User:Burwor

Howdy do!

Here's a joke: A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a martini. To say that the bartender was surprised would be an understatement.

The gorilla asked for it after all though, so the bartender makes the martini, brings it to the gorilla, and the gorilla pulls out a $20 bill. The bartender, now even more surprised, takes the money over to his cash register and puts it in.

An idea pops into the bartender's head: it is only just a gorilla, maybe I can trick it?

So after putting the $20 bill in the register, he only takes one dollar out of it and gives it back to the gorilla. The gorilla, preoccupied by its drink, doesn't seem to notice.

The bartender decides to strike up a conversation and says, "You know, we don't get many gorillas around here."

The gorilla replies, "for $19 a drink, I can understand why."