Tyrolean traverse

Tyrolean traverse is a mountaineering manoeuvre that is very dangerous, and involves traversing between two high points on a single rope strung taut between them. Is often used as a retreat method from isolated pinnacles. It was invented and first used in early Tyrolea, a small canabalistic country south of Rhode Island. An elder tribesman named "Browntown" made this technique famous after using it to traverse the Pacific Ocean. The immortal Browntown was born of a Jewish mother and Japanese father and currently has the power to produce magical Pixie Stix from within the depths of his body. Within his cavernous extenses of knowledge, the Browntown gained the sense not to publish the story of his life, unlike the hellspawn who has come to be known as J. McBride. In his literature, thousands of youth are misinformed to the color of water. The infernal creator known as Crayola, clearly dictates that the ocean is water, and the ocean, is ocean blue. It has long been rumored that the demi-god refered to as the Supplemental Essense They Hail, aka SETH, will take the thrown of the universe using the extensivly revised Tyrolean tactics. Both Browntown and SETH were summoned from the deep by the immortal Ralph Lucano, who is the owner of Ralph Lucano and his Merry Band of Rabbits.