User:Inky

Have kreteks, will travel.

Have kreteks, will travel.

This is my user page.

Real name: David Carter Scott

Real life: None

Real things I've accomplished so far:

• Operated a BBS called Babylon 4 on an Apple IIgs.
• Played trumpet for five years with the Goin' Band from Raiderland.
• Ran a game store called The Mad Hatter's House of Games in Lubbock, Texas.
• Written the libretto for Dirk Johann Stromberg's short opera Buying a Father.
• Obtained a B.A. in Modern Literature on a technicality from Texas Tech University.
• Written two novels, Tazo and Weekend Pass Comes with Collectible Badge, neither of which I am vain enough to put articles on Wikipedia about.
• Survived living in one of the most pedestrian-unfriendly and bike-hostile cities (Lubbock) in the United States without owning a car.

Let S = a brain, therefore: Knowledge =

$\int _{S}[(Intelligence\cdot Studiousness)/SkullThickness]dS$

Here are articles I've created from scratch:

• Apple IIgs demos
• Apple Pascal
• Beagle Bros
• Micro Adventure
• Vaughn Bodé

Here are articles I've cleaned up or expanded:

• The 23 enigma
• Apple IIgs <- my love for this machine approaches obsession, I know.
• Entex Adventure Vision
• Goin' Band from Raiderland <- all I need now is to add some pictures.
• Iron John
• Lappish Hag's Love Potion
• Markovian Parallax Denigrate
• Moon for sale
• Okonomiyaki restaurant
• Shape table
• Texas Tech University (Gaudeamus igitur...)
• Wavy Gravy

Here are articles I want to fix and/or expand:

• Amtgard
• Booker T & the MG's

Here are articles I want to create:

• Angus McKie
• Stretched applicability

I'm also fond of correcting choppy sentences and rewording things for neutrality, as well as roaming around blasting grammasites and punctuasaurs.

Smooth is the keyword here.

Smooth. Yeah.