Fat, hirsuite, surly, virginal proprietor of Springfield's comic book store on "The Simpsons," known for his sarcastic quips to his child customers. Received a master's degree in folklore and mythology. A noted science fiction buff, has "MY OTHER CAR IS A MILLENIUM FALCON" bumper sticker, given to him by a Harrison Ford-lookalike. Wears prescription pants. Voiced by Hank Azaria.