User:Morton devonshire/friends

Wikipedia can be a lonely place, full of spite and malice. Hats off to a few friends who make Wikipedia a more enjoyable place! If you're a friend, please leave me a note below. Morton devonshire 18:41, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

Nice to meet you Morton and I want to your friend! No one will agree with you more than me that this cold world is full of spite and malice. Instead of wasting time with the trolls, why don't you come help spread the love[1]? We have a wonderful atmosphere of comeraderie with three hots & a cot just for you! Please be in touch! Your pal, Georgie

Thank you for your kind words friend. Nice pic! Morton devonshire 05:42, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

Friendly folks

Huysman, DCAnderson, MONGO, Zer0faults, Tbeatty, Rmt2m, Thatcher131, 172, Byrgenwulf, Weregerbil

User:AudeVivere?
User:Gwernol?
User:Toiyabe?
User:Arthur Rubin (Admin)?
User:FurnaceOfMonkl -- might be SkeenaR having fun with me?
User:A Man In Black(Admin who deleted the Problem-Reaction-Solution and is a hater of cruft)
Mmx1 -- hangs out at September 11, 2001 attacks.
User:Jlujan69
User:Carlossuarez46 -- "Delete unsalvagable POV with useless sources -- if someone claims that 5 journalists with an agenda is sufficient to justify a POV article, this is not an encyclopedia but a soapbox and by reading the journalism purveyed at checkout counters we'll get encyclopedic articles such as Hillary Clinton's ET baby, Pope John Paul's appearance at the 2006 Superbowl, Babies with multiple heads, legs, arms, etc., Elvis' ghost's predictions for the coming year" CLASSIC!

could you please remove the rex-socks from your page, you're trying way too hard to make yourself look supicous, rex was much better at this than you, you're just a graden variety troll trying to make himself feel special, rex was a master, you're just sad--205.188.117.8 21:10, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

Crikey! What the heck are you talking about? I'm not interested in playing any of those Reindeer Games matey -- please don't try to rope me in. Good cheer to you my friend. Morton devonshire 00:31, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Tin-Foil Troopers

Elfguy
JDoorjam
Damburger
Francespeabody -- "Mein Fuhrer ist die ultimate authority on die Manifesto of die Scholars for 9/11 Truth"
User:Travb -- "Don't feed the Neo-Cons
User:Seabhcan -- apparently an Admin, but doesn't know or refuses to follow Wikipedia rules with respect to reliable sources and no original research.

Need a date

Hi Morty. It's me, Stephen. Can you set me up with your friend Georgie? After I heard his marriage was on the rocks[2] I figured I should act on my feelings. SkeenaR can have his ol' lady back, he deserves her. Beeyotch!

I tried impressing Georgie with some nice military fatigue type duds at the summit but I could see he only had eyes for Vincente "The Fox"[3] What do you think of my new look? Is it me?[4] Please be in touch. With a heavy heart, Stephen.

This is harder than I thought. [5] Georgie moves fast! Truly frustrated, Stephen

Hey Mijo

You know I've run across your name every now and then. I drift in and out of political topics. I got a kick out of reading your user and talk pages. I think you and I think along the same lines. I'm thinking rush-baby – but I could have your age pegged wrong. Anyway, see you around (dang, your page makes mine look like crap!) --Geneb1955^Talk/_CVU 07:25, 9 June 2006 (UTC)