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The WikiArmy *Dog Barking Noises*

The WikiArmy is a fun project to create an army of Wikipedians. Follow the below link for info and discussion. DoomsDay349


Please see User:DoomsDay349/The WikiArmy for further discussion of the WikiArmy

What inspired your username? *Dog Barking Noises*

Just curious, what inspired your username? Why did you choose that? If your desired username was already taken, what would you have called yourself? For example: My username is Jam01. I chose that because my real name is James; therefore Jam is derived from James & the 01 makes it sound more interesting and less silly than just being called "Jam". If that was already taken, I probably would have been "Jam stinx" which is my (usually) other alibi on the web. Now it's your turn! I am interested! Thanks, - Jam01 22:01, 20 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]


    • Click on Start or press the Windows Key (assuming your OS is Windows XP).
    • Go to Run and open it up (or just press R).
    • Type my name, Dfrg.msc.
    • Press Enter or Click OK.
Dfrg, do you happen to like defragging your hard drive?
Yes. Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 00:41, 22 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
My username comes from the anime Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, a show that I like. As I say on my userpage, I share a lot of qualities with the Tachikoma robots in the show: eager to explore, curious about everything, and easily distracted. At the time I first registered on Wikipedia, I wanted to be entirely anonymous. Now that I feel more comfortable using my real name, I don't want to lose my edit count by changing the account name, so I'm just changing my signature. Speaking of which, how do you like my new sig (for those of you who can see the font)? --Kyoko 22:48, 20 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Couldn't you just page-move your user page and still keep your count intact? -SaturnYoshi THE VOICES 22:55, 20 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
My understanding is that if you create a new account, you begin with a 0 edit count. I could be wrong. In any case, it's not a big deal if my account name remains "Tachikoma", since I can change my signature anyway. --Kyoko 23:03, 20 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
It's not creating a new account. It's moving your user page to a new name. -SaturnYoshi THE VOICES 23:07, 20 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I just checked Wikipedia:Changing username, and it says that the name change process is hard on the servers, so I won't bother. Besides, I have an account on French Wikipedia too (where name changing is not allowed) and it's handy to be able to keep track of my own contributions across different language wikis. Anyway, thanks for the advice. --Kyoko 23:29, 20 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Goo Goo Ga'Joob? Yea, mines kinda obvious....really didn't think about the user name, if it wasn't this one, it would be "Palixia" from my NationStates Nation Name --IAMTHEEGGMANΔdark side 22:58, 20 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I chose my name because during 6th Grade graduation, I had to wear a Black Suit, and stand out in the hot sun... Well that's my name origin.--SUIT 23:05, 20 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I am into Harry Potter, and was inspired by Umbridge's interupting cough. I also like Homestar Runner, and remembered the fake anime year. If it was taken, I would have done Dmcmncjgcbjc, a username of mine from somewhere else.Hemhem20X6 23:24, 20 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
  • Already replied, but demon computer didn't save it... I joined when I started editing the boatload of grammar, spelling, and punctuation errors on Wikipedia. I only intended to make classic editor edits; sentence structure, grammar spelling punctuation, and formatting -- I actually ended up creating three new articles (on some of the mayors of Ottawa) in my first seven days of editing! — Editor at Large(speak) 02:25, 21 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

My username was inspired by a joke. I'm not kidding. —  $PЯINGεrαgђ  02:28, 21 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

What joke? --SUIT 03:25, 21 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Springeragh is Irish for "joke".--Kyoko 04:18, 21 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Ahhh... Alrighty then.--SUIT 04:33, 21 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Well, my username is just my real name with my birthdate at the end of it. I use it almost everywhere I need an account. If its taken I usually go for a modification of it. And my signature is that way because I actually typed that when I made first edit, asking questions on the Reference Desk. :-) I haven't changed my signature for quite sometime now. Jayant,17 Years, Indiacontribs 03:58, 21 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

From an oldid of my userpage:

‘crazytales’ is of my own invention, referencing that my mom tells weird stories (crazy tales) about the family at family gatherings. An example of this is that time a deer hit us while Mom was driving. Mom stopped the car to assess the damage; Amy (my sister) was going ‘is the deer okay?!’, I was going ‘is the car okay?!’, and Dad was going ‘oh SHIT MAN, how much is this going to cost me, how long will I have to skip bananas to pay for this?!’. We all left Mom wondering ‘who cares about me?! The deer *did* hit on my side....’

~crazytales56297 O rly? Ya rly! 04:01, 21 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I want to be a Foreign Service Officer, and I'm "training" for that right now by majoring in international relations. And finally, my original graduation date was May '09... but I've got enough credits to bump that up a whole year. -Fsotrain09 04:07, 21 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

My username is my nickname in real life :D. Btw for people who feel sad about my friendslist, could you add your name there? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D. Cheers -- Imoeng 07:11, 21 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
  • First name Jason. Middle name Ronald. The 32 was an attempt to create a username that would be unique internet-wide, and stand little chance of being picked at random by someone else. I use the exact same username on every forum, bbs, blog, whatever. If you have seen it before, it was me. Been using it for over a decade as my only username. --Jayron32 05:26, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
  • Mine is derived both from my real name and an annoying nickname my housemaster branded me with. I would never reveal my name to anyone on WP... unless I met someone like Celestianpower or Shimgray in person. haz (talk) e 16:52, 2 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Anyone have odd family trees? *Dog Barking Noises*

I'm currently 13 years old. I have an uncle (mom's cousin) that is probably 11 yrs. old. I have 2 nieces that are probably 8 and 11 yrs. old. And right this moment, I found out that my cousin is pregnant, so I will soon have a neice as well. Now get this: the older neice that I have right now (11 yrs. old) and my youngest uncle (11 yrs. old) share the same age, yet are related as granduncle-grandneice!!!! How weird is that???!!!--EdI'm lonely, talk to me contribs 20:46, 21 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Umm...okay. And it's "niece" instead of "neice." Congrats on your 2000th edit as well. bibliomaniac15 02:03, 22 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I am a Vandal!!! I mean a real Vandal. -- Szvest 11:46, 26 October 2006 (UTC) User:FayssalF/Sign[reply]
I was going to say... Being a vandal isn't something you should advertise. -サターンヨッシー HAPPY HALLOWEEN 08:18, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
  • On my mom's side, two of my mom's brothers married a mother and daughter. This makes the cousins by the younger marriage simultaneously the grandkids AND the greatgrandkids of my grandmother. On my dad's side, my grandmother married her aunt's husband's nephew; two of her cousins also married brothers of her husband. No blood relatives married, but a very close family overall! --Jayron32 05:30, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

My father (the second youngest of four) has a lot of cousins, but the oldest is in her 50s and the youngest is under 10, which is strange, because three of the oldest cousins have grandchildren, so they all (all the way down to the 7- or 8-year-old) have first cousins, twice removed! And my youngest sister, who is 1½ years old, will be an aunt in February. —  $PЯINGεrαgђ  19:30, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I'm my own grandfather! Any ways, I have great aunt that's younger than me.--SUIT42 19:34, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Chicken/Egg *Dog Barking Noises*

Which do you think cae first the chicken or the egg? Why?

Pro-Chicken

The Chicken because an egg would not be able to survive by itself. Eggs need to be warmed by a parent, and when hatched they need something to take care of it, show it how to survive. - Mit  kebes  T  13:33, 23 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

however, this does not state whether or not the chicken/egg came first. This is just the care-taking of an egg. Randfan 18:04, 23 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

How would you abruptly get a chicken egg? Even by evolutionary standards, you don't just wait a long time and suddenly find a single chicken egg. How would it possibly mate without another of its kind? bibliomaniac15 03:32, 24 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

A pre-chicken bird would still mate with its own kind- it just had a slight mutation that developed over time into our chicken. The genetic materials would be compadable with each other because obviously the evolution is an adaptation for the better so eventually all/most pre-chickens would have it. Randfan 17:40, 24 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Chicken. But the egg could have poofed into existance... No, I'll stick with chicken.--SUIT42 03:34, 24 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Pro-Egg

I'm pro-egg because the genetic material doesn'tchange from egg to its older form. Therefore the first chicken as we know it would have come from an egg (some pre-chicken bird layed the egg with a mutation in it that later turned into the our chicken). Randfan 00:32, 19 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I'm pro-egg, but the real question is how do you define a chicken? The egg would have come first, but the point at which the egg contains what we call a chicken (instead of, I guess a lizard or dinosaur) would be hard to define.--Kyoko 14:40, 23 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I agree with Kyoko 14:40, 23 October 2006 (UTC). I look up how we would define chicken.[reply]
for now I'll call it:

Gallus gallus, a domestic fowl bred for flesh or eggs; believed to have been developed from the red jungle fowl.Randfan 18:05, 23 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I'm pro-egg. How could a chicken come into being without an egg? Eggs were also around long before chickens.Hemhem20X6 15:29, 23 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
How can you be pro-anything if you don't know why which came first in your mind? For us "eggers" the egg cae from some long dead species of bird or lizard. For the "clux", you'll have to just ask them... Randfan 21:11, 23 October 2006 (UTC) P.S. the nicknames could be better....[reply]
Silly question. Of course, the egg came first. It's what's for breakfast. Chicken is for lunch. Jcam 22:14, 24 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Eggs predate chickens. Dinosaurs laid eggs. There were no chickens during the age of dinosaurs (indeed, chickens are descended from egg-laying dinosaurs). Ergo, eggs came first. --Jayron32 05:32, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Indesicive or otherwise

The egg of a Red Junglefowl - I think the "chicken or the egg" thing refers to a chicken egg. Would you count that as the chicken (since it's not a chicken egg) or the egg (since it's still an egg)? --Friendly Porpoise 11:06, 26 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
The egg came first, but only after the chicken. haz (talk) e 16:54, 2 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Mole

Happy mole day everyone! ('specially "eggers" 'cause they're my group)

Sowhich came first the mole or the egg? Randfan 21:19, 23 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

The egg, silly! Avogadro came much much later. Let's see how many people understand! Rather of an inside joke. --Kyoko 14:25, 24 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Now I get it. LOL Randfan 16:45, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
<randomness begins> Thank goodness for Wikipedia. And Science Teachers!
I am listening to Andrea Bocelli's Un Nuovo Giorno for the 6.02th time! x I started listening to it at 10:23, will probably continue until forever. Though, on second thought, NaH! Never mind. COt it3Editor at Large(speak) 02:48, 25 October 2006 (UTC) The preceeding cryptic comment was added by an extremely scavenged user.[reply]
This is an explanation of the whole mole day thing, for those of you who don't get it:
I'm not talking about mole (animal), mole (sauce), or mole (skin marking). I was thinking about mole (unit), which is used in chemistry.
Have you ever looked at the Periodic table of elements? You'll see that for every element in the detailed version of it, they list its atomic mass. For example, hydrogen (H) has an atomic mass of 1.00794 (let's round that to 1), oxygen has an atomic mass of 15.9994 (let's round that to 16). That means that for water, which is made up of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom, you have 1 + 1 + 16 = 18 as its molecular mass.
There's this number called Avogadro's number, which is approximately 6.022 x 1023. The 1023 part means that it's 10 multiplied by 10, 23 times, a huge number. This is equivalent to 602200000000000000000. Anyway, somehow scientists figured out that if you get 6.022 x 1023 atoms of an element together, the whole bunch will have a collective mass of whatever their atomic mass is, expressed in grams. This would be one mole of the element. So one mole of hydrogen would have a mass of approximately 1 gram, one mole of oxygen would have a mass of about 16 grams, and so on. This works with chemical compounds too, so one mole of pure water or H2O would have a mass of roughly 18 grams.
Mole Day is an unofficial holiday celebrated by chemists in North America, on October 23, between 6:02 AM and 6:02 PM, making the date 6:02 10/23 in the American style of writing dates. The time and date are derived from Avogadro's number, which is approximately 6.02×1023.
And so you see what Mole Day is all about. --Kyoko 18:58, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Esperanza Members *Dog Barking Noises*

According to the Wikipedia statistics page, there are about 2,576,605 registered users (at the time of writing). By my very rough calculations, 0.03% of registered users are Esperanzians (as there are currently 712 active Esperanzians). I found this to be rather interesting. Any ideas how we could kind of "advertise" Esperanza to other Wikipedians? Thanks, Jam01 06:32, 26 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I agree, we need a "boost".But how? Attacking random User talk pages with baloons and streamers? Tha'ts what I would do. Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 06:51, 26 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Remember that most of those "users" are probably inactive. One time I did a user domain search for "anthropology" (I was looking for other people interested in starting an anthro wikiproject, which I kinda gave up on, maybe I should restart it). Anyhoo, I looked at dozens of users and only 4 or 5 had made any edits within the preceding 3 months or so, and of those, only one or two were actively editing. Add in the sockpuppets and sleeper accounts and the number of users is probably much smaller. Ungovernable ForceGot something to say? 06:54, 26 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
You do have a point there, Ungovernable Force. However, those statistics were calculated based purely on that page, and I'm not really sure if there is a way to accurately calculate the number of "true" Wikipedians. As for "advertising" ideas, I will try and think of a few. Cheers, Jam01 07:13, 26 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Yes, most registered accounts are used for a single edit or never used at all - just check out the new user log. I think I remember a statistic that there were only a few thousand active contributors (the group to which esperanza appeals). Keeping that in mind, it is actually very popular, and I feel that it gets plenty of exposure with all the green e's and userboxes. -- ßottesiηi (talk) 15:41, 26 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

How do you join Esperanza? --Monkey13! 21:32, 26 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
It's on the page? List of members or something? Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 07:53, 27 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Well in any case Esperanza needs more members. How do we get more members? You ask. Recruitment! I loudly state. How do we recruit? I also hear you ask. Well, this is the place for discussion. We can propose some things here and then move them to the Esperanza Talk page or the Esperanza Proposals Page. Ok, so:

I'm inclined to agree with Bottesini; we get a pretty steady influx of members from both the green e's and various userboxes and other information on people's userpages. Though, if this is something that you'd like to be considered, bringing it up at WT:ESP is probably a good idea. -- Natalya 20:08, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Just a note, of the members of Wikipedia that actually contribute how much of a percentage of those are in Esperanza? I was under the impression a user account even if blocked, inactive or otherwise is still listed as a registered user. The only way I can figure promoting Esperanza might be to persuade the current members to at least link to the Esperanza page on their user pages or otherwise perhaps to actually promote Esperanza on their user pages. James E. Zavaleta T C E 20:17, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Member Proposals

  • User: Dfrg.msc Proposes that We hijack the Signpost to spread the Esperanza message.
  • User: Dfrg.msc Proposes that We create more link to and from Esperanza.
  • User: Dfrg.msc Proposes that We invite people to join out of the blue, perhaps with templates.
  • User: Friendly Porpoise Proposes that We come up with more Wikipedia:Motto of the day mottos relating to Esperanza.
  • User: Friendly Porpoise Proposes that We propose to the Wikipedia community a sort of "advertising board" page that is not for commercial advertising, but for advertising pages that need attention, ideas that need people to look at them, and Wikipedian organizations that need members.

Holy frack *Dog Barking Noises*

I did it. I basically removed all items from my watch list. I kept a very few select pages and my user subpages, and a few others, but most of them are GONE. I've been feeling sort of burned out lately with WP:Figure Skating and wasn't even paying attention to it, so I've decided to let it be. It has a few active members, so maybe I'll check up on it in a few months. But for now, removing the 100s of figure skating pages I had on my watch list feels like a weight off my shoulders. Now maybe I can actually pay attention to the few pages that remain. Phew. --Fang Aili talk 14:52, 26 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Holy frack indeed. My watchlist had been cut down, and now it's back up to 1581 items. I only pay attention to a small fraction of that, though, and use the rest as handy bookmarks for future reference. --Kyoko 15:13, 26 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I am also trying to reduce the load of my watchlist so that I may concentrate on select pages only. I found that too many pages were like a load. --Bhadani 15:41, 26 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
How many pages on your watchlist do you consider too much? I've got 260 and feel that that is easy to handle; I plan on adding more as I begin to go into the areas of the Warriors series of novels (hopefully one day make a WikiProject Warriors) and the Guardians of Ga'Hoole series. I'll probably end up with upwards of 500, and even that is small. My friend ReyBrujo (you might recognize the name, he's active in lots of other places) has something like 3000. DoomsDay349 01:03, 27 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Good stuff, Erica! It's one of those put-it-off-until-it's-absolutely-necessary tasks that nobody wants to do, congrats for making yourself do it ;)
I thin mine out several times a week and it still manages to get above 400 almost every day. Last week it was at 350, today (after cleaning) it's at 421! I think the main reason is my vandalism reverts -- sometimes 20 at a time, then 20 warnings, which adds 40 pages in one day (not including real edits). I find that when I have too many pages, especially ones that get a lot of edits, my watchlist only shows stuff that was edited in the past few hours. This is annoying when I don't get a chance to get on every day and have to check all the pages manually. — Editor at Large(speak) 11:38, 27 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I have about 30 pages on my watch list and that enough. I couldn't handle anymore than that. Whispering 19:48, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Brand name vs. cheap alternatives? *Dog Barking Noises*

Does anyone here prefer alternative products over brand name products?--TBCΦtalk? 20:51, 26 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

No way. I'm a conservative, and thus endorse big business. DoomsDay349 22:50, 26 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Only if cheaper alternatives are better. bibliomaniac15 23:16, 26 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Which, by their very definition, they cannot be. A generic ring of fruit-flavored cereal cannot compare to a Fruit Loop. A generic pile of oddly shaped marshamallows and some grain cannot magically become Lucky Charms. It's simply impossible. DoomsDay349 00:30, 27 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Depends on the point of view. bibliomaniac15 00:38, 27 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

In my experience, my point of view is the only one that matters. (Go-Go Conservative-Authoritian-Man Activate!). DoomsDay349 00:40, 27 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I make my own damn cereal! DIY!. Well, not really, but I might eventually. I try to make some of my own stuff and rely on buying things secondhand or cheap. Oh yeah, stickin it to the capitalist system...or not. Oh, and let's not forget dumpster diving, yay! A lot of my friends are freegan and I'll probably end up doing that when I finally leave the nest and fly on my own. Ungovernable ForceGot something to say? 05:12, 27 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I find most of my stuff -I got two pairs of shoes for $7. One pair was under a bush, I stepped out of my old ones and into them. They were a little damp but other wise the best shoes I've ever had. Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 10:28, 27 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I happen to normally buy both...like i normally buy Rice Crispies as opposed to Crunchy Crispy Grain Poppers! ~IAMTHEEGGMANΔdark side 21:12, 27 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
LOWER CASE I ERROR;;;;;;DOES NOT COMPUTE;;;;;;;OUT OF CREAM;;;;;; Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 10:38, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I LIEK BARND NAEM!!! However, Wikipedia, a free alternative, is way more preferable than expensive encyclopedias. --Friendly PorpoiseJoin the pod! 01:59, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

And yet it could easily be argued that Wikipedia/all Wikimedia projects are brand names of sorts. -Fsotrain09 02:38, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I prefer lesser known products, given that it is as good as its more well known equal. Because they need me more than the big guy. I feeeeeeelll wuvvved. Philc TECI 20:03, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Gadgets *Dog Barking Noises*

File:SanDisk Sansa e200.jpg
The SanDisk Sansa e200 series.

I am currently looking at two different gadgets: a watch, and an mp3 player. The watch has some cool features, including the ability to store 150 telephone numbers. I don't really need it, but I do need a new watch, and I think this one is cool. The mp3 player is a iPod alternative, that I personally think is better. It has 4 GB of memory (flash), and can also play videos, and has an FM tuner. The watch is a Casio Databank, and the mp3 player is a SanDisk Sansa e260. What do you think about these? Do you have anything you like better? Shardsofmetal [ TalkContribs ] 03:48, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Ipods are useless, disgusting wastes of memory that are destroying the youth of America (this from a 14 year old natural-born American, but I am a conservative!). Watches, however, are a practical piece of equipment, and despite an abnormally large amount of telephone number stroage, it's useful. But honestly, I hate Ipods. I mean, as if music wasn't occupying enough of our time, now we have nice compact ways to further destroy our brain cells. Amazing what technology can do, eh? DoomsDay349 03:58, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
* crazytales56297 points to his friend's iPod, which has loads of classical music on it Classical music is mindrotting? ~crazytales56297 O rly? 16:05, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Dancer here. I don't have an Ipod, but my friends download their music (classical) for their dances and listen to it to familiarise themselves with the tempo, rhythm, and timing for the steps. I'm jealous... they can tuck it into the pocket of their warmups and it doesn't get in the way. Contrast that to my chunky cdplayer and stack of CDs... — Editor at Large(speak) 04:43, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
A dancer and a prosecuter? You do it all! But anyway, now that is a practical use of an Ipod, I must say. But like I said, mostly, Ipods are useless. DoomsDay349 04:46, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I don't understand how iPods work (I don't like that gobbledygook), so I broke my cousin's iPod. It was funny....--SUIT42 04:51, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Good man, Suit! Way to save the youth of America! DoomsDay349 04:52, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
(Continues)....It was funny... Until my cousin beat me up.... I took one for America.
Justice Worm knows what I did.
--SUIT42 05:01, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Well, my two great loves are music and politics (which are ususally blended together, as evidenced by my entry on User:Phaedriel/Soundtrack of Wikipedians). Anyways, I'm split on the whole i-pod/mp3 player thing. I'm thinking of saving my money and finally getting one for a few reasons. First, my cd player keeps eating through batteries and mp3 players are rechargable. A cd player is bulky as mentioned above, and deciding which of my dozens of cd's to take with me gets annoying, especially when I'm away from home and have a weird craving for something I didn't bring. Plus, I don't have to waste as much money or oil (cd's are plastic) on purchasing cd's that I would otherwise burn, I can just rip them and put them on the player. I do find it sad that we all create our own isolated atmospheres of music wherever we go instead of interacting with one another, but I usually think about this most when I'm in the middle of doing it. In other words, I'm a hypocrite on that issue. I was even thinking of writing a song on that issue when I finally get into a band. I was recently invited to sing in a folk-punk band but I've got too many other commitments, and it's in the next town over and takes 1 1/2 hours to get there on the bus. Ungovernable ForceGot something to say? 05:47, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I bus 1 1/2 hours in and back to my dance company, five to seven times a week -- which is why I want an Ipod! Three hours on the bus after three hours of dancing means I fall asleep more often than not... — Editor at Large(speak) 16:28, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

-de-indent- I would use an iPod, as I have a big music collection (~3gb) managed through iTunes, but they're pretty expensive. I would have to be really careful, something I don't have to do with my $40 cd player. ~crazytales56297 O rly? 16:05, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I do use an iPod (4th generation 40GB), but my music collection is much bigger than its capacity. Let's see... I currently have 42.05 GB on the computer, and that's only about 25% of my music collection.
BTW, you can use an iPod to keep track of the time and to keep track of telephone numbers. --Kyoko 01:32, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

The only gadget I need is my computer! --Friendly PorpoiseJoin the pod! 20:05, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

The highest-tech gadget I have is a big thing: a CD player, tape player, radio, and (here's the strange part) telephone all in one. And maybe my computer—which is getting old… —  $PЯINGεrαgђ  19:34, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Yay... Coffee! *Dog Barking Noises*

What is your favourite flavour of coffee? When at the coffee shop, I give the same order almost every time, and it's very specific: A decaffinated grande vanilla latté made with sugar-free syrup and nonfat milk. (Sometimes I do venti, vente, or however you spell the largest size.) --Friendly PorpoiseJoin the pod! 13:12, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Ummm....I just drink plain coffee, black. Voltaire once said that if you can't drink coffee black, you shouldn't drink it at all. All this fancy stuff is just a way to lure the weak into drinking a man's beverage. DoomsDay349 15:09, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Hmm... Perhaps you're right, but I drink coffee for pleasure, not manliness. (Actually, I may or may not be a man. Perhaps I'm a woman. Or perhaps I'm a porpoise who's not concerned with gender as much as fish. Perhaps I'm a cyborg, a robot, a dolphin pretending to be a porpoise that still doesn't care about gender, a gender-less or gender-confused human, or a gender-less monkey banging on a keyboard.) COFFEE RULES!!! WITH MILK!!! THOUGH I'M NOT A CALF ANYMORE!!! Am I disrupting the lounge? --Friendly PorpoiseJoin the pod! 15:20, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
We're all disrupting the lounge. And that's the beauty of it. DoomsDay349 15:26, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
No coffee. Only tea. Or a chai tea latté. Or a green tea latté. Or hot chocolate. Or white hot chocolate. Or mint hot chocolate. Or steamed milk with a flavour shot -- strawberry or maple or caramel or chocolate or vanilla or...
When I'm in a rush my order is "Grande chai tea latté extra hot with soy milk and no whipped cream". When I've got time before the bus comes, I try different things (and usually get a tart or cookie... bad for the dancer, good for stress!). — Editor at Large(speak) 16:35, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I don't drink coffee. I just drink Coca-Cola. That always works...--SUIT42 16:48, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
All these newfangled things are crazy. What happened to coffee man? You know, I once went into a coffee shop, and asked for a plain coffee, and they had to ask the manager on how to make it?!?!?!?!?! DoomsDay349 17:14, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
What?! Are you serious? That's funny. I like chai and green tea lattes with soymilk and no whipped cream too! I also like coffee drinks with soymilk as well, and although I can drink coffee black, it really isn't very appealing. I don't care about the "manliness" of a drink, I like a sissy drink that tastes good. And I'm comforatble with that. I don't need a drink to confirm my gender thank you very much, I'm confident enough in my sexuality already. Ungovernable ForceGot something to say? 18:09, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

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Yeah I'm dead serious. They had to use the coffee pot in the employe's lounge (ironic-a coffee pot in the employe's lounge of a coffee shop). DoomsDay349 18:40, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Who needs coffee when you can have tea? bibliomaniac15 21:48, 28 October 2006 (UTC) PS: Although bubble tea with coffee instead of milk tea is delicious.[reply]
(Off topic) I put the Pirate there (top of page) about two days ago, just to see what would happen, did anyone notice? Why didn't it get canned like all the other stuff? Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 10:40, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I noticed. I like pirates! Ungovernable ForceGot something to say? 05:22, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I always have the same thing: Caramel macchiato with extra caramel. At least at Starbucks and at least when I want something hot. Or a Java Chip when I want something cold. Or whatever else...hmm...I like all kinds! teh tennisman What do you want, my pretties? Trick or treat! 02:31, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Back to the question: I can drink coffee black, even though I don't like it. The only time I actually buy a cup of coffee is when I'm in Grass Valley, which doesn't have a Starbucks®. I prefer making my own coffee though. —  $PЯINGεrαgђ  19:37, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Somebody to take over *Dog Barking Noises*

I am going to be inactive for some time now. As I was taking care of the archives of this talk pge, I'll need somebody else to take care of it.

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--May the Force be with you! Shreshth91 16:54, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I don't know about taking over, but I'll certainly help! — Editor at Large(speak) 00:26, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
*pants* Okay, did it. The last archive had 20 threads, so I moved the last 10 to a new archive and started a blank one. I changed the Werdnabot banner to send messages to the new, blank archive. I hope everything worked... — Editor at Large(speak) 02:25, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
It did! Thanks! --May the Force be with you! Shreshth91 03:54, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS! *Dog Barking Noises*

I'm not really excited about it, but this is the first year that I've actually lived somewhere where daylight savings is observed. So, to all you Aussies living in NSW, Victoria, Tassy, ACT or SA - yay for DST! riana_dzasta 17:21, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Go time manipulation! Only problem is, it means I'll be walking to school in the dark every morning... but, good news, bussing home in the light after class on Fridays! No more creepy people in the dark! — Editor at Large(speak) 17:27, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Doesn't it mean that there is more sunlight in the morning, and less at night? For example, where I live, it is now dark at 6am, but light at 7. But 6am now will be what used to be 7am, so it will be light in the early morning (for about a week, at least). My mom was actually saying that she doesn't like the fact that she will have to drive home from work in the dark. Shardsofmetal [ TalkContribs ] 04:23, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
That means I move my clock from 2 AM to 3 AM, right???--EdI'm lonely, talk to me contribs 20:05, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Spring forward, fall back, that's how I remember it. So you should set your clock back one hour, from 3 AM to 2 AM. --Kyoko 20:15, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Actually, at 2AM you go one hour back so from 2AM to 1AM. I think... DoomsDay349 20:20, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Well, because I live in Queensland, we don't have to do that, probably because it's sunny here (in Queensland) basically every day, I'm sure we don't want more sunshine. More sunshine = More skin cancers. That's my theory! Jam01 21:16, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
WOHOO! The time has just changed, and my time zone now is actually UTC! :-) --Húsönd 01:04, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I've just noticed it too: the clock in my home says 2:33, and on DirecTV it reads 1:33! It's the first time I've experienced DST outside my homeland, Dominica. --Slgr@ndson (page - messages - contribs) 06:35, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Because I work from midnight to 8 in the morning, it appears that I have to work an extra hour. Damn... -サターンヨッシー HAPPY HALLOWEEN 11:23, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Not technically, Yoshi: at midnight the clocks should have gone back to 11:00 so you shouldn't have had to work for another hour. If you were at work for midnight you actually started working at 11:00 and went until 8:00.
Looking at it that way, I actually went to sleep at 12:30 last night, not 1:30! But I also had to get up at 9:30 this morning, not 10:30... :( — Editor at Large(speak) 15:23, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Actually, E@L, the time change occurs at 2am, so I did have to work an extra hour. -サターンヨッシー HAPPY HALLOWEEN 07:23, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

The last Sunday in October is the only day in the year where it is 0100 for two hours. Conversely, in spring, it goes from 0159 to 0300. —  $PЯINGεrαgђ  19:40, 3 November 2006 (UTC) That would make some awesome mystery fiction![reply]

Games *Dog Barking Noises*

I've some completely pointless games that I devised. See the ideas at User:Friendly Porpoise/New game ideas. Do they suck completely, or deserve their own pages? --Friendly PorpoiseJoin the pod! 21:02, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I don't know about the multilingual story one, but the barnstar domination one looks interesting. — Editor at Large(speak) 01:24, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Yes, if enough of us master it, we could move it to the Games section! —  $PЯINGεrαgђ  19:41, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Halloween *Dog Barking Noises*

Any one gonna dress up for Halloween?--SUIT42 21:14, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I'm unprepared. What I'd like to do, since so little on time, is be goofy and throw together random costume pieces (e.g. a cloak, a silly hat, and an eyepatch). --Friendly PorpoiseJoin the pod! 21:26, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I told you I'm dressing up as a Wikipedia Vandal...hehehe. DoomsDay349 21:36, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Halloween was a pagan religion, after all. bibliomaniac15 21:49, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I don't understand...are you calling Wikipedia pagan? Are you calling me a pagan? DoomsDay349 21:52, 28 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
If anything he was calling vandals pagan, not wikipedia! And no, I'm not dressing up. I have a two-hour rehersal and an hour and a half-long class, and three hours of busing. Oh dear, busing home in the dark on halloween! Maybe I will dress up, as a police officer... — Editor at Large(speak) 00:29, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Good idea. Those nasty men will be out in full force with all kinds of ideas on their minds. Watch out! DoomsDay349 00:36, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Umm...Can you cite that? I hope that's not original research that's been brewing up in your mind... bibliomaniac15 00:44, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Dooms, you would know that because... ¯\(óô)/¯ — Editor at Large(speak) 01:22, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I dressed up my signature for the occasion. Plus, what exactly is wrong with pagans?? -サターンヨッシー HAPPY HALLOWEEN 06:18, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Hey, I'm just a man of the world who knows how things get done. Get it? "Done"? It's a pun! It ain't my fault if them men have weird thoughts to be thought. DoomsDay349 02:44, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Oh, and to Yoshi, nothing's wrong with pagans, really. Well, certain pagans. Hindus and Buddhists are cool with me, but like Satanists, for example, well (I could say a lot of things, but I'll be as civil as possible) are just plain weird. DoomsDay349 02:51, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Have you ever wondered if some Wikipedians are Satanists? That;d be kinda creepy...--SUITHalloween? 02:54, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I'm sure those that contribute to the Satanist articles are...and DID YOU CHANGE YOUR SIG AGAIN! BLURGPHL! Just when I though you were done...DoomsDay349 02:58, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I'll change it back after Halloween... I wanted it to look like Bruce Campbell... Oh well.--SUITHalloween? 03:00, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Don't get me wrong, it looks good, but you change so much...I guess Halloween is an exception...I might even mess with mine (oooOooo!) DoomsDay349 03:27, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

That's the spirit!--SUITHalloween? 03:29, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Hehe...you like? DoomsDay349 Happy Halloween! 03:34, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Yeah, it's nice.:)--SUITHalloween? 03:36, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
We should have a halloween sig competition! Oh joy! — Pumpkin Editor, at Large! 20:49, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Here's mine. Hope it works. Imposter VampireAsk me why 20:13, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Okay, that one worked, but didn't look as nice as I'd hoped. Here's the new one. Imposter VampireAsk me why 20:16, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Satanists aren't pagans... That's a completely different group. -サターンヨッシー HAPPY HALLOWEEN 07:18, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

A pagan is anyone who is not a Christian, Muslim, or Jew. DoomsDay349 Happy Halloween! 21:22, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
It sounds like a put-down almost...--SUITHalloween? 05:51, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Happy Halloween everyone! (I had to do this because I didn't put any halloween theme in my signature, as I depend on my current code because of about 30 attempts, this one was the only one that actually has the green 01 in it without messing up the rest of it! Anyway, I hope you all have a good Halloween! Jam01 06:02, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Satan is a Christian concept, therefore Satanism is the anti-form to Christianity. Without one, there is no other. Paganism does not need the existence of another religion for it to exist. Most Pagan religions existed before the onset of Christianity. Also, not beleiving in the Christian God does not make one a Devil worshipper. -サターンヨッシー HAPPY HALLOWEEN 08:41, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Ok, so pagan can mean several things 1)Anyone who isn't (insert name of religion here) used as an insult. 2)Any of a number of religions which share common elements that usually include animism and/or polytheism, connectedness to the Earth and it's cycles and, um, probably other stuff I'm forgetting. 3)Um, not sure, I'm sure there are others. Oh, perhaps neo-paganism which is a mixed bag of religious and spiritual ideas which people try to pass off as recreations of older pagan religions. Whether they actually are sorta depends on the situation. Anyways, using definition 2, Christmas and Easter are also derived from pagan holidays. Oh, and as for the first question, the Grim Reaper with a Bush mask made of a picture I just printed off of wikipedia. DIY costume making at it's best. Ungovernable ForceGot something to say? 09:46, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I'm sick and unprepared so if I go out it'll probably be just a bunch of costumes put together. Randfan 14:59, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Happy Halloween

Just like to wish everyone Happy Halloween! Randfan 14:51, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Me toooooo! X [Mac Davis] (SUPERDESK|Help me improve) 00:02, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Entomophagy *Dog Barking Noises*

Has anyone been interested in eating insects? They're actually not so bad. bibliomaniac15 00:44, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I thought you couldn't scare me any more...and you do. Congratulations! You are so getting my kitten award... DoomsDay349 00:58, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Kitten award? Does this have anything to do with Uncyclopedia kitten huffing? bibliomaniac15 01:02, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
WTF was that???? -サターンヨッシー HAPPY HALLOWEEN 06:24, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
サターンヨッシー, don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to. Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 10:43, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I wouldn't have asked if I didn't want to know. And in case it wasn't clear, I was referring to the kitten huffing. -サターンヨッシー HAPPY HALLOWEEN 11:21, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

It's one of Uncyclopedia's inside jokes of inhaling kittens to experience a high. bibliomaniac15 00:29, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Well, my paranoia of kittens originated from Uncyclopedia, but has nothing to do with kitten huffing, more like the Human-Kitten War. Check it out, it's very funny. Now, to turn this topic to an entirely different conversation, what are your favorite Uncyclopedia articles? Mine are obviously Kitten and Human-Kitten War. DoomsDay349 02:10, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I like the video game wars ([1]), the Dr. Seuss book spoofs ([2]), the Worst 100 Computer Games of All Time, and Worst 100 ways to deliver bad news. bibliomaniac15 04:49, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Back to entomophagy…I am proud to say the only bug I've ever eaten was some type of beetle. —  $PЯINGεrαgђ  19:43, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

The Ouija Code *Dog Barking Noises*

I created this for discussion aboout Ouija boards. --Monkey 13! 01:00, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I never used one, myself. I don't think there are any interesting spirits where I live anyway. -サターンヨッシー HAPPY HALLOWEEN 06:27, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I think my place is haunted. At night, there are some strange noises... Like thumps goin' up and down the steps, and stranges noises in my closet... Maybe I'm being paranoid. Maybe I'm not...--SUIT42 06:55, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Those are called "burglars". -サターンヨッシー HAPPY HALLOWEEN 10:17, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Nah... Burglars don't go, "Rar, rar," They go, "Hey, Fred, take a lool at this!"--SUIT42 02:26, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Lool? Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 05:50, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Burglars learn words from dictionaries that haven't been edited for typos.--Monkey 13! 00:02, 31 October 2006 (UTC)(It's tomorrow already?)[reply]

Donh tawk to hiem lik thaty! Burgwars is peple to. DoomsDay349 Happy Halloween! 00:59, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Scary Movies? *Dog Barking Noises*

What was the scariest movie you've ever seen? I just saw the Exorcist, and it wasn't really scary... It was kinda funny Weird, eh?.--SUIT42 06:43, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Arachnophobia, when it came out I first saw it. It's been forever since, so now I don't know if it will have the same effect. -サターンヨッシー HAPPY HALLOWEEN 06:53, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Note: And in a strange coincidence, it appears to have won a Saturn Award. That's kinda wierd...
The Hills Have Eyes. Not that "ghosty" scary, but very thrilling. You will regret what you have seen. :P Imoeng 12:27, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Cape Fear had some pretty scary parts.--Húsönd 17:06, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Aliens -- Chris 18:02, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Two Brothers - because it's more realistic than those silly horror movies. I'd probably be laughing all the way through the Chucky movies! --Friendly PorpoiseJoin the pod! 20:10, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Don't like horror movies... don't like scary stuff... but I do like pumpkins! even if they're scary, I guess... Pumpkin Editor, at Large! 00:18, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Ditto with Editor at Large. bibliomaniac15 00:32, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
The Tigger Movie. It still makes me shudder. --The Great Llama (now on editor review!) 00:34, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
That's the second scariest thing ever (next to Jaws.).--SUITHalloween? 02:51, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Looks like more people are jumping on the signature bandwagon... -サターンヨッシー HAPPY HALLOWEEN 07:14, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

The Exorcism of Emily Rose, god that film should just not have been made. Philc TECI 20:09, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Saw. 'Nuff said. --teh tennisman Speak your piece!People Person! 02:28, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Fun Little Fact *Dog Barking Noises*

As I am not a very big editor (what like 150 Mainspace Edits, and most of them aren't really big) I find it funny that in this month alone, I have had more edits than in the last 4 months... could i soon become a major editor, tune in next week.--IAMTHEEGGMANΔdark side 17:28, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

My editing peak is usually during summer vacation, since I don't have to worry about school.--EdI'm lonely, talk to me contribs 21:43, 29 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Hooray for loudness!!!!! *Dog Barking Noises*

According to this, I am the loudest person the Wikipedia IRC channel!!!!!! Yay!!!!!!! --The Great Llama (now on editor review!) 00:00, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

HORAY! SHOUTING SURLEY IS FUN! Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3
A picture taken by Francis Frith in 1856, of a Hall of Collums in Karnak, Egypt.

Coffee is the current Article Creation and Improvement Drive article! Help improve it, please! -Fsotrain09 02:46, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

New signature *Dog Barking Noises*

I am about to change my sig. Before I do, however, I would like some feedback on how you guys like it (or dislike it). It currently looks like this: Shardsofmetal T C . I have the code at {{User:Shardsofmetal/Signature}}. Another thing: I know that you're not supposed to use templates in your signature. Is it okay to subst a template? Thanks in advance for your help, Shardsofmetal [ TalkContribs ] 05:08, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

It's pretty long... But cool.--SUITHalloween? 05:09, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Substituting a template for a sig is ok, but remember that all the code from the template page will be placed on the page you subst it on. As mentioned above, it's too long. See WP:SIG. Ungovernable ForceGot something to say? 05:27, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Very cool, but it covers up the text above and below it. It's too tall :( — Pumpkin Editor, at Large! 12:06, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Most Random Crap Ever ¿ *Dog Barking Noises*

Let's Do it! Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 07:51, 30 October 2006 (UTC) GGGRrrrrraaaaa....... Take that Pathos! [reply]


My lamp won't turn on! Can you guys reccomend anything? 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's Line!" 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, 9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to Previous answers- Kh-90 Koala GELA, by Metroid вук шые тушт луш т ьщте!1 Bustin’ makes me feel good! 1891: What arrested him now as of value in life was less its beauty than its pathos. — Thomas Hardy, Tess of the d'Urbervilles, 1891.Смерть КоммуниÑ?там! штпы фтв ыещкндштую Иге ша нщг дщщл фе еру10 4 kilo 3 the operation is a go. I repeat a go. зщкекфнфд ща путвукы шт уфср ща еруыу What would we kill without krill mr vice president? ьувшгьыб нщг цшдд тще аштв ф ишппук Copy, Gold Leader. S-Foils are Locked in attack position. Procede to the Death Star's Trench. вшааукутсую ФдерщгпрбWedege, gimme covin' fire! еруку фку JIMBO WALES FOR THE WHITE HOUSE. Ach Mein Liben!

Der ist nicht kein Mond! Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?


Ñìåðòü Êîììóíèñòàì!!¡¿¿¡¿¿! Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 07:51, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

My bathroom light burnt out the other day and I've been too lazy to go out and buy any bulbs. So now, I get ready for work by flashlight. It's very blackout chic. -サターンヨッシー HAPPY HALLOWEEN 07:56, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Frodo? 'Ccourse I knaw Froodo. He's mai seacond cousin, twaice reemouved, on
Just took a load of laundry out of the dryer, will wear the whole load at once It's cold outside
It's 7:22, interesting, don't have to leave until 8:10 / got up way too early / am hyper / no coffee / don't drink coffee anyways / have work / don't want to do work / but must do work / oh dear — Pumpkin Editor, at Large! 12:24, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

It must be that coffee on ACID that's causing this. bibliomaniac15 02:01, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

No, no! It's the acid in the COFFEE! and the sugar in the halloween... Pumpkin Editor, at Large! 03:55, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I enjoy honey in my tea. Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 06:00, 2 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
It sleeve hairsprays cats greenly.
Little reindeer peppermint. No, the jeenyus iz smrt nd ok. --Friendly PorpoiseJoin the pod! 23:35, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Copy, Gold Leader. S-Foils are Locked in attack position. Proceed to the Death Star's Trench. Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 00:08, 4 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
alt-x AlethiophileAsk me why 00:55, 4 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Don't you hate it when people use very long headings for things you don't care about?

Anyhow, be sure to check out Wikipedia:List of Wikipedian contradictions and paradoxes. Interesting page, though somewhat confusing.--TBCΦtalk? 08:05, 30 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Halloween signature competition! *Dog Barking Noises*

Okay, everybody, let's see who's costume is the best! Entrance is closed (Halloween is over!), but feel free to vote for your favourite! Just keep in mind the judging criteria:

Judging:

By popular vote.

What to look for:
  • originality
  • links (funny, interesting pages)
  • visual appearance (take into consideration fonts that aren't on every computer)
  • reflection of user's personality

Signature Entries














Judging

Poll! Put your name (not signature: just *: [[User:USERNAME|USERNAME]] ~~~~~ format) under the sig you are supporting to win. No voting for yourself, as yourself or otherwise!

NOTE: Because of so many awesome entries, I decided to allow 3 votes each. We'll see what happens :-) — Pumpkin Editor, at Large!

Note

Please note that, while good looking, you may not have images in your signature per WP:SIG. So, please remove them. Thank you. DoomsDay349 Happy Halloween! 03:18, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

What if you're not actually using the sig you submitted into this competition?--TBCΦtalk? 05:48, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I dunno..--SUITHalloween? 05:50, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
The whole spirit of the thing is for people to dress up talk pages and show "WikiSpirit"! If you're not using the sig it's kinda pointless... maybe you can just sign posts here manually, TBC, so we can see it but you're not annoying people with extremely long sigs everywhere. Great entry, but I think you violated the "no more than 4 or 5 lines of code, please" rule :-) — Pumpkin Editor, at Large! 13:03, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
almost forgot -- About images: It's just for two days, so I don't think anybody will mind. I've seen admins with flags in their signatures so surely nobody will mind a pumpkin or two :-D

Went overboard... decorated my userpage during Tech. Funny thing is, professor is giving me credit towards my course for it ;-)

Wow! Nice userpage...I think I'll dress mine up a wee bit too, I really should revamp it one day and make it all nice like yours...but for now, I'll just switched some colors around. Anyone gonna leave their sig on for an extra few days? I am... DoomsDay349 Happy Halloween! 21:12, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I decorated mine a bit as well... I'll revert it tommorrow.--SUITHalloween? 23:22, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Whoa! E@L, how'd you make the house with all those symbols? bibliomaniac15 Review? 01:37, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

It's ASCII art. I got it from this site, with tons of great pieces other than Halloween-themed stuff. Awesome site. — Pumpkin Editor, at Large! 03:53, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

By the way, when does the contest end? --TBCΦtalk? 02:35, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I think I should win because I did nothing to mine. Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 23:14, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

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Woot. Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 10:11, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

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Werdnabot *Dog Barking Noises*

Werdnabot has been disabled again after some abuse. We'll have to start archiving this page again manually. =( Ed Trick? or Treat? 01:55, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

why is werdnabot having all this trouble? Randfan 18:33, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Werdnabot caught a virus ;) Ed Trick? or Treat? 02:10, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Werdnabot has been restored. Please see m:User talk:Werdna for more details. --May the Force be with you! Shreshth91 10:42, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Homework? *Dog Barking Noises*

SO yeah, I was doing some history homework while letting my mind run on autopilot, and found that I was writing the entire thing in Wiki-markup. Now, I have never done this sort of thing before so, A)What do I do to stop myself from anoying my teacher by linking immigrants and such?, an B) Has anyone else done something like this? --teh tennisman Speak your piece!People Person! 02:30, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I'm assuming that you were typing on the computer? Cause if you were writing by hand, you need a Wikibreak, seriously. But anyway, just proofread all your work (yeah, it's geeky and preachy, but I mean it!) and you'll catch these things. As to whether or not I've done it before, yeah, while working on my novel (yes, he's writing a novel!) I have often found myself attempting to make italics by typing "''" and such and often try to link terms. Weird. DoomsDay349 Happy Halloween! 03:05, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Yeah, I do that sometimes. Like with DoomsDay349 it's usually related to italics or bolding. Ungovernable ForceGot something to say? 07:53, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
umm, it was while handwriting. But I have cause for a Wikibreak:I finally found my PS2 and am going to be spending much of my usual editing time playing it. Yay!--teh tennisman Speak your piece!People Person! 18:07, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

What!!! You can't let a big hunk of machinery steal from knowledge time! bibliomaniac15 01:17, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I want you guys to try this: Whenever you type----, you get a line:

When you go on Microsoft Works Word Processor, you still get that line!--Ed Trick? or Treat? 02:12, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Are we doing another rambling thing again? bibliomaniac15 Review? 02:31, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
The point I was trying to make is that I am going on a mini-Wikibreak for awhile until I stop handwriting in Wiki-markup.--teh tennisman Speak your piece!People Person! 19:33, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Novels *Dog Barking Noises*

Anyone here ever wrote a novel? Or in the proccess of writing one? Or something? I'm slowly writing a fantasy novel actually, but Wikipedia is taking all my time up so I'm considering taking like a two-day Wikibreak to write it. I would post the outline here, but if it ever gets published then that is spoilers and no good :). So yeah, anyone ever do that? DoomsDay349 Happy Halloween! 03:07, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I wrote two.--SUITHalloween? 04:28, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I'm in the brainstorming and research process of writing a detailed storyline for the Super Smash Bros. series. I've put it on a temporary hold until Brawl comes out so I know what all characters I'll be using. Of course, there will also be characters not in the games and maybe a few of my own creations. -サターンヨッシー HAPPY HALLOWEEN 10:29, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Me? I'm currently writing a book about hobos, and I'm promising myself a deadline for November 10th with five chapters completed. I plan to finish this manuscript by next Easter. --Slgr@ndson (page - messages - contribs) 17:23, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Suit, were any of yours published? DoomsDay349 Happy Halloween! 21:09, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Around my old school yeah... Not officially though.--SUITHalloween? 23:09, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Awesome! Titles, genres, themes, characters, etc.? DoomsDay349 Happy Halloween! 23:39, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

All the good fantasy novels have already been written. I'd posit the golden age of the fantasy novel to be 1985-1995. -- Chris 00:16, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Umm, I am trying to write a fantasy novel that doesn't seem like Eragon/Redwall/Star Wars/ LotR. Lol-wish me luck! --teh tennisman Speak your piece!People Person! 19:34, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Novels, not really (a few written, never tried to publish them). But other stuff yes. See user page :)
Tennisman, good luck in that endeavour. I think what you are attempting is utterly impossible: even those books have obvious similarities to each other...— Pumpkin Editor, at Large! 22:08, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I wrote The Journey for Peace. --Monkey 13!!! 01:31, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I may put what I have on my Sandbox page at some point and see what people think; but I have little time to write much due to school, at which I am actually utterly bored. That's the American public school system: The worst you allow is the best you expect. Lame-O to the max.--teh tennisman Speak your piece!People Person!

Interesting page *Dog Barking Noises*

Interesting page created by Jimbo Wales. Was this a random, meaningless edit or an attempt at parodying Wikipedia's numerous other associations? The world will never know... --TBCΦtalk? 08:44, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Just another group to belong to, I guess... -サターンヨッシー HAPPY HALLOWEEN 09:04, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

subpages *Dog Barking Noises*

Anyone havingany interesting subpages they'd like to share? Randfan 18:29, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I guess the most random one I have is my zen wisdom page. I also have an image gallery. -- ßottesiηi (talk) 20:40, 31 October 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Working on an essay: [3]. Just some ideas, and some things that annoy me, about notability debates. Please make comments on the essay's talk page if you have any. --Jayron32 05:48, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
The Ouija Code will probably be interesting after more people edit it. --Monkey 13!!! 01:11, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Wikipedia:Adopt-a-User *Dog Barking Noises*

Anyone interested in this program? Can someone translate it into different languages? Randfan 00:05, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I can translate it to Portuguese, but for what purpose?--Húsönd 03:12, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]



Thanks!

Elephants *Dog Barking Noises*

has anyone heard of this yet? [[4]] I think its pretty cool.... Randfan 00:51, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Augh *Dog Barking Noises*

I just lost the Userpage award to a person who swears alot and has a picture of a dik on his page. Console me please. D•a•r•k•nes•s•L•o•r•di•a•n•••C••• 01:43, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

? What's the user's name? DoomsDay349 Happy Halloween! 02:10, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

How? Your userpage looks pretty spiffy. bibliomaniac15 Review? 02:31, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Consoled! Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 05:24, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Console. Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 05:24, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Thanx. D•a•r•k•nes•s•L•o•r•di•a•n•••C••• 10:58, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I guess you're talking about Alkivar. FYI, he hasn't won the award, it's just that he's gotten into the finals. --May the Force be with you! Shreshth91 11:03, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Actually I faced 7 and 9, being 8, and lost to freakofnurture.

And I have no idea how. D•a•r•k•nes•s•L•o•r•di•a•n•••C••• 11:33, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Motto *Dog Barking Noises*

Is it just me or is the Motto of the Day steadily descending into a pit of anarchy and lawlessness? Anyway, the New Coffee Lounge Picture looks great! Congrads, Bottesini! Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 05:24, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Ьн дфьз шы икщлут! Рудз ьу ашч ше!

I agree with both of those statements. The motto of the day is going a bit awry. Jam01 06:45, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Festive season plans? *Dog Barking Noises*

Is anyone here planning to do something interesting during the festive (Christmas) season? I'm going to Melbourne for 2 weeks, but that's about all. So, are you going anywhere or doing anything around Christmas time? (yes, I know its a bit early) Jam01 06:48, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

The Ignore all Rules paradox

Taken from Wikipedia:List of Wikipedian contradictions and paradoxes: If one ignores the rule Wikipedia:Ignore all rules, then he would be following the rule, thus not ignoring all rules. Yet if one follows the rule Wikipedia:Ignore all rules then he would be ignoring the rule, thus he would not longer be ignoring all rules. Any opinions on it?--TBCΦtalk? 17:24, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Lets Just Ignore it. Philc TECI 17:38, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
If the title of the page is "Ignore all rules" then by ignoring the page you're ignoring all rules and by ignoring all rules you're following the rule ignoring all rules which means you're not actually ignoring all rules and in not ignoring all rules you're not following the ignore all rules page. Does that work, or did I just chase my tail? — Pumpkin Editor, at Large! 17:43, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Ignoring does not mean disregarding in the sense that you are to acknowledge the rule and then purposefully disobey it. Ignoring means to act as though the rule does not exist. If the rule does not exist in the first place, then you remove the tautology, and that solves your problem. If you acknowledge the rule as actually existing, then you are NOT ignoring the rule, you are merely disobeying it. If you truly ignore it, there is no conflict; no paradox. --Jayron32 03:51, 2 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
To ignore is to refrain from noticing the rule. To disobey is to completey neglect it. Regardless, though one user may no longer acknowledge the existance of the rule, it does not guarantee that all other users will do so as well. Thus, in the end, it all depends on "eye of the beholder", whether the user is the one ignoring the rule or one who simply percieves others ignoring it.--TBCΦtalk? 07:06, 2 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
That's some excellent sophistry, sir. -- Chris 18:48, 2 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Sophism in the modern meaning of the term, or the original Greek definition?--TBCΦtalk? 02:33, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
The most simple solution I can think of is to change the rule to "Ignore all rules except for this one." Paradoxes are fun, though. This sentence is false. --Friendly PorpoiseJoin the pod! 03:38, 5 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

SaturnYoshi *Dog Barking Noises*

Has anyone seen SaturnYoshi around lately? ||||||||||||||||||||D•a•r•k•nes•s•L•o•r•di•a•n•••C••• 21:21, 1 November 2006 (UTC)||||||||||||||||||||[reply]

He edited The Ouija Code. Good for him! --Monkey 13!!! 22:32, 1 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Why do you look for him? Do you miss him? Do you have a desire for him?--Ed Trick? or Treat? 03:54, 2 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
That's creepy... Where is everyone?--SUIT42 03:56, 2 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
No one cares when I go away, it's all like: return my DVD or I'll take legal action ect. Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 06:08, 2 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
You're scaring me, Ed. I'm STRAIGHT, for the last time. D•a•r•k•nes•s•L•o•r•di•a•n•••C••• 20:06, 2 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Why does this keep happening?! Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 23:18, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Awwwww... How sweet that I have friends who care. Sorry I haven't been on as much. I've been working with no days off for like two weeks now. I'll try to be on more, but my job is wearing me out. Oh, and Ed, stop thinking impure thoughts. Even if I am desireable... -SaturnYoshi THE VOICES 08:47, 5 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Unnatural languages and such *Dog Barking Noises*

LET US COMMUNICATE USING NEWSPEAK, PIG LATIN, TOKI PONA, PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES, ANIMAL LANGUAGES, WIKI MARKUP, INTERNET SLANG, AND ANY OTHER FORM OF SPEECH THAT DOES NOT OCCUR NATURALLY! WOHOO! lol --Friendly PorpoiseJoin the pod! 22:10, 2 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

ungoodwise think it is. -- ßottesiηi (talk) 22:20, 2 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
All your base are belong to us. --The Great Llama talk 22:41, 2 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

H0p3 j00 d0|\|'7 m1nd my 13375p34|<. 17 sux0rz. bibliomaniac15 Review? 00:48, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

(CTU) 6002 rebmevoN 3 ,62:30 (kaeps) egraL at rotidE— !wonk uoy ,yllarutan siht od I ?tnuoc sdrawkcabgnitirw seod ...mmh

ì ΛЩ ΓŔŶÌПĜ ⅔ ĎŐ мÿ βĕΣt Ъџτ тЋĺş Ĭ$ ĴųŝŢ ţŎõ ђαгĐ - Jam01 05:59, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I may feel generous enough to provide the english translation at a later date. Translate and you will get a cookie! For your convenience, the following important safety information will be broadcast in French. Veuillez assurer tous les seatbelts sont attachés quand le signe de seatbelt est illuminé. Des sorties sont localisées à l'avant et arrière du salon de café. Des glissières de secours peuvent être détachées pour l'usage comme radeaux de flottaison. Si une décompression soudaine et rapide de pression de carlingue de salon de café se produit, les masques d'oxygène laisseront tomber du compartiment de ci-dessus votre tête. Merci, et nous espérez que vous avez plaisir à voler dans le salon de café sur des lignes aériennes d'Esperanza! - Jam01 06:13, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

    • Here is the best attempt my 12-year-gone high school french can do: You want to make sure your seatbelts are attached when the sign of seatbelts is lit. The exits are locally in the after and behind of the coffee house. The ???iceskates??? of ?????? want to be detached for usage as a flotation device. If a sudden decompression and rapid pressure of ???? of the coffee house produces itself, the oxygen masks will tumble from the compartment that is here above your head. Thanks, and we hope you have pleasure on your trip in the coffee house on the airline of Hope. How is that? --Jayron32 06:59, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

yalb' ! ew nbs!qa qomuiii <---award to first who can translate that one! I swear it really says something --Jayron32 06:50, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Close enough. Congratulations Jayron32 you just earned yourself a cookie! I used an online translator, so that's probably why it seems a bit dodgy and confusing. So Jayron, I would say there is nothing wrong with your translation, its probably dictionary.com's translator that is to blame for the confusing safety instructions for the coffee lounge! Jam01 09:50, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Yep, its dodgy, I just tried it (the online translation) and it is all incorrect. Jam01 09:55, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Cool. My first EVER wikipedia award. I will move it to my User Page if you don't mind!!! My French is probably shaky. Its been 11-12 years since my last French class, and its not like I have cause to use it very often. BTW, has anyone translated my gibberish above? Hint #1: its REALLY English. --Jayron32 22:16, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
The original French text isn't very good. The translation of it would be:
Please make sure that all seatbelts are fastened when the seatbelt sign is lit. Exits are located at the front and rear of the coffee lounge. The exitemergency chutes can be detached for use as flotation devices. If sudden loss of cabin pressure in the coffee lounge occurs, oxygen masks will fall from the compartment above your head. Thank you, and we hope that you have enjoyed flying in the coffee lounge on Esperanza Airlines!"
Note that my translation isn't entirely literal in order to sound natural in English. --Kyoko 22:44, 3 November 2006 (UTC) (Oops, had "exit" on my mind, now fixed the translation Kyoko 00:03, 4 November 2006 (UTC))[reply]
Фдд рфшд еру ьшпрен фтв фдд зщцукагд Ошьищ! дщщфр дщщфр! Тщб ыукшщыднб Руэы ф тшсу пгню Ш ьуе ршью Цуддб Ш ыфц ршь шт ф куыегкфте щтсую ЁЁЁЁ Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 23:09, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Wis hik newwha tdf rg.ms cw astal kinga bout. bibliomaniac15 Review? 01:43, 4 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Thats good Kyoko! Feel free to have a complimentary cookie from me as well! Jam01 01:48, 4 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

#3333 *Dog Barking Noises*

I usually dislike people posting about their edit count achievements, but I thought it was fate when I randomly decided to check my count and it was at 3332. I had to make this my 3333rd edit. Yeah, I've really only averaged a few edits a day for the last several months as I was on wikibreak for a long time and I'm just getting back into everything. 3333! -- ßottesiηi (talk) 23:20, 2 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Congratulations! --Fang Aili talk 00:45, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Good job!--SUIT42 00:48, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I smell a conspiracy! Using the "Da TBCinci Code": "3333 is half of 6666. 666 is the Number of the Beast. Fear of the Number of the Beast is known as hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia. One famous case of hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia dealt with Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagan proposed the controversial Strategic Defense Initiative plan, also known as "Star Wars". Star Wars features the actor Harrison Ford. Harrison Ford also starred in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was filmed in India. Christopher Columbus initially confused the indigenous people of the Americas with the Indians. Canada is a country in the Americas. Thus the number 3333 was involved in the creation of Canada!"--TBCΦtalk? 00:57, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I smell another conspiracy in the coffee lounge! Using the "Biblio Code": "People in the coffee lounge drink coffee. Coffee was discovered in the Middle East. The Middle East has lots of oil. Oil must be extracted from pumps, or derricks. Therefore, the coffee lounge was opened by a guy named 'Derrick." bibliomaniac15 Review? 03:04, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

E@L C0D3: People are being crazy random in the coffee lounge. The coffee lounge is part of Esperanza. Esperanza is a nice organisation. Organisations are groups of people. People in Esperanza go to the Coffee Lounge. Therefore, the world is coming to an end!Editor at Large(speak) 03:35, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Alethio Code: The Coffee Lounge does not actually serve coffee. Places that do not serve coffee may serve volleyballs. People who serve volleyballs are playing a sport. People who play sports are moving around. People who move around don't get much of a chance to make friends in the neighborhood. People without friends are isolated. Isolation has odd psychological effects. These effects may make them homicidal. Homicidal people kill other people. People who kill people are punished by law. People who are punished by law go to jail. People who go to jail try to escape. People who try to escape are having trouble with their computers. The Coffe Lounge is on the Internet. Therefore, nobody in the Coffee Lounge is able to access it. AlethiophileAsk me why 20:59, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Result from the 'rαgђ ¢θdε: TBC mentioned the number of the Beast. The number of the Beast is 666. 666 is a palendrome. Palendromes are cool. Cool things are not hot (and should not be unless they are cool to the touch). Hot things burn. You get burned from fire. Fire destroyes. destruction is the fate of the world. TBC IS BRINING ON THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!! 21:28, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

My editor review *Dog Barking Noises*

Hello everybody! I recently filed an editor review and I'm trying to get as much publicity as possible (^_^) in hopes that you guys (and girls) could give me some feedback on my edits and on what I need to do to improve myself. I know some most of you don't know me as much as other members do, but any and all comments would be greatly appreciated. My editor review can be seen here. Thank you for your time and happy editing! // Sasuke-kun27 23:42, 2 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I'm on editor review too. You can click the link on my signature, or click here. bibliomaniac15 Review? 00:44, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Me three (here)! Although I took myself off the list a while ago, I'll still be happy to get more reviews.--The Great Llama talk 00:47, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Just go here then click the link to here. Or just click there. --Monkey 13!!! 01:21, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I'm now on editor review, as you can see here. I would really appreciate any constructive feedback that you might have. Thanks in advance! --Kyoko 19:00, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Images at the top *Dog Barking Noises*

Ok, so as it seems to be random image musical chairs up there, I've put them into a gallery. Ok? We can have them on a rotation or something. It's dark outside, and my dog is missing (no, really). Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 09:45, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

It's name is Jilly. It ran away.

Ah, the hell with it. And you can put them into article space. Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 09:45, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

I added a pic of my dog to the gallery. (except its a little outdated, he was 2 months old when it was taken, he is now 2 YEARS old!) I hope your dog comes back Dfrg.msc! Perhaps if you tempt it with some Dog food no, make that a steak, she might come back! Jam01 10:06, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Good news! She returned later on it the night, barking at the front door to be let in. Silly bugger. And after I ran around the block looking for it. We then watched Cars (film). Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 23:25, 3 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Pictures of Pets

Awe!!! They're so cute Randfan 03:40, 5 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I don't have time right now to upload all my pets, but never fear! They can all be viewed here. It needs some updating, but there is at least one pic of each. -SaturnYoshi THE VOICES 10:21, 5 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Help: Need advice on handling a troublesome editor. *Dog Barking Noises*

Ok. So here is the situation. There is a fairly new editor here on Wikipedia. He and I share some of the same interests in articles we edit. I am trying to be helpful in introducing him to the culture and guidelines at Wikipedia; but he doesn't seem to "get it". He takes ownership (WP:OWN type stuff) of articles in a very non-NPOV way. His edits are unreferenced, for the most part; he deletes notable and referenced material from articles if he doesn't "like" it (if for example, he feels it casts the article in a negative light, even if it is well referenced); and he adds material that, while true, is unverifiable and simply personal to him. He is so new, that I was sure he just wasn't aware of how WikiPedia works. So I went to his talk page (several times); gently let him know that I was changing his edits, pointed out relevent WikiPedia policies against the kinds of edits he was making, etc. etc. But he's, you know, being uh, erm, a dick. He acts all pissy in his edit summaries, makes threats against people changing his edits, refuses to read or abide by the policies (I don't know if he read them and ignored them, or is just not reading them), makes thinly veiled insults against me and others on his user talk page, yada yada yada. I am trying to assume good faith, but he's seems so unwilling to learn the ways here at wikipedia. I know him personally somewhat (I have never met him, but we have a connection in that "friend of a friend" sort of way), and I am trying to handle him with kid gloves. On the one hand, I want him to become a good editor; on the other hand he seems reticent to do so. His behaviors are venturing from poor, NPOV editing to outwight personal attacks. I want to avoid edit warring, but I genuinely feel his edits are making the articles in question worse (unreferenced autobiographical additions, non-NPOV deletions of relevent material, and that such) and I don't want to yet bring him to RfC or similar process. What do you all suggest I do to handle this? --Jayron32 03:04, 4 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

As an aside, he recently vandalised my user page. It is becoming harder and harder to assume good faith here. --Jayron32 04:31, 4 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I would suggest a warning of him being blocked. --Monkey 13!!! 15:12, 4 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
I agree. The only way to keep him from breaking WP rules is to have him warned then blocked.--Ed ¿Cómo estás? 22:24, 4 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Game ideas *Dog Barking Noises*

See the lounge's talk page. If others like the suggested games, we could link to WikiPlomacy from the Coffee Lounge and potentially start sub-subpages for my ideas. --Friendly PorpoiseJoin the pod! 01:19, 5 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Wikiplomacy, and your game ideas, Porpoise, are AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWESSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!the Most Depressed and Laziest Robot from WombatWorld
I say do it! the Most Depressed and Laziest Robot from WombatWorld

*Dog Barking Noises*

Another pointless stunt brought to you by Dfrg.msc 03:28, 5 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

That was funny.--SUIT42 03:54, 5 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
annoying but funny Randfan 04:25, 5 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Sorry, I decided to liven things up. I accidentally logged out though so it looks like random IP. Dfrg.msc 1 . 2 . 3 06:35, 5 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

Willy on Wheels

Sorry for sounding like a "noob", but who/what is Willy on Wheels? Randfan 04:42, 5 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]

He was a vandal. That's what I remember...--SUIT42 05:53, 5 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]
Yup. Page-move vandal. Our anti-vandal measures are more robust now than they were two years ago, so people like him are easier to shut down. About a year ago he sent a message to the wiki-en mailing list claiming that he'd given up the habit (it had the "ring of truth" to it, I thought) but he had so many imitators that it's impossible to tell for sure. Antandrus (talk) 06:02, 5 November 2006 (UTC)[reply]