Billy Connolly

William "Billy" Connolly, CBE, D.Litt (born 24 November, 1942) is a comedian, musician, presenter, and actor. He is sometimes known, especially in his native Scotland, by the nickname "The Big Yin" ("The Big One", a reference to his 6' height).

Background

Birth and formative years

Billy Connolly was born at 65 Dover Street ("on the linoleum, three floors up") in Glasgow, Scotland, to Mary and William Connolly, the son of an Irish immigrant. In 1946, with their son barely four years old, Connolly's mother abandoned he and his sister, while his father was away for the war. He and his sister, Florence ("Flo"), were then looked after by two aunts, Margaret and Mona, his father's sisters.

Connolly was brought up in the Anderston, and later Partick, districts of Glasgow. He attended St. Peter's Primary School in Glasgow and St. Gerard's Secondary School in Govan. At the age of 12, he decided he wanted to become a comedian but felt he didn't fit the mould; he felt he needed to become more "windswept and interesting". Instead, at the age of 15, he left school and became a welder in a Glasgow shipyard. Around the same time he joined the Territorial Army's Parachute Regiment. At the medical, the doctor noted to him, "You're not very big downstairs, are you?", to which Connolly replied, "I thought we were only going to fight them."

1960s

In 1965, after he had completed a five-year apprenticeship as a welder, Connolly accepted a ten-week job building an oil rig in Nigeria. Upon his return to Scotland, he focused on being a folk singer.

On 27 June, 1969, a 26-year-old Connolly married his first wife, Iris Pressagh. In December of that year, his first child, Jamie, was born. He has four more children, all girls — one (Cara, b. 1973) with Iris, and three with his second wife, Pamela: Daisy (December 31, 1983), Amy (1986), and Scarlett (1988).

1970s

Connolly's biggest break came when he appeared on the BBC's Parkinson talk show in 1975 and told an off-colour joke about a man who'd murdered his wife and buried her bottom up so he'd have somewhere to park his bike. He became a close friend of the host, Michael Parkinson, and now holds the joint record (along with Kenneth Williams) for appearances on the programme, having been a guest on eight occasions. He later said, "That programme changed my entire life." Parkinson, in the documentary Billy Connolly: Erect for 30 Years, states that people to this day still remember Connolly telling the punchline to the bike joke decades after the fact.

In 1976, Connolly opened for Elton John on the latter's US tour. "In Washington, some guy threw a pipe and it hit me right between my eyes," he told Michael Parkinson two years later. "It wasn't my audience. They made me feel about as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit."

1980s

In 1985, he divorced from his wife of sixteen years (they had separated four years earlier). He was awarded custody of their two children. That same year, he recorded An Audience With.... In July of '85 he once again opened for Elton John at Live Aid, in Wembley Stadium.

1986 saw him visit Mozambique to record a documentary for Comic Relief.

Connolly completed his first world tour in 1987, including six nights at the Royal Albert Hall in London, which resulted in the Billy and Albert video.

When the Fox Network aired Freedomfest: Nelson Mandela's 70th Birthday Celebration in 1988, Connolly was still virtually unknown in the States, but his performance drew attention, particularly from producers, and interest in him grew.

In 1989, Connolly's father died after a stroke, his eighth. His mother died only four years later. On December 20, 1989, in Fiji, Connolly married his current wife, New Zealand-born (but a naturalised Australian) Pamela Stephenson, with whom he had been living since 1981. "Marriage to Pam didn't change me, it saved me," he later said. "I was going to die. I was on a downwards spiral and enjoying every second of it. Not only was I dying, but I was looking forward to it."

It was also in 1989 that Connolly shaved off his trademark beard for a film role, and he would remain clean-shaven until the mid-to-late 90s.

1990s

In 1990, HBO brought him to the US, where he appeared as half of Whoopi Goldberg and Billy Connolly in Performance, a special produced by New York's Brooklyn Academy of Music. Goldberg introduced Connolly, and the rest, as they say, is history. The following year saw Connolly and Stephenson move to Los Angeles. The family won green cards in the Morrison Visa Lottery.

Connolly was dealt a blow in 1993 when his close friend and fishing partner, Jimmy Kent, passed away.

In early January 1994, Connolly began a 40-date World Tour of Scotland, which would be broadcast by the BBC later in the year as a six-part series. It was so well received that the BBC signed him up to do a similar tour two years later, this time in Australia. The eight-part series followed Connolly on his custom-made Harley Davidson trike [1].

Also in 1996, Connolly recorded a BBC special, entitled A Scot in the Arctic, in which he spends a week by himself in the Arctic Circle. A notable feature of these shows is that he strips naked in one scene in each of them, usually in some remote wilderness area where no one is likely to complain, although for Comic Relief he once danced naked around Piccadilly Circus.

In 1998, Connolly's best friend, Danny Kyle, died. "He was me dearest, dearest, oldest friend," Connolly explained to an Australian audience on his Greatest Hits compilation, released in 2001.

In November of 1998, Connolly was the subject of a two-hour retrospective entitled Billy Connolly: Erect for 30 Years, which included tributes from Dame Judi Dench, Sean Connery, Whoopi Goldberg, Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman, and Eddie Izzard. The special was released on DVD in North America in 2004.

The following year, Connolly undertook a four-month, 59-date sellout tour of Australia and New Zealand. Later in the year, he completed a five-week, 25-date sellout run at London's Hammersmith Apollo. Not content, in 2000 he travelled to Canada for two weeks on a 13-date tour.

2000s

In 2001, Connolly completed the third in his "World Tour" BBC series, this time of Ireland, Wales and England, which began in Dublin and ended in Plymouth. It was broadcast the following year.

Also in 2001, Pamela Stephenson's biography of her husband, Billy, was published. It outlines his career and life, including the sexual abuse by his father that lasted from his tenth to his fourteenth years. Much of the book is about Connolly the celebrity but the account of his early years provides a context for his humour and point of view. A follow-up, Bravemouth, was published in 2003.

Connolly himself is credited with writing several books, including Billy Connolly (late 1970s) and Gullible's Travels (early 1980s), both based upon his stage act, as well as books based upon some of his "World Tour" television series. Connolly, however, has stated that his comedy does not work on the printed page.

A fourth BBC series, World Tour of New Zealand, was filmed in 2004 and aired that winter. Also in his 63rd year, Connolly performed two sold-out benefit concerts at the Oxford New Theatre in memory of Malcolm Kingsworth, who for twenty-five years was Connolly's tour manager and sound engineer.

In October 2004, during an 18-night stint at London's Hammersmith Apollo, the comedian was criticised for making jokes about the hostage Kenneth Bigley [2]. Shortly after Connolly joked about the future beheading of the hostage, Bigley was beheaded in Iraq. Connolly still strongly denies that the incident ever happened.

However, despite the bad press, in January 2005, Connolly came 8th in The Comedian's Comedian, a poll voted for by fellow comedians and comedy insider and embarked on a major UK tour with an impressive 15 sold-out nights in Glasgow.

Also in 2005, Connolly and Stephenson announced they were returning to live in the former's native land after living in Hollywood for fourteen years. They purchased a 120-foot yacht with the profits from their house-sale, and now split the year between Malta and an estate in Aberdeenshire.

Later in the year, Connolly topped Channel Five's poll of "Britain's Favourite Comedian" ahead of the likes of John Cleese, Ronnie Barker, Dawn French, and Peter Cook.

During the months of May and June of 2006, Connolly performed a five-week stand at the 37 Arts Theater in New York City as part of his "Too Old To Die Young" tour [3], [4].

Career

Folk music

In 1965, together with Tam Harvey, Connolly started a group called the Humblebums. At their first gig, Connolly introduced them both to the audience by saying, "My name's Billy Connolly, and I'm humble. This is Tam Harvey, he's a bum." The band would later include Gerry Rafferty. Connolly sang, played banjo and guitar, and entertained the audience with his humorous introductions to the songs.

In his World Tour of Scotland, Connolly reveals that at a trailer show during the Edinburgh Festival, the Humblebums took to the stage just before the late Yehudi Menuhin.

The trio broke up in 1971, at which point Connolly went solo. His first solo album in 1972, Billy Connolly Live! on Transatlantic Records, features Connolly as a singer, songwriter, and musician.

His early albums were a mixture of comedy performances with comedic and serious musical interludes. Among his best known musical performances were "The Welly Boot Song", a comical ode to the working class which became his theme song for several years; "In the Brownies", a parody of the Village People classics "Y.M.C.A." and "In the Navy" (for which Connolly filmed a music video); "Two Little Boys in Blue", a tongue-in-cheek indictment of police brutality done to the tune of Rolf Harris' "Two Little Boys"; and the ballad "I Wish I Was in Glasgow" which Connolly would later perform on a guest appearance on the 1990s American sitcom Pearl (which starred Rhea Perlman).

In November 1975, his spoof of the Tammy Wynette song "D-I-V-O-R-C-E" had a one-week spell as the UK's No. 1 single. Wynette's original was about parents spelling out words of an impending marital split to avoid traumatizing their young child. Connolly's version "D.I.V.O.R.C.E.", on the other hand, played off of the fact that many dog owners use the same tactic when they do not wish their pet to become upset about an impending trip to the veterinarian. His song is about a couple whose marriage is ruined by a bad vet visit (spelling out "W.O.R.M." or "Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E.", for example.)

His song "No Chance" was a parody J.J. Barrie's "No Charge".

In 1985 he sang the theme song to Supergran, which was released as a single. By the late 1980s, Connolly had all but dropped the music from his act, though he still records the occasional musical performance. In 1998 he covered The Beatles' "Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite" on the George Martin tribute, In My Life and he also recorded a rewritten version of Alanis Morissette's "Hand in My Pocket" entitled "The Evil Scotsman". Most recently, he sang a song during the film Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Stand-up comedy

It is as a stand-up comedian that Connolly is best known. His observational humour is idiosyncratic and often scatalogical. He talks about himself, who he is, where he's been, what he thinks and how he reacts to the world around him. He has outraged audiences, critics and, of course, the media with his free use of the word "fuck". He has used masturbation, blasphemy, defecation, flatulence, sex, his father's illness and his aunts' cruelty to entertain. By exploring these subjects with humour, Connolly has done much to strip away the taboos surrounding them. Yet he does not tell jokes in the conventional way. At the end of a concert the audience can be convulsed with laughter but few can remember a specific "funny" line.

One of Connolly's most famous comedy skits is "The Crucifixion", an early 1970s recording in which he likens Christ's Last Supper to a drunken night out in Glasgow. The recording was banned by many radio stations at the time. Around this same time, a joke told during a television talk show appearance (about a murderer and his bike) became a sensation that, reportedly, people still remember three decades after the appearance. (A transcript of the complete joke can be found here).

Billy Connolly also performed a sketch broadcast on TV, when talking about national anthems, and comparing the UK's slow tune to the lively ones of many other nations, Billy suggested that it should be replaced by the theme tune to The Archers.

Connolly's style has changed over the years to be less controversial and more observational. Including topics such as himself aging, stories about where he has been and other aspects of his life. He also exclaims "Oh, I must tell you!" and vocalises whatever thought occurs to him. Another feature is his ability to break off onto a tangent mid-topic and return to it later -- sometimes as long as an hour later.

Film actor

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Connolly in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Connolly launched a second career as a film actor in the 1970s, and after a string of obscure and unsuccessful films, he was officially introduced to mainstream American audiences when he took over the lead role (from Howard Hesseman) in the sitcom Head of the Class in 1990, which was followed by a brief stint as the star of a Head of the Class spin-off entitled Billy. Since then, he has gone on to become a character actor of some repute, appearing in a number of major films such as Indecent Proposal, The Boondock Saints, The Man Who Sued God, The Last Samurai and Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events . He received his best notices, including BAFTA and Screen Actors Guild award nominations for his co-starring role in 1997's Mrs. Brown opposite Dame Judi Dench.

Awards

Connolly was awarded an honorary Doctor of Letters degree by the University of Glasgow on 11 July, 2001. This particularly bemused his wife, who noted that she had studied for six years to obtain her Ph.D., whereas Billy merely had to turn up and collect his. 2003 saw him presented with a BAFTA Lifetime Achievement award and a CBE in the Queen's Birthday Honours List.

On July 4, 2006, Connolly was awarded an honorary doctorate by Glasgow's Royal Scottish Academy of Music and Drama (RSAMD) for his service to performing arts [5].

Quote

On one of his appearances on Parkinson, the host put it to Connolly that it was his talent that was responsible for his success. The comedian responded:

"Anyone can do what I'm doing now: all you've got to do is want it."

Filmography

Year	Title
2006	Open Season (yet to be released) Garfield 2 as Lord Dargis Fido as Fido (yet to be released)
2005	The Snow Goose (yet to be released) DVD Billy Connolly: Live in New York Documentaries Fuck as Himself Ivor Cutler: Looking for Truth with a Pin as Himself The Aristocrats as Himself
2004	Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events as Uncle Monty Television Billy Connolly's World Tour of New Zealand as Himself Documentaries/Specials Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time as #73
2003	The Last Samurai as Zebulon Grant Timeline as Prof. E.A. Johnston Documentaries/Specials Billy Connolly: Erect for 30 Years as Himself Julie Walters: A BAFTA Tribute as Himself The Importance of Being Famous as Himself Overnight as Himself Comic Relief 2003: The Big Hair Do as Himself
2002	White Oleander as Barry Kolker Billy Connolly Live 2002 as Himself Billy Connolly World Tour of Ireland, Wales and England as Himself Documentaries/Specials Ultimate Fights from the Movies as Frankie from Crossing the Line Billy Connolly: A BAFTA Tribute as Himself Judi Dench: A BAFTA Tribute as Himself The Rutles 2: Can't Buy Me Lunch
2001	Gabriel and Me as Gabriel The Man Who Sued God as Steve Myers Who is Cletus Tout? as Dr. Savian Billy Connolly Live: The Greatest Hits as Himself Television Movies Prince Charming as Hamish Gentlemen's Relish as Kingdom Swann Documentaries/Specials Comic Relief: Say Pants to Poverty as Himself Comic Relief Short Pants as Himself
2000	An Everlasting Piece as Scalper Beautiful Joe as Joe Television Movies Columbo: Murder with Too Many Notes as Findlay Crawford
1999	The Boondock Saints as Il Duce The Debt Collector as Nickie Dryden
1998	Still Crazy as Hughie also the composer of "Stealin'" The Impostors as Mr. Sparks Middleton's Changeling as Alibius
1997	Beverly Hills Ninja as Japanese Antique Shop Proprietor Mrs. Brown as John Brown (for which he was nominated for a BAFTA) Paws as PC (voice) Billy Connolly: Two Night Stand as Himself Television Movies Deacon Brodie as Deacon Brodie Documentaries/Specials Sean Connery, an Intimate Portrait as Himself Sean Connery Close Up as Himself Whatever Happened to... Clement and La Frenais? as Himself
1996	Muppet Treasure Island as Billy Bones Television Pearl guest star and composer of "I Wish I was in Glasgow" in the episode "Billy" Billy Connolly's World Tour of Australia as Himself Video Games Muppet Treasure Island as Billy Bones (voice) Documentaries/Specials A Scot in the Arctic as Himself
1995	Pocahontas as Ben (voice) Two Bites of Billy Connolly as Himself
1994	Billy Connolly Live 1994 as Himself Television Billy Connolly's World Tour of Scotland as Himself
1993	Indecent Proposal as the Auction MC Television Movies Down Among the Big Boys as Jo Jo Donnelly
1992	25 B.C.: The Best of 25 Years of Billy Connolly as Himself Television Billy as Billy MacGregor
1991	Billy Connolly Live 1991 as Himself Pale Blue Scottish Person (HBO Standup Performance) as Himself
1990	Whoopi Goldberg Presents Billy Connolly (HBO Standup Performance) as Himself Crossing the Line (known in the UK as The Big Man) as Frankie (for which he shaved off his trademark goatee) Television Head of the Class as Billy MacGregor (1990-1991) Television Movies Dreaming (movie)
1989	The Return of the Musketeers as Caddie
1988	Documentaries/Specials Nelson Mandela 70th Birthday Tribute as Himself
1987	The Hunting of the Snark as The Bellman Billy Connolly at the Royal Albert Hall as Himself
1986	To the North of Katmandu
1985	Water as Delgado An Audience with Billy Connolly as Himself Television Supergran composer/singer of the theme song Television Special Live Aid as Himself
1984	Television Tickle on the Tum Television Movies Weekend in Wallop as Himself
1983	Bullshot as Hawkeye McGillicuddy
1982	The Pick of Billy Connolly as Himself Television Movies Blue Money as Des The Secret Policeman's Other Ball as Himself
1981	Billy Connolly Bites Yer Bum! as Himself Television Movies The Secret Policeman's Ball as Himself Documentaries/Specials Concert for Kampuchea' as Himself
1980	Worzel Gummidge: A Cup o' Tea an' a Slice o' Cake as Bogle McNeep
1978	Absolution as Blakey Billy Connolly in Concert as Himself
1976	Connolly as Himself Television Movies The Elephants' Graveyard as Jody Documentaries/Specials Big Banana Feet as Himself
1975	Television Movies Just Another Saturday as Paddy

Television Guest Appearances

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart as Himself on 10 May 2006
Enough Rope as Himself on 20 February 2006
Real Time with Bill Maher as Himself on episode (#3.22), 28 October 2005
Britain's Finest as Himself on episode "Actresses", 18 July 2005 and episode "Actors", 11 July 2005
Last Call with Carson Daly as Himself on 22 December 2004
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart as Himself on 15 December 2004
Late Night with Conan O'Brien as Himself on 14 December 2004
Parkinson as Himself on ??? 1975; 2 January 1978; 3 April 1982; 23 January 1998; 17 December 1999; 20 October 2001; 18 October 2003; 4 September 2004
Tinseltown TV as Himself on 6 December 2003
The Late Late Show as Himself on 17 October 2003
Rove Live as Himself on 23 October 2001
3rd Rock from the Sun as Inspector Macaffery on episode "Dial M for Dick" (#5.4), 9 November 1999
Tracey Takes On... as Rory Cassidy in episode "Culture" (#3.9), 1 March 1998
Veronica's Closet as Campbell in "Veronica's Got a Secret" (#1.11), 8 January 1998
Pearl as William 'Billy' Pynchon in episode "Billy Returns" (#1.22), 25 June 1997 and episode "Billy" (#1.4), 30 September 1996
Clive James as Himself in episode (#1.3), 6 March 1994
Late Show with David Letterman as Himself on 18 November 1993
Minder as Tick Tack in episode "Fatal Impression" (#7.3), 16 January 1989
Aspel & Company as Himself in episode (#2.11), 23 March 1985

Discography

A partial list of recordings:

1972 - Live
1974 - Cop Yer Whack for This
1974 - Solo Concert
1975 - Get Right Intae Him!
1975 - Words & Music
1976 - Atlantic Bridge
1977 - Billy Connolly
1977 - Raw Meat for the Balcony!
1979 - Riotous Assembly
1981 - The Pick of Billy Connolly
1983 - A Change is Good as Arrest
1983 - In Concert
1984 - Big Yin Double Helping
1985 - Wreck on Tour
1987 - Billy & Albert
1991 - Live at the Odeon Hammersmith London
1996 - Musical Tour of Scotland
2005 - Billy Connolly's Musical Tour of New Zealand

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