this fat lady tripped on the sidewalk and rolled, YES, rolled into the street and she got mangled but a street washing trick that was being driven by a blind midget. I opened my window and yelled PWNED! Then I watched as the vultures feasted.

"All in all, it was a good day." -Shine Getter, in contribution to the above topic.

"you yelled pwned?? how did you pronounce it? powned? And if so, did you get any funny looks from anybody who may have been walking by?" -Link719, in reply.

"Well the midget just looked up and laughed." -Shine Getter, in reply.

"In Soviet Russia, the TOS violates you!" ~ Coolhand/Revolve/countless others, in contestion to a moderation

"200 bucks? What the **** are you wearing? The Hubble Space Telescope?" -Monkey Mech X, in reply to a topic about crushing $200 galsses (by DragonB).

"Cool. Ok. Great. SHUT UP!!" - Corbon440

"Why are you guys so anti-LUE? Is it because [Current Events] is like a waiting room to get in, and your all frustrated about waiting or something?" - sunken turd

"Seriously though, try laying Zelda with your eyes open” - Red Dwarf (Two great typos!)

"And may whatever deity or deities you believe in have mercy on your souls..." - CJayC

"I asked CJayC himself if he had any official word I could pass down regarding any chance of future signups for the LUE board. The answer involved Satan lacing up his ice skates at the time of the next batch of LUEsers." - RaptorLC

"This isn't America, this is GameFAQ's" - CJayC

"Are there any of you who like to lick the butts of the animals? cause i would like to try it and was wondering what it might taste like" - zeldalord

"You mean Windows isnt free? Funny, I can't remember ever paying for it..." - heretic600

"How many of you got her by searching for ass?" - RokkStar151 (One great typo!)

"Closing LUE would be like putting a person with a horribly contagious disease through an airplane engine" -CJayC

"The G-man has magic. He doesn't have to run to fry Falco." ~BlueRondo

"OMGWTFROFLMAOLOLBBQ!!!!!one!1!!1shift!!exclamation mark1!"

"playing gba hurts my nads" - Someone on the GBA board.

"Lupin + South Park + Haruko + Bunny Suit + Flying Cross-Punisher Guitar = The Greatest Work Of Art Known To Mankind." - FallenAngel2002 on FLCL

"Who is Cloud Strife?!?! And how did he beat Bowser?!! I don't get it. Bowser's the bomb! How can you vote against him?" - kydoty da 2nd coming

"When I woke up this morning I though to myself: "I can't wait for someone to give me details about his friend's piss." -acolytes, in reply to topic: "Someone I Know Has A Wee Wee Problem." by Dell Steele

"so the midget is running with his pants around his ankles, and im trying to wallop the little bugger with a hammer, then the goat starts to burn! "decision time" i think to myself...." -the afrochicken, in reply to topic "Official "walk in at an awkward moment" topic!"

"You can't spell "Manslaughter" without "laughter." - Anon.

"And God did denieth them Pics Now, and Jesus did proclaim, "PWNED." "- SpikeSpiegelWannabe

"I always thought that I had a weird disease because my bum had a crack in it... >.<" -Renaman

"I once got out of the bathroom, mid-poop, and asked a lady how much toilet paper I should use." -Shaz

"I thought, because a nuclear explosion was caused by splitting an atom, that every time I used a knife to cute something, I might cause a nuclear explosion." -Shaz

"When in Rome you act like the Romans, not a ****ing moron." -JarJarBinks

"It's not premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." -Twisted Silence

"Eventually I am able to breathe again. I had a vague idea of what caused such a feeling, so I begin to do it again. And again. And again. And again and again and again." - JarJarBinks when he discovered masturbation

"It's not rape, it's surprise sex." - Anon.

"You can't rape the willing." - Anon.

"It was the Smell of Hell. It was if Jesus Christ himself popped out of my ass, pointed at me, and said, "Yeah *****, that's what you get for being an atheist". -Spiffy Magoo, "That, was quite possibly, the worst dump I have ever taken"

"Peter: Brian, there's a message in my alphabits! It says ooooooo Brian: Peter, those are cheerios." -? (skyhopper88's sig)

"y helo thar? butsekz LOLOL" And the people rejoiced. -Revolve in "'Lo, and the Lord came amongst His people, and He spake the divine words:"

"my game cube has stoped working for some odd reson it will play for about 10 min and stop reading the dick" -number5

"There's something wrong with the dick-reader....is it still under warranty? Maybe you should try a different dick. You may just need a new dick." -RedShadow120, in reply.

"I am an army of 0.999~". -SDF 1

"I was like O_O and she was like :) and then she was like :0 and I was like :D" -DarkestDay

"ok, in social education we were doing sex ed (how fun ¬_¬)

anyway, we were taken to the main hall to do a series of game, each involving toy penises (not those games)

one of the games was to see how many condoms you could put on the toy penis in a set amount of time.. i was scarred" -The Shadow of Auron, "OMG today was the worst day ever!!!!"

"But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?" -GamerGuy33, "The Lord sees everything..."

"It's like a reverse poop, except without the >_< and more of the :D" --Downgrade (talking about buttsecks)

"I think Tom Nook is selling lives today, why don't you go get one?" -Brandon129899

"Bart: B-6. Homer: You sunk my scrabbleship!

Lisa: This game makes no sense.

Homer: Tell that to the good men who just lost their lives. Semper Fi!"

"Link You can say what you want, but it takes balls for a man to wear tights, and there's no denying he has them." - someone on the Soul Calibur II board.

"Get a whole bunch of tiny, tiny chimney sweeps. If they can't do it, no one can." -the last crusader, in reply to "What is the best way to clean an anus before anal sex."

"Declare jihad." -StarSoldier Spiff, an earlier reply to topic above.

"i crapped in the toilet so badly it broke, and we had to switch planes :-\" -Shark463, "Erotic Airplane Stories! (True or Fake, don't care)" (There were then several variations in relation to this.)

"I was on a plane once. I needed to go to the bathroom to have a poop so I open the door and see a hot naked woman standing there and shes like 'oMg liEk plz sE><oR me now n00b.' So I locked the bathroom door and had the greatest sE><or with her and she orgasm liek 6 gazillion times and i'm saying 'haha whos teh n00b now eh? i'm more 1337 than j00!' After we are se><oring the 10th time the hot stewardess breaks open the door and sez 'ppl want the toilet!' but I just said 'All your base belong to us' and she was all leik 'omg i must get naked and have se><or with j00!' So we have a 3some and I make them orgasm so loud it deafens the passengers on board. The pilot of the plane,(who happened to be a woman and really hot) came to see what all the noise was about and then decided to join in with us. Halfway through se><oring them all I say 'Liek who is flying teh plane?' and the hot pilot chick says 'oMfG!!! its guna crash n00b!!11!!1!' I se><or her face and tell her to shut up, then go to the cockpit and slap my wang on all the buttons and controls and the plane resumes flying! Then all the hot women I had been se><oring said together 'A winner is j00!' and then I se><ored them some more. True story.

• cough* </fake/> lol." -Karlamut, above topic.

"i crapped in the pilot's face so badly he died, and we had to switch planes :-\" -Star1080 Returns, same topic.

"When the camera panned up on [Kuja] the first time, I was like "ooh! Legs! ooh! Thong! Augh! Dude!" - Umaro (?)

"I don't even know what to think." -dirtycup II, "Dr. Phil made an ex-Marine cry on his show because of his weight"

When I get a Life,I stand up,spin around,and thrust my hand out screaming 'LIFE GET!'.Needless to say,people don't come over to my house anymore...-Shine Getter (Bahamutmon)

"I got a good way to get peopel to stop smoking. Simply go up to them and say, 'I bet you I can put that out on my head' They give it to you and just slam the cigi onto your head. It wont hurt or anything unless you just leave it on your head. Thats the way." -s t a n II, "Smoking Cigarettes" (WTF? Hoe does that make people stop smoking?) -Ender Wiggin

"A bird in hand is better than 2 in the bush. Unless it's a pterodactyl, because it has probably eaten your hand already and is starting to peck at your skull." -Ludacris01(sig)

"Offensive Posting - Poop! Censor Bypassing - H*llo there! Flaming - You are mean! Trolling - Look at me! I am annoying! Illegal Activities - I smoke pot. Spamming - what what what Off-Topic Posting - Food Spoilers without Warning - I ate pancakes this morning. Disruptive Posting - Boo! Flooding, Invading, and Board Wars - The CEers are coming! (sorry couldn't think of anything that wouldn't actually get me in trouble >_>) Impersonation - *is Da Jerk* Harassment/Stalking/Privacy - *follows j00 home* Unauthorized Access - *opens his own account* Bugs and Exploits - *coughs, making GameFAQs sick* Usernames, Profiles, and Forms - *makes an account called Poopface* Robots and Automated Programs - Whatever happened to Robot Jones? Other - Moderator Discretion." -Da Jerk, as a suicide, "If someone did suicide and went broke EVERY rule of the ToS would you finally..." by Alphaweapon

"That's a cat? I always thought it was a guy with an iron bar through his head who is very happy about it." DayDogg on Melfina's =^_^= smiley.

"God I ****ing hate that commercial. I wish some random person would walk up to that kid and sock him in the face hard and shout "PWNED! WHERE'S YOUR HULK POWER NOW *****?!! HUH?!!"" -Outlaw Laen, on the Hulk Hands commercial.

"T:Does Santa dig prostitutes?" "From: MiraiCloud Posted: 11/15/2003 9:34:57 PM i mean, he's gotta enjoy his life now and then, ya know." "R:Nah, he prefers the ones that are alive. He's not a necro..." -zimisangry

"thought if you kept the hot tap on for more than 10 seconds, Satan would come out of the sink and take you to hell" - Luminar (possibly in "Stupid things you thought as a kid. *OFFENSIVE*")

DC, your debating was on the level of a derranged squirrel.~~ Four Winds

BTW, Never try to Sniff Glitter. It hurts..... ~~ One that Was

King you wouldn't know funny if it sexually assaulted your mom, beat up your dad, and kidnapped your siblings.~~Sdogunlucky

I saw his (Michael Jackson's) mug shot...and had an urge to puke. It's...so ugly...it's not human anymore.~~FlamingSchoolBus

You are not a great individual for hating your mother. You're a Greek tragedy in the making.~~Polemos to Dark Cobra

I hope you get raped by an angry, rabid giraffe.~~Gorthaur the Cruel

All those who believe in Telekenesis raise my hand.~~DVader

I'm not into Legolas; I was more into Sam, more junk in the trunck make Mr. PeePee want to do the funk.~~Lord Sampson

There is more sin in a cubic inch of LUE than there is in all of hell.~~Gorthaur the Cruel

...then Run, don't walk, RUN to the fridge, and pour yourself a tall, frosty glass of shut the **** up. ~~Coolhand

MEGAVOLT! MMM-MM, he's got some WEASEL FINE ASS!!! And big feet, you know what that means!!!~~Hyena20 during a convo in LU&E about the sexiest Disney character

Sneak up on them with a giant claymore, spin it around and then..... stick the plunger in their face.~~Cookie6 on revenge plot for plugging up a toilet and getting crap everywhere

It doesn't break the ToS because SHUT YOUR FACE BEFORE I CUT IT WITH A WHEEL CHAIR.~~Orange

SHUT YOUR FACE VIRRO BEFORE I RUN OVER IT WITH A LAWN MOWER.~~ Orange

I would rather swallow several large, live rats and let them eat me slowly from the inside out than EVER use AOL.~~ Q Ball

Die topic, DIE!!!!! Die die die!!!! Dead dead kill stab maim hurt bleed die!!!!!!!!111!1ONE!!!!~!~~Coolhand

I know neither Coolhand nor DarkCobra, but I think you two need to work out your differences with mutual hate towards Richard Simmons.~~Edge Zero

I'm a Frisbeetarian. We worship the Great Golden Whammo Frisbee and believe that when you die your soul gets stuck on the roof and you can't get it down.~~Ghost Sgt.

What was the name of that show with the bald aliens that had brown spots all over their head?~~Diehard Shogun Was it "Invasion of the Gorbachevs?" ~~Shadow Sniper

It would be tough picking up one, let alone throwing it, but dropping it on someone's foot would surely give them a concussion. ~~USSJ Goten (regarding the XBox, but that's not what makes the sig funny)

Get all tensed up, push the poo out, and while pushing say "Ka-me-ha-me-ha!"~~ Daizenshuu

Where can I download a Modem from? My old one is a 56k and my friend has DSL and it works great. I don't know where I can download an upgrade from though, I looked on the Microsoft website and they had nothing :(~~Michael Stripe

Wow... There's a turd on my floor that looks like Bill Gates...~~Pokemaster252

..............I belive in the underwear faries~~Dragon Gurl

Pah. I'm Asian, I look uglier than an orc with 6 CHA, and people know it.~~MaullarMaullar

Can you flex your nipples? I can flex them to the theme of "Tailspin".~~The Outrageous Toob

Brut smells like sour frog ass.~~ Axion9

That movie sucks; I give it a two thumbs up the ***. ~~ Kanivakil

Oh yes. Hostess Fruit pies. With such flavors as sawdust and ass, how can you not like these flakey piles of ****. ~~Smash Daisaku

Last night I stuck my hand in a box fan, and it ripped my fingernail off.~~Cky2chris

If you got kicked in the face by a catatonic midget, I would laugh.~~DJ Kornphlake

If you smoke pot (near me) you support me getting super pissed and stabbing you with a spork.~~Shade7x

What the hell? those racist bastards! those people deserve to be attacked by an army of spork weilding monkeys. Seriously~~Link333

Any time you misspell a domain name on the Internet, you're going to either get 1) advertising with pop-up windows, 2) porn, or more likely, 3) both.~~CJayC

Man, I would steal that tub of vomit and spill it in a subway... UNIVERSAL HUFFERAGE! CHAIN REACTION SPEW!!!~~MrChaos

Actually, they are both talented. Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd are talented at making good music, and GC and linkin park are talented at sucking ass.~~Goombario

Give me a break! I'm only 15 and I throw poop at little kids.~~Spike Spiegel

Oh, no! I think I'm a weretoaster!! Help!

(:(:( Every full moon, I black out... and when I wake up, there is a lot of burnt toast around.

What should I do? (other than suicide, and sexx0rzing teh toasts' faces)~~Risu no Kairu

Majestic? I thought they called mothlike activity ADHD...~~JuliusNightblade/Simba Jones

Used Beng@y as a lube. Hurt like hell~~Lonestar2000

Is it normal to have a year of impotence?~~Polished Car

I stuck thumb tacks into my wang. That was a bad idea.~~Risu no Kairu

Quite ironically, the only other member of ProTect's Pube Club for Men is his mother.~~Spiffy Magoo

I was jumping on the tromboline (Saddam's secret doomsday device) and well wasn't looking where I was jumping, hit my....self between the legs on the metal bar and fell head first in dog poo...~~Supasonic1234

Why were you BBQing naked? That's just asking for trouble~~Nazgul Tysol

My vote will go to Davis again~~CNNOnceAgain You might as well just stay home and punch yourself in the testicles. It'll take less time, and in the long run will probably be less painful.~~Solid Jake

If my college English teacher saw you typing like that he'd crush your balls, and strangle you with your own scrotum.~~Kegran

You punched someone's nads and THEY'RE the freak?~~Silver Dragoon

Now, I may not be the most professional sex doctor out there, but I think I know the ways of the bed.~~Mrduckbear3

I've pissed blood before. It was after I had a bowling ball dropped on my crotch. Pain to teh xtremez0rz.~~DarkMonkey99

My nuts itch too much. It's like I'm in the Sims and someone is pressing the "Scratch nuts" button over and over again!~~Prism01

If I had a really buff right arm and a skinny left one, I would not make fun of people who mast0rbate.~~Tenchisama

An XBox fell on mine. Now I use it as a bookmark.~~MMXcalibur regarding his wang

I was watching porn on the internet, got a little to carried away, and got my wang stuck in my zip drive.~~friskybb

• plays wang bass*
• stretches out wang*
• plucks it like a bass*~~Revenge of the Voicezzz

Angelina Jolie is freakin hot. I'd dive into hell and wang-smack Satan for a chance to tap that ass.~~MATRIX17

I stuck the bayonet of an army man figure in my wang hole when I was 5. It burned, let me tell you what. Probably not the most painful, but it sure did hurt.~~Thearc08

Going to the bathroom...I slipped and sat on my balls.~~TheHard2CatchEntei

• Pins Silver Moiraine's testicles to his forehead with an industrial nail gun*~~Unsane2Clown

I would be paranoid of disease too if my daughter had seen more wangs than the Prime Minister of China.~~ReNemesis

I find that peeing gets rid of it. A suggestion, to piss with morning wood, try standing back to the toilet shooting it over your head.~~Konraad

I'll be the resident lecherous Knight~~Paladin Z

Ok, well I dub thineself the official mast0rbation black knight in underwear armor ~~DJ1200

I confine my sexual advances to people, tacos, and horses.~~LaceratedCharm

It had better be the noises monkeys make during sex or hand-activities if you want to speak the language of the LU&E.~~Hyena20

In 6th grade, our teacher was talking about how her ex-husband had a hernia, and it looked like he had 3 testicles. I cried.~~Dudbear

We've secretly switched Jar Jar Binks' testicles with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if he notices the difference.~~The Great Magus

I don't want lyme disease of the testicles. God knows they've suffered enough already~~Jar Jar Binks

If I were to ever have foreplay, it would last at least an hour, because when it comes down to the actual sex, I'd suck worse than Forrest Gump. ~~Jar Jar Binks

JarJar, on the other hand, would be the type of genie who orgasms when you rub his lamp, especially if you're a hot, scantily clad virgin chick.~~ Hyena20

...midget sex? That's more Jar Jar's thing...~~TheMadHatter102

Because if I woke up tomorrow as a girl, I'd probably just lay around in bed and play with my boobs all day.~~ Shade7x

I, in an act led by extreme levels of boredom, just had cyber sex with myself using Trillian and two different AIM usernames.~~Linke

MY wang bends farther to the left than Michael Moore~~Conrad4

I'm a pirate? Do I get to rape my crewmen?~~Super Blue KapuKapu

My testicles are of average size. At least, that's what my dentist says.~~Hustle Kong

I once thought of George Bush and Geraldo getting it on and well...it made it bigger.~~Trev913 on how to get rid of a boner

"I will now violate all the provisions of the TOS:

Offensive Posting: Attack the base! Censor Bypass: g-r-i-s, gr*s, g***, 9|-1$, girs, gryeeeas, grizznizz, **** (rhymes with "bris") Flaming (Insulting Other Users): I don't like you. Trolling (Inciting Flames): *pours gasoline* Illegal Activities: *jaywalks* Spam: www.gamefaqs.com is cool. Spoilers without Warning: The Neanderthals lost. Disruptive Posting (all caps): HI. Disruptive Posting (fads): All your base are belong to us! Bugs and Exploits: *Coughs* Usernames, Profiles, and Forms: See sig - All caps! --- BANNED" ~~etaonish's fake suicide

See Also

FAQ, Internet troll

Credits

Edited by --24.228.45.144 22:05, 23 Mar 2004 (UTC)etaonish

History by Hyena 20

And the LUEsers in general...

External Links

• GameFAQs
• GameSpot (Sister Site to GameFAQs)
• CNet (Parent Company to GameFAQs)
• History of LUE