User:Energie

This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.

Hi, my name is Johann. Do NOT call me John, because my friends do, and it gets really, really, really, really, really, really (did I mention really?) ANNOYING (My friends do that just to irk me). By the way, I'm of German origin. My family and I moved to Stanford, California when I was young, and I attend Stanford University. I have reviewed my ambitions and am going for a Masters Degree in quantum mechanics. I am on the wealthier side (I hate to admit it; I don't like boasting). My father died in an automobile accident and left an inheritance for me.

I have made several donations to Wikipedia, I'm an Oakland A's fan, an Oakland Raiders fan, a San Jose Sharks fan, and a Golden State Warriors fan.

Technical Stuff

My real name: Johann G. Schmidt (I like to keep the "g" part anonymous).
My gender: Male.
My age: 23.
My hometown: Stanford, California.
My hair color: Black.
My eye color: Blue.
My height: 6'1".
My weight: 175 lbs.
My birthplace: Munich, Germany (I moved here when I was four).
My nationality: German.
My birthdate: May 9, 1983.
The university I attend: Stanford University.
The high school I attended: The Harker School.
The elementary and middle school I attended: Challenger School.

Tourist sites I've visited

I like to travel, as you can see.

My editing milestones (in convenient table form)

Edit Number	Link
1	User:Energie
5	User:Energie
10	Age of Mythology
25	Talk:Age of Mythology:The Titans
50	Talk:Age of Mythology
100	Sarah Franklin Bache
250	The Most Extreme
500	List of characters in Age of Mythology
1000	Coming soon...

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Today is 14 June 2025

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This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

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This user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user is proud
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This user is drug-free.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows.

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This user would like to be able to speak more languages.

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This user is a native speaker of American English.

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This user is a native speaker of Itsekiri.

This user attends or attended Stanford University.

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This user does not smoke.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

This user lives in the
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This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

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This user eats chocolate.

This user advocates democracy.

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This user's future is so bright they have got to wear shades.

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This user is a constructive powerhouse and is ready for anything.

This user can drive.

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This user is a young adult.

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This user loves The Lord of the Rings book series and film trilogy, but not the 1978 animated film.

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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is cooler than you.

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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user is being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory! Help! Ooooh.. here's a good one! Confucius says you will be held hostage in a fortune cookie factory.