User:MartinHarper/cat skinning

There's more than one way to skin a cat. This article describes several of the most popular...

The Kinetic Method

1. Enter a large room with your cat
2. grab the cat by the tail
3. swing the cat around your head (hence the need for a room large enough to swing a cat)
4. keep swinging the cat until the centrifugal force causes the cat to be ejected, leaving the skin behind
5. clean up the mess on the wall

The Surprise Method

1. Sneak up behind your cat
2. shout Boo!
3. watch as your cat leaps out of it's skin

Note: this method only works if you are an occupant of a cartoon