User:DarkGreen

Welcome to my secret underground lair. I originally wanted the username DarkBlue, like on Uncyclopedia, which is better than Wikipedia, but that was already taken, hence my absolutley retarded username. Have a nice time, Mr.Powers!

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This user is male.

en-∞This user speaks English at a godlike level.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

!This user is a userbox kleptomaniac.