Mr. Plastic Bag Parachute is an intellectual man with many interests ranging from music to music. He enjoys the odd drink or five and sadistic irony. He is 17 and attends Pobalscoil Neasáin Juvenile Correctional Facility, Baldoyle, Dublin. He has one year of his six year sentence yet to serve. There is no chance he will be released early for good behaviour, not for bad behaviour, they just don't do that kind of thing there. He is a proud Canadian/Irishman. He plays the guitar, with a vengance. Everything you will ever need to know about him, apart from his name is listed on the right, left, centre, up, down, inside-out, roundaboout, backwards, forwards and futurewards.
Rumours are what I once used to floss my teeth, having found myself completely out of suspicions.