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Martin Hunter
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Martin in 'A Shite Film'
Born (1987-05-28) May 28, 1987 (age 37)
Rosneath, Glasgow, Scotland
Occupation(s)Film actor, film editor and director wannabe.
Websitewww.youtube.com/orangekubrick


Comedy, horror, action, suspense, thriller, surrealism, sci-fi, dystopia, apocalypticism. In my opinion all one million times better than watching someone's low-res face telling you about what they had for dinner, how their life is horrible or how they've had a fallout with other video bloggers. WHAT IS VIDEO COMING TO?

Oh, Jeez. And I'm 20.

I edit and direct films, usually ending up acting in them too actually. I'm a big dirty jack of all trades.

I love my beautiful redhead filmmaker girlfriend Lauren (www.youtube.com/laurieb12) who I met in my class for college and started seeing once I got the balls to break the ice (months).

I love movies. Especially horror films with great looking gore. I watch B-movies with my girlfriend for laughs, to see how awful they are and to occasionally stumble upon a few beauties (Street Trash, Driller Killer).


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Future Cop LAPD

Vipco

I collect Vipco movies. You know, the ones that are too nasty for a front cover image and instead are replaced with BIG frightening letters.

So Far.

My Movies

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Scene from 'Operation.(applause)'
  • A Close Shave
    • A young man makes the mistake of shaving without foam or water. (Starring Martin Hunter).
  • A Closer Shave
    • A young man makes the mistake of shaving with A HUNTING KNIFE. (Starring Martin Hunter).
  • Alfred the Wolf and Peter the Monkey
    • Two elderly animals head off on an adventure that they will probably forget. An adventure to find and conquer as many ropeswings as they can muster before old age clams them. (Starring Martin Hunter, Ross Paterson).
  • Aliens 2
    • Can noone save the Alien franchise? Four marines are rudely interrupted by an alien while combing an old building on a routine check. (Starring Martin Hunter).
  • A Night to Remember
    • Two streetwise punks are enjoying a night of hard rock and booze when they recieve an unexpected knock on the door. Introducing THE PUNKS who will be making a comeback in the upcoming feature length film Days of Hell. (Starring David Lindsay, Ross Robertson, Martin Hunter).
  • Apocalypse
    • 2010. There are only three survivors in the entire world. An ex-pirate, a hobo and an evil witch. Only one of them will survive to the end. (Starring Ross Paterson, Martin Hunter, David Lindsay).
  • Apocalypse Pete
    • A monkey grumbles in self pity about his obsession with getting back into the jungle. (Starring Martin Hunter).
  • Bobby Brown's Amazing Warp Toilet
    • Bobby Brown discovers his new toilet is much more advanced than the standard IKEA number. His has TELEPORTING properties! (Starring Martin Hunter).
  • Days in Hell (pre-prod)
    • The world is overrun by zombies and research teams are sent out all over the world to do what they can to prevent the menace. One of these teams has become a shadow of its former self with a few surviving members and low moral, that is until they encounter a potential cure for the whole nightmare.
  • Death of a Moth
  • Fur
    • The rest of your fur coat.
  • I Am Alone
    • After God decides to start from the beginning, he makes a mistake and misses one man, putting a pause on the whole process. Richard wakes up alone after a terrible nightmare to find the entire population of the planet is gone. After a while he starts to see hallucinations, which turn out to be people from Earth trying to get back from the Limbo plane in which they have been banished. (Starring Martin Hunter).
  • Indecent Proposal
    • A Vietnam veteran becomes enraged while reminicing about his wartime past after his sibling breaks his thought.
  • Kill Catt
    • Two cats must battle for revenge and honour in this wild Kill Bill parody.
  • Lud-Wig
    • Interupted whilst appreciating his own music, Ludwig Van Beethoven turns on his friend Che Guevara. (Starring Ross Paterson, Martin Hunter).
  • My Good Friend Sam
    • The last moments of a man who has been locked in a room by his friend before he joins the ranks of the undead. (Starring Martin Hunter).
  • My Good Friend Richard
    • After locking his friend in the toilet upstairs, Peter decides to put Richard out of his misery. (Starring Martin Hunter).
  • Nice Curtains
    • After trespassing into a man's house to complimant on his curtains, our anti-hero takes the necessary step (Starring Martin Hunter).
  • Nice Curtains 2
    • After yet again trespassing into another man's house, our anti-hero must take the necessary steps to prevent the abundant modesty he himself has spawned. (Starring Martin Hunter).
  • Operation.(applause)
    • A young doctor jokes and giggles with the nurse as he stitches a patient back together. (Starring Martin Hunter).
  • Peter the Monkey Talks
  • Potato
    • Sheer boredom and insomnia provokes a young man to become obsessed with a vegetable which end up with disasterous and horrific consequences. (Starring Martin Hunter).
  • Punt That Cat
    • After trying to view pornography for five minutes with his pet cat meowing over and over, the owner shuts the hairy bastard up once and for all. (Starring Martin Hunter).
  • Spider-Ned
    • Spider-Ned harrasses a golf course, does stunts and smokes. All in a day's work. (Starring David Lindsay, Ross Paterson).
  • Story of Three
    • Trigger Happy Bastards 2 reedited with music to follow a different storyline. (Starring Martin Hunter, Ross Robertson, Ross Paterson, David Lindsay, Ian Todd.).
  • The Drop Off
    • A young man mistakes truth with hallucinations after testing the merchandise he is supposed to be dropping off. (Starring Martin Hunter).
  • The Man With the Machine Gun
    • An old man reminices about the war before coming home to realise his rubble is being invaded by a trespasser. (Starring Ross Paterson, Martin Hunter).
  • The Real God
    • A tired survivor tells us of Earth's situation and impending doom from the growing sun. My most personal film yet.
  • The Terminator 5 - Arnie's Flatmate
    • Arnold comes home to find his scum flatmate eating his prized minstrels. (Starring Martin Hunter, Ross Paterson).
  • The Terminator 6 - Skynet Activity Park
    • Arnold's attempt at keeping his job goes wrong and, with no income to pay for his flat, does what he does best. (Starring Martin Hunter).
  • The Ugly Boys Quest for the Fountain of Youth
    • Three men quest to find the fountain of youth. THe ugliest man in the world, a rock and roll appreciator and a man who is just thirsty.(Starring Ross Paterson, David Lindsay, Ian Todd, Martin Hunter).
  • Trigger Happy Bastards
    • Terrorists from Russia have taken over a research facilty in Cardross woods and Ross Paterson and his men are sent in to rescue the survivors and wipe the Russian scum from the Earth. (Starring Ross Paterson, Martin Hunter, David Lindsay, Gary Masson, Aaron Meikle, Iain Little, Ian Todd and Andy Shaw).
  • Trigger Happy Bastards 2
    • After being shot down over forests crawling with Russian terrorist scum, Captain Thompson and his bumbling sidekick Sargeant Kennedy must locate survivors and escape the hellish forest. (Starring Ross Paterson, Martin Hunter, Ross Robertson, Ian Todd, David Lindsay, Aaron Meikle, Andy Shaw, Gareth Evans, Robbie McLochlan and Josh Grafton).

Music Videos

Trigger Happy Bastards 2

Trigger Happy Bastards 2, unlike its prequel, was released in parts in an episode format. Each episode tells the gradually unfolding story of Captain Thompson and the bumbling Sergeant Kennedy as they search for survivors in a Russian forest after their chopper was shot down. It stars:

  • Ross Paterson - Captain Paterson
  • Martin Hunter - Sergeant Kennedy
  • Ross Robertson - Private 'Patch'
  • Ian Todd - Private Barnes
  • David Lindsay - Private 'Roachie'
  • Aaron Meikle - Private Meikle
  • Andy Shaw - Ivo
  • Gareth Evans - Private Steiner
  • Josh Grafton - Private Kelly
  • Robbie McLochlan - Terrorist

Trigger Happy Bastards will be released one after the other in segments. You can expect plenty of plot twists and cliffhangers. This is the most expensive film we have ever worked on and it cost me around two hundred quid on camouflage, combat webbing, a kevlar helmet, guns and more. Thankfully some money was saved because my friends bought their own camouflage.

  • Episode 1 - Crash Site
  • Episode 2 - Still More Fighting
  • Episode 3 - Meikle's Revenge


Days in Hell

Days in hell is my new film, and my first attempt at a feature length. The script has been written and filmign will commence very soon.


The world has been overrun with zombies and bad jokes. From the small pockets of humans left, teams of specialists are sent out all over Britain to see what they can do to improve humanity's chances of survival. Ironically most of them don't come back.

The film centers around Richard, one of few remaining soldiers, who must continue with his mission to protect an almost insane professor while he works out a cure for the zombie infection while simultaneously talking shit. With Richard is the homophobic and television addicted Chris, and a young rookie Sam.

When all hope is fading, Richard stumbles into Raz and Dublin, two streetwise punks, and with this chance encounter comes a potential cure from the zombie epidemic, and a potent smell of ganja.

Cast

  • Ross Robertson - Richard
  • David Lindsay - Dublin
  • Ross Paterson - Chris
  • ????????? - Hammer (not confirmed)
  • Martin Hunter - Raz
  • ?????????? - Peter
  • Mike Palmer - Conner
  • ?????????? - Goon (not confirmed)


Articles I Have Created

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