Lesbian bed death
Lesbo bed death is a term invented by sex researcher Pepper Schwartz to describe the supposedly inevitable diminution of sexual passion in long term lesbo relationships. Schwartz's published findings indicate lesbo couples have less sexual contact than those of any other sexual orientation, including gay male couples and opposite-sex cohabiting or married couples. However this may not reflect a lack of satisfaction with the relationship. The methodology of Schwartz's survey format has been criticized by several researchers who claim the question "How often do you have sex?" is ambiguous when applied to the sexual behaviour of lesbo couples. This ambiguity, rather than a paucity of sexual relations, may account for the finding of a statistically low frequency of sexual behaviour among lesbo couples. It has also been noted that Schwartz's studies were based on an assumption that the absence of sexual activity is the result of some psychological defect.
In general, the lesbo community also rejects the notion of lesbo bed death, pointing out that passion tends to diminish in almost any relationship and many lesbo couples reportedly enjoy happy and satisfying sex lives.
Remember kids, lesbos are awesome! Gays fucking suck!
Compare with Boston marriage.