Sexual slang is any slang term which makes reference to sex, the sexual organs, or matters closely related to them.
Warning: The following list of terms may be considered offensive to some readers.
Introduction
In the popular jargon of many civilized cultures, the use of sexual slang is a form of humor or euphemism that often creates controversy over its popular use. Sexual humor is seen in many circles as crude and unsophisticated, as well as insulting towards the subject it describes. Nevertheless, sexual humor has been popular since the earliest days of civilization, and crude humor is seen as having its own place in popular culture.
Sexual slang is often used by adolescent youths as a ritual of growing up. It is one way that youths often test the limits of tolerance in their society, both in their own families and in the community in general.
The popularity of various comedians who indulge in sexual slang, from George Carlin to Andrew Dice Clay, reflects the appeal of this form of speech. It is often seen as a form of taboo, where much of its appeal comes from the shock value of daring to speak "forbidden" words in public.
Body parts
Erect
Big Ben, bone, boner, chubby (erect or half-erect), Eiffel Tower, hard-on, joystick, leaning tower of Pisa, purple veined clarinet, purple fist, presidential staff, stick, stiffy, wood, woody
Flaccid or Erect
arrow, bishop in a turtleneck, blue-veined microphone, chode, Clyde, cock, crank, cunt poker, dick, dong, egg roll, fireman, hog or hawg, johnson, john-thomas, knob, lad (Irish), love snake, manhood, manmeat, manroot, meat, (male) member, mushroom cap, old fellow, one-eyed monster, one-eyed snake, (male) organ, pecker, Pedro, Peter, Percy, plum (of the head only), pork hammer, pork sword, prick, purple-headed mountain, rod, salami, sausage, scepter, schlong, shaft, snopp, Stanley (the power tool), talliwhacker, todger, tool, trouser snake, trouser trout, unit, Vienna sausage, wang, warrior of love, wiener, willie, yogurt slinger
balls, bollocks, cajones, crown jewels, cods, family jewels, klackers, knackers, nads, nuts, plums, tackle
Also, "plum smuggling" a colloquial term used to describe a male wearing overly tight undergarments, allowing the penis and/or testicles to be seen in outline.
Penis and testicles
(some words in this section may also be used more specifically to mean just the penis or just the testicles; usage varies)
Big Ben, crown jewels, Eiffel Tower, family jewels, frank 'n beans, lunchbox (UK, particularly used for male athletes), meat and two veg, one eyed trouser snake, package, twig and berries, wedding tackle
baps, bazookas, bazoomies, (big) berthas, blouse bunnies, boobs, boobies, booblies, bonkers, bosom, boulders, brace (and bits) (rhyming slang for tits), bristols (bristol city, rhyming slang for titty), bubbies, bubbles, bubs, bust, cans, cantaloupes, charlies, chest, chi chis, chubbies, diddies, dirty pillows, dugs, the empties (after breastfeeding), fun-bags, globes, guns, headlights, honkers, hooters, jubblies, jugs, knockers, love kegs, lungs, meat puppets, melons, milk wagons, norks, pair, peaches, plumpers, puppies, rack, rampolenes, sweater meat, ta-tas, teats, thirty-eights, thrupenny bits (or thrupennies, rhyming slang for tits), tits, titties, twin mounds, tweeters, twin peaks, twins, udders, woofers
ax wound, bearded clam, beaver, box, cave, clam, coochie, cookie, coot, cunny, cunt, fanny (British English; in the US, a non-obscene word for posterior),foo foo valve, front bottom, furburger, furry cup, gap, gash, jenny, meat curtains (also beef curtains), minge, muff, muffin, pussy, pink taco, piss flaps, poon, poontang, punani, rat trap, rug, sausage wallet, slit, snapper, snatch, sweet spot, tuna, twat, tweety/tweety bird, vertical smile, whisker biscut, winky, yoni
taint, grundle, guiche
Posterior
ass or arse, back, backside, batty, behind, booty, bum, bung, butt, fanny (US English; in British English it means vagina), kaboose, landing pad, pooper, rear end, rump, tush
asshole or arsehole, balloon knot, bunghole, buttery cornhole, brown eye, chocolate channel, chocolate starfish, crack, Hershey's highway, nether region, Oxo Tower, poop chute, rusty sheriff's badge
feel up, get it on, get off (with), make out, necking, petting, reaching second base (of three), touch up
(in) a lip-lock, making out, pashing, smooching, snog, snogging, sucking face, swapping spit, tonsil-tennis
Many sexual-slang verbs for oral sex
- are simply "eat", "bite", "blow", "suck", "chew" or a verb suggesting them, followed by a noun suggesting genitalia,
- involve little creativity, and
- while immediately understandable, have little currency.
General
drive thru, eating it, eating him/her (out), going down, giving head, going south
Analingus (Oral sex on the anus)
asian, ass/arse-licking, chewing bud, crap tickling, rimming
Cunnilingus (Oral sex on female)
carpet munching, chawing box, clit licking, drinking from the furry cup, eat out, eating from the bushy plate, eating out of the bread-box, giving head, lick-out, muff diving, mustache ride, pearl diving, tipping the velvet, wet-velveting,
Fellatio (Oral sex on male)
blowing, candy making, eat, fluff, [giving a] blowjob, shine, slobbing the knob, slurping the bishop, smoking (or greasing) the pole, suck off, sucking cock, tonsil exam, waxing the lance
Anal Intercourse
butt fuck, butt sex, dancing with bubba, fudgepacking, going in the out door, Greek, riding the Hershey highway, shit packing, spooning, strolling down Cadbury road, taking it up the ass, taking it up the poopchute, up the shitter, up the back passage
baby batter, baby gravy, cream, cum, donut glaze, gentlemen's relish, gizzum, goo, hot man mustard, jizz, load, love juice, love piss, man cream, man fat, man mayo, manchowder, number 3, seed, spew, splooge, spunk, squirt, Tijuana toothpaste
Male
beating the bishop, beating off, beating the meat, choking the chicken, climbing Everest, crack one off, dating Madame Palm and her 5 daughters, doing the shandy shuffle, fist fucking (one of two meanings of the term), flogging the dolphin, frigging (off), fucking off, jacking off, jerking off, jerkin' the gherkin (Australian slang), pinching the one-eyed snake, playing tug-of-war with cyclops, pocket billiards, polishing the helmet, shaking hands with the sheriff, smashing one out, spank the plank, spanking the monkey, strokin' the pole, stroking the salami, tossing off, wanking (off), whacking off, yanking off, yanking the crank
Female
buffing the muffin, diddling, double-clicking the mouse, finger bang, fingering, fingerfucking, flicking the bean, frigging (off), jacking off jill, jilling off, walking the kitty
Male
(many terms derogatory, unless used by homosexual men about themselves)
anal astronaut, ass bandit, ass pirate, bender, bum hole explorer, butty (UK) batty boy, chocolate starfish invader, fag, faggot, fudge packer, gay, hom, homo, pillow muncher, poof/puff, poofter/puffter (UK), queen, queer, sausage jockey, shirt-lifter, shitshoveler, turd burglar, uphill gardener
Female (Lesbian)
(derogatory, unless used by homosexual women about themselves)
dyke, jammy feminist, lemon, lezzer, rugmunchers, tuppence licker, woman on the other bus
brass, brass nail, call girl, cocotte, courtesan, Cyprian, dated streetwalker, doxy, drab, escort (euphemism), fallen woman, floozie, harlot, ho, hooker, hustler, lady/woman of the night, lady of pleasure, loose woman, masseuse (euphemism), member of the oldest profession, model, moll, pro, promiscuous woman, prossie, quean, roundheel, scarlet woman, scrubber, sex worker (except in technical usage of the term), slag tart, slapper, slut, strumpet, tart, tom, tramp, trollop, trull, wanton, wench (also used for any lower-class woman, e.g. "serving wench"), white slave, woman of easy virtue, woman of ill repute, woman of negotiable virtue, woman of the streets, woman on the game, working girl
clap, crabs, crotch rot, knacker cracker, knob rot, pox, (to catch) a dose, sour cream
bad man in the nursery, child catcher, early bird, forbidden fruit, Gary Glitter's best friend, impatient father, kiddie-fiddler (or kiddie fondler), nonce, playground spotter, premature cherry picker, Santa Claus' little helper, spring chicken
External links
- Roger's Profanisaurus
- Urban Dictionary (for all slang)
- Thesaurus