User:Colonelcraud

Colonel Craud is the internet alias of Toadpole, the internet alias of Richie Pilbeam, the most awesome guy in the world (2003 Awesome Awards). He has written the following articles, which are also awesome:

Bioggle

I'm a 20 year old university student who spends his nights watching shitty movies and eating novelty spaghetti. Who are you?

I started writing a gaming website in the [1] tradition, except I ran out of steam pretty quickly. None of it exists anymore, which is probably just as well.

Then I started writing for RMD, an RPGmaker website, doing reviews. After a few years, the frequent server crashes and general inanity of the forum (Yes, I know it's hard to believe!) got to me and I left. There was - surprise! - another server crash which wiped my archived work, and it's not there anymore either. Again, probably just as well, but the fact I gave out so many bad scores at least stopped a few pretentious 15 year olds from inflicting the next Xenogears upon the unsuspecting RPGmaker community. I can dream, anyway.

Things that make my day better:

Reading laughably obvious studio plant reviews at AICN.
Updates at HBI.
Not showing up to class.
Making fun of Goths.
Resident Evil (the games, not the awful film).
Neighbours.
Increasingly bizarre Q&A from SuperShadow
Comics R Us.
New things at Bogleech.
Metroid.
2nd hand goods.

Things that make my day worse:

Inane talkback at AICN.
Dragonball Z.
Game store owners refusing to believe I don't want any Dragonball-related merchandise.
My cat refusing to go out the side door because it thinks the front door leads to another world with a completely different climate.
"Sensitive" people.
Having to dodge petrolheads on the way into town.
Everybody Loves Raymond.
People in my class who can't talk about directors other than Quentin Tarantino.
Big Brother.
Hippies.
"HAY SHUT UP RICHY ITS JUST UR OPINION"

Contact

Why you'd want to, I have no idea.

AOL Messenger: ColonelCraud

Email: [email protected]

PEACE OUT YA'LL CLASS OF 2002 RULES