User talk:The Track Master

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GeorgeMoney ☺ (talk) ☺ (Help Desk) ☺ (Reference Desk) ☺ (Help Channel) 23:26, 30 June 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Warner Home Video logos

I know that it's not the same logo, they're similar enough that including them both seems unnecessary. —tregoweth (talk) 22:11, 17 July 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Talk:Logos of The Walt Disney Company - Strictly Logos

I've deleted Talk:Logos of The Walt Disney Company - Strictly Logos; Wikipedia is not a bulletin board. —tregoweth (talk) 01:30, 23 July 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Be careful, Tregoweth, or... --The Track Master 13:31, 23 July 2006 (UTC)[reply]

BBC Radiophonic Workshop & BBC Video

Hi there... I've deleted your addition to the radiophonic workshop template again and thought i should explain why. The radiophonic workshop was an in-house sound effects and music department of the BBC and did work for all areas of the BBC including, i presume, bbc video but the template is for use with articles directly related to the workshop and not just tenuous links. The section entitled "Related Articles" on the template includes articles with which the workshop was greatly associated and which would be, presumably, of interest to a reader of any of the workshop-related articles. (for example Doctor Who theme music is there because it is one of their most recognised works). If the section of the template included everything the department worked on, it would have hundreds (if not thousands) of links. I also removed the template from the BBC Video page for the same reason. --Thetriangleguy 20:01, 5 September 2006 (UTC)[reply]

My New Scripts/Screenplays

Here is my little section for screenplays.

Hope you will enjoy... "Gene and Bob" in... Gene and Clueless Bob Strike Back

Gene is utterly gutted when he is “de-ranked” and insulted by his Boss. To get revenge, his clueless roommate Bob is told to do the most unusual thing…

Screenplay
OPENING
(Gene drives to the Police Building)
(He stops and gets out; runs towards doors)
(Cut to Interior)
(He runs inside, looks around, points at blown light bulb; walks more)
(A door opens for him)
(Another door opens for him)
(Yet another door opens, but closes on his foot)
(He mutters; walks on)
(Walks into Police Box)
(Picks up Telephone)
(Nothing happens)
(He shakes the phone, muttering)
SCREENPLAY
(Cut to Chief Troy’s office)
(Gene walks in)
Gene: Reporting, Chief.
Chief: Mister Gene…I’ve got no choice but to fire you. You destroyed an old lady’s handbag, rolled *R’s car on its roof eighty-nine times, and even kicked our huge, precious computers to pieces. *Those cost an awful-
Gene: It was an accident…
(Troy stands up)
Chief: Accident?! You hit-and-ran Tiger Woods’ golfing shoes! I’m sorry Gene, but you…are out! For *good!
(Troy walks out and slams the door shut)
(Gene walks around in disbelief)
(Cut to inside Gene and Bob’s house)
(Gene enters TV room)
Gene <annoyed>: Bob, Landlady, guess what happened?
Bob: What happened then, Gene?
Gene: Chief DE-RANKED me!!
(Landlady chokes on her burger)
Bob: What?!
Landlady: Uhh…de-ranked?
Gene: Err, okay…fired me.
(Bob and Landlady sit there)
Landlady: …and?
Gene: I think you will find that this is one of the most depressing things in my whole life.
Bob: Whatever.
(Bob and Landlady continue to eat)
(Cut to Bob’s bedroom)
Gene: Imagine \\your// police career going like that.
Bob: Oh-hhh no-ooo!
Gene: Yes, and as a friend of mine, would you care to insult Troy back?
Bob/Gene <slyly>: Hmm…
Bob: Yep.
Gene: Yeah?
Bob: Yes, I’ll do it.
Gene: Whoo-hoo!
(Cut to Police Station at night)
(Espionage music)
(Bob is in ninja outfit)
Bob: Hehe!
(He jumps onto the roof)
(Cut to Interior)
(Bob enters through the shaft)
Bob: Here goes nothing!
(Bob walks into the office)
(Cut to Office)
Chief: What the heck?
(Bob waves)
Bob <embarrassed>: Hello?
(Cut to TV Room, Gene and Bob’s house)
Gene: Hmm…where is he?
Landlady: What are you talkin’ about?
Gene: Nothing!
(Text: A few minutes later)
(Gene has coked up Landlady)
Gene: There!
(Gene gets up)
(Gene runs to the car)
(Car starts; he drives away)
(Cut to Police Station)
(Gene’s car stops; he gets out and runs…into the door)
Gene: Ugh.
(Gene takes out crowbar)
Gene: Aha!
(Cut to Office)
(Bob and Troy are still standing; the cigar has dropped from Troy’s mouth)
(Gene walks in)
Chief: You…
(Gene accidentally hits Troy up the chin with the crowbar)
Chief: Oh!
(Troy falls over)
Gene: Now let’s hurry!
(They run)
(Cut to Outside)
(Gene and Bob get in the car and they drive off)
(Cut to Interior of Car)
Bob: Wow! That was close!
Gene: I know!
(Cut to House TV Room)
(Gene and Bob enter)
Bob: What happened to Daphne?
Gene: Err…
(Landlady wakes up)
Landlady: Don’t tell me a bit of what you’ve done now!
(Landlady sighs)
Landlady: I’ll clean up.
Bob <quietly, laughing>: She…she always…she always thinks we break things!
Gene: We do!
Landlady <to Bob>: And who are you? The Silver Surfer?
(Cut to Beach)
(Gene, Bob and Landlady are having a picnic; Landlady is on her own)
Gene: Hey, Daphne, wanna join me?
Landlady: Why would I? All you’ll do is mess my burritos!
Gene: I think I’ll go for a dive…
(Gene dives a high distance)
Bob: Err…you don’t have your swimming trunks with you.
(A huge shark comes out of the water; everyone except Bob runs)
Gene: What the?
(Gene is sent flying into the sand)
(He rolls and counters with a blast from his tranquilliser)
(The bullet hits the shark in the mouth; it falls over, causing a tidal wave)
Gene: Wow!
(Gene is flat-out on the sand)
(Troy, Bob and Landlady walk towards Gene)
Chief: Did you…?
(Gene gets up)
Gene: Preston Gene reporting, Chief.
Chief: Welcome back, Inspector.
Gene: Gee, thanks!
Bob: Daphne, he back to his old job again!
Landlady: Ugh…more like his old tricks.
(Cut to TV Room, Gene and Bob’s House)
Gene: Ah…back again. It feels great – now I’ll be twice the Inspector I was.
Bob: And me?
Gene: Oh, you? Nah, I’ll just have you as assistant.
(Text: The End)
(Closing Credits)
(End)

With my sophisticated 3D-2D animation software and chroma-key (blue-screening), this //could\\ be like the Get Smart of the animated world. Thoughts are appreciated.

The Track Master --The Track Master 20:54, 4 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Like I said on my talk page, that's a good story. It's too bad the trolls on IMDb offend newcomers to the scripts board. Did you read any posts from trolls that were offending me and my story? --Imax80 00:48, 6 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

- Thanks again...and yes, I did see the posts. Horrible. They just want to annoy you. Ignore them and soon, with the right software, will you have the project created. Good luck. When finished, upload to Google Video (it's bad YouTube won't accept over ten minutes unless you are "director". :S). --The Track Master 15:06, 6 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Another Scene from Safari

This is the creepy opening, look for a funny logo reference in this one.

King Manias III: It's pretty dark in here, I'm gonna get me a drink. (goes down the dark hallway)
King Manias III: Where's the (noise is heard), hello? Now where is everyone? (looks around the room to see nothing)
King Manias III: Well, off to the (gasps) (a pair of scary eyes appears we hear the 1969 Paramount Television jingle by Dominic Fronteire)
King Manias III: AHHHH!!!!! (passes out)

--Imax80 19:12, 6 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Brilliant stuff! --The Track Master 19:18, 6 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

- Another One.

Leo: Okay guys, we are near done, our last obstacle is that.

(we see a mountain, and we hear the 1969 Paramount TV jingle)

Speedy: No.
Leo: Yes.

(the jingle plays again)

Speedy: No man, no.
Leo: Look chickens, we are going to die trying to save our land, no let's go.

(we hear the current Paramount TV jingle as the heroes walk off into the distance).

--Imax80 22:10, 6 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Keep it up! I'm lolling till the cows come home. --The Track Master 22:34, 6 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Okay, here is another one.

Leo: Well, we are all eating again.
Speedy: Yuck, why is the drink tingly?
Leo: It's soda.
Speedy: God that's not right.
Leo: I need to eat something.
Neckstor: You want my weiner?
Leo: Oh god, no (sees him holding a hot dog), I mean, uh, you eat it.

--Imax80 21:48, 7 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Ahem...more please. ☺ --The Track Master 12:07, 8 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

- Okay, here we go, more!

Leo: Everything is going to be alright (sees poachers in Humvees). Or not.
Speedy: We are all going to die!
Leo: Full speed! (breaks the train lever) Oh no, runaway train!! Hang on everybody!
Hunter: Let's get them, brotherrr.
Willy: Right!
Leo: Yeehah!!!!!!!
Speedy: Leo, look out!
Hunter: Arrr!! (jumps onto the train as Leo jumps up too)
Leo: Go the **** away already!
Hunter: Die you hellspawn!! Errr!!! (tries to stab him with a knife)
Leo: This is gonna be tough!

--Imax80 16:56, 8 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Funny. How are you writing this? Are you typing it in Word etc? Or are you typing with the flow? Also, how long will the film be, should it come to fruition? --The Track Master 19:08, 8 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I don't know what you mean by the first question, but I predict the film will be 205 minutes long. --Imax80 21:22, 8 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Uh, what I meant with the first question was "are you writing it in a word processor, or online?". Ah, long movie. --The Track Master 16:24, 9 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

- Word processor. --Imax80 17:05, 9 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Just got two videos

Hey Track, I just got two new 1980s Disney videos from a rental store that was closing and selling all of its titles. The titles are the 1983 video release of Tex in a hard case with full artwork on cover, no Sorcerer Mickey. And then the 1986 tape re-release of Return from Witch Mountain, in a white case with slide-in artwork, and a small WDHV Sorcerer Mickey logo on the top, printed April 17, 1986.

I haven't watched them yet, but I will later tonight. --Imax80 23:34, 8 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Hope you enjoy them! My Magnetic Video version of "The Sound of Music" is being delivered. -- The Track Master 16:22, 9 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Trailer for Safari 2

Hey Track, enjoy the upcoming events of the next Safari.

Announcer: In 1970, he saved his new home from danger.
Harmwave: Ahhh!!!! (dying)
Announcer: But in 1979, he is back, and he is not alone.

(a bunch of evil army guys are dancing in a disco, Leo and his brother Albi break in)

Evil Army Men: (all gasp)
Leo: Let's crash this disco!
Albi: You said it!! (fires off an uzi)
Announcer: Safari: Locked and Loaded
Leo: The intensity will really start. (fires off an M-16)
Announcer: Next Autumn

--Imax80 17:05, 9 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Ooh, Disco! Great stuff! .--O--. Stayin' Alive/Disco Dance Emotion :) By the way, how much is left in writing Safari? --The Track Master 17:11, 9 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

- Lot's is left to writing the whole Safari franchise. There eight movies, the pastlife of Leo will be shown through by a TV series, and also lots of other stuff behind the legends. There are actually fantasy creatues in the whole lexicon of Safari.

Fantastic. --The Track Master 15:10, 15 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Short Film I Want to Pitch

I want to make a story dedicated to Walt Disney Home Video collectors. I just can't stir up an idea.

Here's one line of dialogue I think was funny though.

Person #1: Black Diamonds own!

Person #2: What are black diamonds?

Person #1: They own! They own! The best Disney videos ever! Oh god, since 1984..

Person #2: You mean "The Classics" with that black diamond shaped logo?

Person #1: Yeah! That's the nickname for it.

Person #2: What is so special about it? I mean, I don't use those tapes anymore since I switched to DVD.

Person #1: Holy ****, give me all your copies!

Person #2: Already sold.

Person #1: Noooooooooo!

Person #3: Hey pal, I found these Black Diamond editions at a tag sale, why are you so shocked?

Person #2: Hey those are mine, you bought them.

Person #1: You son own, dude!

Person #2: I feel like I am talking to video loving idiots.

Person #4: **** you man! Black Diamonds rule!

Person #2: Oh god.

--Imax80 21:27, 11 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

ROFL. :) Nice satire. --The Track Master 13:03, 12 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Person #1: Wow, we have them all, now for the PAL versions.

Person #2: Dude, we don't got PAL.

Person #1: We do now. I got it in the UK last year, isn't it spiffy?

Person #2: Plays Beta and VHS? Wicked man.

Person #1: Where are we going to get the PAL tape's though?

Person #2: My friend in the UK.

Person #1: It gets better and better.

More to come from WDHV Collectors: Under the Clamshell. --Imax80 20:57, 14 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Haha! I'm loving this. Into the 3D editor, I say...:) Oh, and I wonder who that UK guy might be...:) --The Track Master 14:51, 15 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

UK Person: Hey you two, I heard you got a PAL VHS/Beta player. What may I supply you with?

Person #1: Old 1980s Disney videos will do, thank you.

UK Person: Already done.

Person #2: Holy hot stuff! You have all of them!

UK Person: Carry on, that's all I have.

Person #1: Onto Japan for LaserDiscs.

--Imax80 22:33, 15 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

The plot thickens... --The Track Master 14:42, 16 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

New Script The Power of Exca

The Power of Exca by Imax80

1975, rural Wyoming, a small town lies around. On the outskirts of that town is a quiet neigborhood in the backwoods. There is a house, with one boy, who would become a hero in the past. But...

Jim: Tom, son, wake up!
Tom: Five more minutes.
Jim: Son, you gotta go to school. I wish you didn't have to though.
Tom: I wish I was a warrior in the medievals, but I'm a modern day geek.
Jim: Don't say that. Eat this super intellegence go go chow and get that knowledge. I have faith in you, son.
Tom: I hate school.
Jim: By son.
Tom: (entering the bus) Okay, where to sit, where to sit.
Kid #1: Move it, nerdface!
Kid #2: Yeah, you misfit.
Dave: Tom, so glad you could make it.
Neil: Did ya bring the card?
Tom: Yes, MediMonsters card #208, the rarest of the bunch!
Neil: Wow!
John: Holy sh*t! You are the best!!

At school, Tom and his three only friends are in study hall, talking, when suddenly...

Tom: Yeah, so I got this card at the Rare Stuff shop, it's so awesome.
Ms. Blowhard: Mr. Coxley, do you have something to say?
Tom: Uh no.
Ms. Blowhard: This is a study hall, so be more considerate and shut up, everyone else is studying for the exam tomorrow.
Tom: Free country, b*tch.
Ms. Blowhard: Go in the hall, you and your friends!
Neil: What did we do?
Ms. Blowhard: OUT! I am calling the principal.

In the hallway...

Tom: Once again, here and the hallway.
Neil: Have some gum.
Tom: Sure. (chews it)
Ms. Titarse: Shouldn't you boys be somewhere? And, are you chewing gum?! Alexis Bosshard! We got a troublemaker.
Alexis: That's the one, Mr. Thomas Coxley, get in here.
Tom: By guys!
Alexis: Thomas.
Tom: Uh, call me Tom.
Alexis: Thomas, how does it make you feel disrespecting this school?
Tom: What did I do? I was in the hallway minding my business when Ms. Tight-a** shows up and says I did something wrong.
Alexis: Mr. Thomas Coxley! No swearing! You were chewing gum.
Tom: So what? I'm just chewing a rubbery pink thingy, and you teachers get so worked up about that. You see, kids eat or don't eat breakfast at this age, and wait countless ours until lunchtime, and yet you teachers don't let them refresh on something? You are serious health offenders.
Alexis: Don't talk back to me like that young man!
Tom: I wasn't.
Alexis: You were.
Tom: You guys are too sensitive.
Alexis: That's it!!! I'm calling your parents!!! I haven't even met them yet.
Tom: Knock yourself out.
Alexis: (dailing phone number)
Jim: (watching adult movies) Oh yeah, this is where it gets the goods! (telephone rings) Huh?
Alexis: Come on, pick up the phone!
Jim: Hey, Jim Coxley here.
Alexis: Hello, Jim, are you Tom Coxley's father?
Jim: Who are you? Oh wait, you! The principal. What did my son do now?
Alexis: He was once again being disrespectful.
Jim: Blah blah bleh blah, why you tellin' me?
Alexis: Errr!!! Get to the school now!! I am having a meeting with you.
Jim: Oh brother. This should be interesting.

Jim arrives at school and in the principal's office.

Jim: Yo guys, just droppin' by to...uh..Tom! My buddy! What are you doin' here?
Alexis: Is that an alcholic beverage in your hand?!
Jim: It's called beer, Ms. "I am a pompous principal."
Alexis: Sit down! We are here to discuss your son's attitude.
Jim: My buddy? No way, he's the best, and kicks your a** westside! Ow!
Alexis: SILENCE! (slams the desk)
Tom: Someone's having their...
Alexis: Zip it! Now as I said, your son chews gum, reads comics during study, and talks about nothing but Dungeons and Daggers or whatever that stuff is gets grades from C- to C.
Jim: So what? Those are his hobbies. It's a free country. Let him be himself. You know, you want to educate children, but harsh rules and discipline bores them to death. The only free time with their friends is during lunch. You are not the boss of Tom or me, or any of those other poor kids you guys torment.
Alexis: Errr!!!! Tom! Don't you have a mother?!!!
Jim: My son doesn't deserve this.
Alexis: What?!!!
Jim: My son doesn't deserve to hear your voice.
Alexis: Errrrr!!!!!!!!!!
Jim: And you aren't a wild animal.
Alexis: GET OUT!
Jim: You don't have to yell, I am right here.
Alexis: GET OUT!!!
Jim: Okay! (pours beer on the floor)
Alexis: Do you realize who are you talking too?!!!
Jim: A brick wall.
Alexis: GET OUT!!!!!
Jim: I'm already out, dumba**! (slams doors)
Alexis: Eerrrrrrrr!!!!!! (pops a blood vessel)
Jim: See you later son.
Tom: Thanks dad!

(to be continued) --Imax80 20:31, 13 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

...grand. Ahem for the teacher names though. :) Anyways, did you know I have about five complete scripts/screenplays? How many do you have? Also, I've set up a new group dedicated to screenplays, animation, projects, and Disney. It's at http://groups-beta.google.com/group/chrissersfilms/ Thanks. Keep up the good work on the scripts! --The Track Master 12:10, 14 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

The teacher's names offend you? They are parodies of mean teachers, especially the ones that used to offend me. --Imax80 20:57, 14 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Oh, I see. --The Track Master 12:17, 15 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Safari Sequence "Leo and Speedy Gaming On"

This is the scene from my story where Leo and Speedy engage in a game of "CreWars." It's my parody of games like Heroscape and strategy board games. In the game, you place a piece on a hexagonal panel and it interlocks in, and there are many hexagonal squares on the board. There are so many different creature pieces and accessories. Leo and Speedy are huge fanatics.

Leo: Okay Speedster, now let's play a game of CreWars.
Speedy: This time, I'm gonna beat you.
Leo: Yeah right. I got the board.
Speedy: Okay, you move.
Leo: Alright. I pick the classic African lion with a quadruple battle ax.
Speedy: Hmmmm....I'll use my elephant with a a combination pole/chainsaw. I gotcha now Leo.
Leo: Oh yeah? Well I am placing down my element chip, vapor.
Speedy: No fair.
Leo: Your elephant and weapon has evaporated in a giant water puddle. Hehe.
Speedy: Fine, then I'll use my shark to get your unfortunate lion piece.
Leo: Hmmm. That is going to a fish out of water. I place a super sun to dry up that simple puddle.
Speedy: Okay, then I'll use a sun-absorbing mutant to stop you.
Leo: Guess what? You lost it, I'll your mutant.
Speedy: Okay, my new weapon, forget the shark, survive the blue whale!
Leo: Then I'll use poachers on a ship.
Speedy: Errr. That's it, I am summoning my T-rex. Your lion piece is pulp now Leo. I am going to beat you.
Leo: Relax, it's just a game. I summon 50 men, with double rocket launchers, heat-seaking!
Speedy: Oh no. No. No. I lost again!! I gotta admit, you're good at this.
Leo: See ya later, the trip is tomorrow, so I better get my rest.

--Imax80 20:51, 14 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

"Relax, it's just a game" Haha! :) Nice one. By the way, I have 3D animation software, so if you want that Black Diamond sketch so badly, I can make it for you. --The Track Master 20:55, 14 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Yes, I'd love to see it. Also, can you parody WDHV 1986 with the "presents" below it? Thanks. --Imax80 20:59, 14 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Right away! --The Track Master 21:00, 14 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Oh, when you finish, please post the link here or my talk page. Thanks. I can't wait. --Imax80 21:11, 14 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Sure. No problem. Just have to evaluate the height of the "Walt Disney" word. The second spoof is created. Now for the jive talkin' black diamond talkers... --The Track Master 21:39, 14 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Do you hyave a link or URL to them? --Imax80 01:51, 15 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I'll post them on Google Video, just remember I live in the UK so I need more time...here is Jive Talker 1...http://server6.theimagehosting.com/image.php?img=discodude1.JPG --The Track Master 12:17, 15 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Do you have it up now. Sorry, I am totally anxious to see a spoof on WDHV logos. --Imax80 21:03, 16 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Safari 2 Sequence "Traffic Tremor"

The highway horror sequence.

Leo: Well brother, we must use the highway to get the job done.
Albi: Okay, there is a highway next to The Track Master Video Store and next to the Imax80 Theater.
Leo: Okay, let's take it.
Albi: Wow, this going along well.
Leo: (tripping and breaking his leg) Oh boy, brother, leave me here and you find the spot, and come back and get me, just do it. (falls asleep)
Albi: Okay, I better run, although I am fat.

Hours later

Leo: Ugh my head. (wakes up and traffic is rushing by) Oh no, I better warn Albi, but I have this flood of traffic to go through.

(to be continued)

--Imax80 21:07, 15 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Funny! Gosh, naming a video rental store after me! Wow! "I hear they sell these things called "Neon Mickey" here..." :) --The Track Master 21:30, 15 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Safari 2 "Fire"

As Leo and his team leave, one and another one stays behind and starts something big. This gives the reader a sense that one of the characters, Sykes (a gemsbok) is unleashing his dark side. It starts in a cabin that Leo and his team stay in overnight in the woods of Canada.

Leo: Everyone up and out of bed, we have to get through the woods quickly.
Sykes: Oh Gabe, stay here.
Gabe: The sacrificial gazelle is at your service.
Sykes: Listen half pint, let's have some fun.
Gabe: But we gotta catch up with Leo and the guys. They are going to leave us standing.
Sykes: Trust me, they won't. (evil chuckle)
Gabe: So what are we going to do.
Sykes: Look at that thing. Nice isn't it?
Gabe: Oh, Leo told me about these, it's a microwave oven.
Sykes: Exactly, and what do you know, it has an exposed electrical line.
Gabe: Okay.
Sykes: This will be really fun. (evil chuckle)
Gabe: Oh cool, Leo said you can put these weiner thingies in a microwave oven.
Sykes: Yes, so let's put them in.
Gabe: We have to poke holes in them first.
Sykes: No no no, just throw them in.
Gabe: Okay! Found some more. This is fun.
Sykes: That's right, load that thing up.
Gabe: What next.
Sykes: And we turn the dial to 60 minutes, an hour, and then leave. Heheheheee.
Gabe: Cool, now let's reach the gang.
Sykes: Don't worry, we won't. (evil chuckle)
Albi: Wow, the woods are quite nice.
Leo: Yeah, it's way different from the savanna.
Albi: I wonder if we left anything back at the cabin.

Nearly an hour later, the hot dogs in the microwave back at the cabin are crowding it by inflating and inflating, while the wire seems to be emitting sparks, starting a small flare of fire, but as the microwave explodes, the wire and the outlet catches ablaze. The fire spreads across the counter and all the electric appliances, and then burning the log cabin and setting the whole thing ablaze. However, the forest isn't in trouble yet...

Leo: I smell something burning.
Albi: It wasn't me.
Leo: Not you, I smell a fire coming on.
Albi: Relax Leo, it's gonna be alright. (distant explosion) Or not.

--Imax80 20:58, 16 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Fire? Ahh! :) Err, um, my Magnetic Video release of The Sound of Music, I was rewinding; when the tape was at the start, it broke off the right spool and now I have to get repairman. D**m. --The Track Master 21:02, 16 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Oh no. --Imax80 21:03, 16 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

- There is a hope. --The Track Master 15:39, 17 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]