I have a note list of quotes: phrases, paragraphs, and poetry, any collection of words that make me think. Whether it or the author is someone I love or hate, the quotes are something worth adding. Whether they make me smile or frown, or they make me think or are something just plain unforgettable. Even if they can be nonsense. This page is like that. Well, only the stuff that's available under the public domain or with a Creative Commons license, anyway. No PDFs though, not a good format, I think.
Here's the rules for this gallery should the desire to participate overwhelms you.
Controlled chaos. That's the definition of this gallery. Like rule 5 but about management, not character.
You can add or change captions and alt text to these images. If I like them, then they stay. The funnier (or sharper) the better.
If the character isn't me, it leaves.
Know what you link. I don't want lots of porn from here. It's too decadent to even be properly funny.
Note: It is recommended to scroll through this page only through a desktop computer. Mobile looks a bit ugly, and the Gallery feature doesn't entirely work there.
Greetings! ribbit Would you like some boiled soup and fried flies?
I cannot believe this image was over 45 years ago, that this was on Commons for over 15 years, and I cannot with my own eyes believe that I'm living a life where I get to see this. The ABQ detail is the cherry on top. He should be arrested again for all those RRODs."Save me Bill Gates" "No my son, it's too late"Beeg topborgartyme[Unregistered HyperCam 3]spaec bnuy (we've had too many of 'em, folks)I'm not going to post my reasons why I find portraits of them here (and the "Think different" campaign) both inappropriate and pretentious. It's a littleobvious now. Maybe your attempts explaining could be more interesting.Citizens of the past staring at the Angel of Death, first-person viewI freeze in horror remembering that one time I saw this graphic.There are now threetypes of people that have blown this pipe.
O MAJOR 👑I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.Best place to eat the sandEver wanted a fast food Wario? WELL WHO WOULDN'TNo, they don't use giraffe meat here. Certainly wouldn't taste as good.Easily my favorite of these brands. They got a signature sauce with them burgers.Wait until you tried the triple-flavor ice cream of thisStreet hustlin'Here's another cool work to look at; The Negro (1923)Here is a production he was involved with, a documentaryabout TV Globo.Mamãe 🥰🥰🌎🌍🌏Kinografia 🤗Blanka for President 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
mommy i wan greeceOut here in the fields, I fought for my mealsZeus hates the Fr*nch 🧀🍷📽️Cloudy sunriseSpace sunset
Balls of nature
MY DINOSAUR DROPPINGS...
PAINTED...LIKE EASTER EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This kind of image would freak out anybody regardless of age. Take the industrial horror of Office Space and reduce its architecture to its absolute purity. It's no place to call home.Starchy!
MAXWELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"A well-composed book is a magic carpet on which we are wafted to a world that we cannot enter in any other way." (Quote by Caroline Gordon)This lil' tweety wonders about the largest source of noiseDOCUMENTATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🥥🐕❗️❗️❗️ 😱Peekaboo!Reporting on the strange freaky friends they saw todayProud to be born here.Doo goody-good bullshit 🍌🤪It's like with dogs innit? There's the warm and there's the cold.Mmmmmm...goat straw bondage
Egg yolks on spinachTalk about an egg saladThe lushness of these...Determination never fades.your tax dollars at work folksLooks like the world's most expensive garage sale
iykykthey play when nobodys watchingBrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrOwls shouldn't harm the peace too muchGREAT PINK THING CRAWLIN' ALL OVER MEdisapointBernd is burnt >:(If you are justice, please do not lie, what is the price for your blind eyeThe forests echo with laughter
Booting up my Wikipedia game consolebe likeWait a second I know this guy–You're missing one rule: Final Solution-chan does not exist hereThe fuckie wuckies!!When the vandals go 🖕🖕🖕🖕Chaos[More info + associated image]No, it was WikiLeaks, but this is still enough.FUCK OFFThe lyrics are beyond informative, though too high-class for a wide audiences. Same with the composition, it's too formal and demonstrative to allow expressive production. At least the concept's well-executed, but it doesn't sound like a band, y'know?Even the Ku Klux Klan hates these guysWikipe-tan as a staff member of Black twitter, despite her long persisting battle with AIDS.twitter staff member (retired, the Munskrat hates Hawaiian)I'd link you an example from their résumé, but it's on a certain blacklisted website. Sorry! 🥴DAMN BRAT!!! REVERTING MY SUPERIOR FACTS!! 💢💢💢💢💢Wikipe-tan by 2023We were born deletionists, a living craft against the vandals (excluding Binky and Nikki ヾ(•ω•`)o)enchilada chimichangaI like this literal bookworm. Not sure where "Kip" came from but at least they got a full name!Holy shIT THIS CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING VOLUME OF 4W350M3A mischievous incarnationBanned from usage on backpacks (except in several southern areas)Wikipe-tan forming critiques yet unquenchable curiosity towards the Print Wikipedia volumesResources or bee forcesReally love the author behind thisClyde as Wikipedia's puzzle globe.They'd rather be called that than NPCs. (I will not explain this again.)You know what? Fuck you. Revokes your letter privilegesTemptation not to subject living puzzle globes into international traffickingPerhaps Encyclopedia Dramatica has a more...updated variant of this after a decade.example of how to visualize "example"GOING DOWN, GOING DOWN NOWWoo, woo
hedenufSay NO to these images whomst've are different to the ones above.All of these people are armed…WITH PRISTINE RESEARCH!I should read his book sometime. At this inevitable point, a sequel is needed greatly.As the tanks roll into town; a little bit of knowledge will destroy youIt would be slightly insulting if your best compliment to all of this was "Not bad."Your virtual neighbors who know not the truth, but how to dissect, identify, verify and preserve it. Sure they only know what they're told, but they've always taken the best of the best on their own. Also the only and definitive remainders of the early "techno-utopianism". And the reason why you know about fair use and Creative Commons.Funky!Taking offense to impersonal criticism and research is your own bitch. This day will be remembered in victory, as I say grace every time I access this once-forbidden article. Honesty prevails.Neither can boys!
Imagine seeing a cover like this in its time and thinking "Wow, this guy should be a cartoonist!""I'm givin' out free samples!"Which career is more worth the back-breaking, honestly, drumming or cartooning?Superduper supermen!
SMiLE is the better psychedelic album thoughAAAARRRGGHHH THE PRISM IS BLEEDING SOMEONE HEEEELLLPPPThis is the real cover for The Wall. Its textless minimalism is intentional so you'd be forced to regard it less as album art and more of you literally facing the wall. It's your copy too, your wall. Any version with text ironically flattens the immersiveness.The definitive track listing. The placements of "Silver Springs" and "Songbird" could not be more fitting.Dunno why this is called vinyl but hey, still love the hell outta this album. I nickname this one Another Great View.
42+ releases in under 15 years, Jesus Christ...this is also one of their most insane releases btw. They're too generous.
HAVENIt's amazing that both of theseartists were on the same label.How I luv my girlTHIS WAS A B-SIDE?!Don't get me wrong, I'm a punk rocker, but at least early Steel is rootsier than most jazzfags wish to be.I should've gotten a (horribly mastered?) CD copy of Xgau's A+ Steely and asked Albini to sign it. At least the effort would've been worth documenting. Even if I would've been sent to music hell for it.Netherlands. Peaceful area for some fine Steely. This little cut gets my sins.Annie's favorite kink.Talk about a plug one!Buncha folks say Abbey Road is the best but deep down they're more of a White Album kinda bloke; also this is the most popular song on the album, including 21st century audiences.It would be an absolute dream to fuck inside a train. Cum on and do the loco-motion with me, baybee...👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻Underratedshoo, shooShit probably better than The Life of Pablo frGuess he's an Xbox and I'm more Atari; but the way you play your game ain't fairCasey Kasem missed out on this shit?!Fuck James Gang :P[Unregistered HyperCam 4]
OF COURSEYeah, the '60s didn't age well, of course.Bullshit that the Hammer of the Gods only go solo. As with Woodstock.Ironically they're better-behaved members than Led Zeppelin or Metallica. AC⚡️DC mostly subverted the "live fast, die young" fate.
She was in a song that said "no more horses" with a heavy metal band, incredibly versatile."This is our favorite place to play in the whole country." – Lou Reed, December 12, 1968Wait if this took place before Woodstock does that make the latter the White Harlem Cultural Festival? Wait, that just sounds so wrong.This should probably be a head image somewhere."'Starless' is the best song" – [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgRRKnF8X6M Imaperson
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me n the boys casually kicking arseGreetings fagaroonis. Ever hear the phrase rape, pillage and burn? That's our 7:00 on Tuesdays. Mornin', evenin', who gives a rat's ass. Join the bassist for a drink.Me and the boys hearing stories 'bout them train tracksHey honey brought you sum flowers 💐 from the gift shop nearby#JusticeForPabloHoneyI'll bet $40 that K.Dot was among this audience, watching and cheering.I hope they disappear in that booth.Absolutely reckless. I hope the people who plotted this polka-dot imitation had thunderstorms near their bedrooms all night. Disgraceful, thoughtless music industry bullshit treating naive talents like dirty rags.
Country Kings
HELL YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHRight hand bugs the shit outta me :/Living in color!If only I gave him a CD copy of that album. Requiescat. 🎈🍂Lonely angel
gimme five and some moar of four
Only way to fly
There's an angel on my shoulder; in my hand a sword of gold; let me wander in your garden; and the seeds of love I'll sow
Hey hey baby when you walk that way, watch y'honey drip, can't keep awayEyes that shine burning red, dreams of you all through my headobama tries to convince them hes a drummer, the kennedy honors are just briberyobunga STOP SINGING LIKE A LOUNGE LIZARD, THIS IS BLUES GODDAMMITBarack be likeREAL SHITOnly missing a "Thanks, Obama" image at this pointInspired by his love for groceries, obunga is also pictured here compensating for somethingRich mofo who doesn't need to see the Nickelodeon broadcast, I spit knives with my eyes at himLetterman giving him a stern reminder about being in "the ten-digit zone"Man of the decade in his decadeThe queen's portrait of arrivalWhat a charitable soul.Fonzie decided after this that he's not gonna have kids.He has some ideas for marriage, however.He's got the poofy hair and the jazz and everythang
GEORGE CARLIN APPRECIATION GALLERY, GEORGE CARLIN APPRECIATION GALLERY
He who serves the weirdest most surreal ice cream flavors, this cash money Howdy Doody-looking motherfucker (WHO GOT MY PHONE NUMBER) lookin' doofy as fuck
Wouldn't arrest this guy if he's wearin' glasses now, would ya? Even when he calls ya a cunt? Yeah, that's what I thought. He's your own fault.
Who's dis boring-ass sober motherfucker, ain't no way he's in the club. SEND MOMMA'S BASTARD TO THE GULAG
The real reason the 1975 named themselves after the year, they was puttin' you up with that shit. Carlin would drag Hughes through the mud all seven days of tha week
Dunno if they're better than the Beatles but I can say that everyone gets tired of the tuxes eventuallyWell maybe except for these guys, it's vacation for 'emThe band and "Jonah Johnson": hitting with an ocean's wave of rock and roll.B-B-BARRIERS BROKEN!!!YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SUMMON THE UNWILLING SACRIFICE THAT WILL SAVE YOUR UNIVERSE...AND REDSHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT CHICAGOThese guys did a better reunion album than Black Flag could. What?!The Queen Crimson's ex-husbandLOOK DAD I'M RECORDING THE EDGE ON STAGE HOLY SHITHow I will remember my dadWait, Vegas was cheap at some point?!Their stage sets are so beautiful manHalloween card 🎃This song is underratedHe oughta get with Chuck sometimeLife goes on, brahWhat in the Sam Hill are these
Already got them Franz Kafka bugger eyes 😳raisinYou wouldn't hit a guy with glasses now, would ya? Oh wait, he's Kissinger. From Harvard. Carry on.This charming man was prevented from graduation after spending a month in jail from involvement in car robbery. Imagine the difference in history if he wasn't arrested.Hey white boy, whatchu doin' uptown, chasing women and men aroundGrownup boy scout who supports the suburbian nuclear family American dream ☺️Just by the emerging facial hair you know he's a demigod already on the verge of a rebirth."She used to be such a sweet girl"Nerd in Florida 🤯Born with big balls, died with even bigger balls. Played Snoopy, spoke Fake Italian, liked dril. Gifted at everything, saw the gifts in everyone. Made you hate him, didn't mind you loving him. No better poker and billiards player in Chicago. Found greater life and love past 30. Kept it real until the bitter end. Requiescat. 🎈Usually a yearbook photo can be a moment of cringe and you become relieved at how better of a life you have now. Unfortunately I kinda felt the opposite for this one. Never Ignorant in Getting Goals Accomplished, indeed. #THUGLIFELove this dude's albums, along with Ice-T's and Ice Cold's and Ice Tray's and lce Coffee's and lce Water's and Ice Berg's and lce Cup's and lce Box's. These dudes were all the real OGs of the hip hop golden age.From tha streets 2 tha suitesCould use a stronger Jamaican flavorYou got the dolla he got the hollaUrkel?Ticket to your own concert be like
The Boys™
His most reformed
His critical peak (and not stopping!)
His own happy world
His care for the children
jumpThey performed only once in Florida, went "waht the fack" and dipped. I could do the same.They weren't being interviewed, they were on trial that day, lolWake me up when a street in New York is named "Christgau Way".promo photo for YesterdayMissing since October 2016Once that eye opened, it forever shone a new curse upon everyone in the television industry. Hasn't been shut since.With the Internet, the hatred for ViacomCBS is even more front and center!First realistic depicted family in six years.God only knows what I'd be without you.Komplizierte Identität!
It's funny. Only on a night like this does New York feel the most complete.Not even the walls of Jericho would be this high.You can feel them staring down at you.THE ABSOLUTE MADMANAn awesome son et lumière, but this image in particular is both the most vibrant and most interactive with the sky.
Bathroom noise at 2AMHe does tend to wander a bit at night"The Union as it was...This is a White Mans Government....the Lost cause...Worse than Slavery"[Unregistered HyperCam 5]Some would say this is about American nationalism. I just interpret this as a Thanksgiving that unifies diversity.Still fuming at the lack of Britannia X Columbia R34.Them bastards did it by over a centuryPorn for the white supremacist. What do you mean there's no white women?They didn't know that women wearing sailor suits are immensely overpowered. Sacred rules of the universe.Ok this is hella awesome tho"Please daddy, tell us do, for they censor all your letters, so we know they can't be true."Serbia greatest!!By 2037, would this be less common than it was a hundred years ago?Up yer bum!"I wanna Easter egg! I wanna Easter egg! I wanna Easter egg!"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED ASSHOLE THIS IS FOREVERThis shit bigger than Dylan and Harrison yall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Can't say Japan didn't see this comin'[Unregistered HyperCam 6]Debate of tha decadeWho cares for you? You're nothing but a pack of cards.If nothing else, the Gay Guevara hidden in TERF Island is a nice change of pace.I don't have a joke here, this is pretty cool.If you smile and pick your favorite Jelly Belly correctly, then everyone's welcome.Turning PointAdvertising about his totally innocent selection of youth pastorsTetris ConventionsA mischievous vegetable hater[3] and Bart SimpsonDiscussing the international expansion of the Pizza Hut franchise and how to implement both TMNT and Tetris brands into the ring
Child using oversized equipment. The kayak is floating too high, it is too wide for his hips and shoulders, and it is so deep that his elbows hit the deck. His paddle is also too long. It is impossible for him to paddle efficiently, and he will tire quickly. His PFD is also large enough to slip off over his head while fastened.Stealing food from a man's hand, the nasty bitch be SWIPIN'Perching on spikes designed to discourage perching birds, this sodding twat gives 0 fucks, with a pair of eyes taken from Stalin and a face like (ಠ_ಠ)3/3[Unregistered HyperCam 9]For legal reasons the actual flag cannot be shown here, so enjoy this caption that says the description of the flag was that "the laser beam projects a powerful image of New Zealand. I believe my design is so powerful it does not need to be discussed."[6]https://www.reddit.com/r/Chainsawfolk/comments/ut6qygSpawn area for players in Goat Simulator 3A black cat "rusting" (coat turning a lighter brown shade) in sunlightImagine boarding a flight and then deciding to read the airplane articleJan looking at minerals and stuffChrysippus allegedly died of laughter after witnessing a donkey eating his figs.[7] 🏆
Did you know that Krueger's renditions of this sonata were plagiarized by some guy on YouTube? Fascinating, innit? 🤓( ͡° ᴥ ͡°) u scrolled down here 4 a reason didnt u ( ͡° ᴥ ͡°)
Your honor, I did NOT mistake that skyscraper for a Pirouline wafer. That was my identical cousin!Courtroom sketch of the trial (2006)Tell the author of this image that I give this a solid 10.No relation to that guy
not a lizerd but sure does act like oneHE BITEYGenius comedy.in its right placeHeads of the greatest showrunning era The Simpsonseverhad. You can't change my mind on that, though they didn't make Treehouse of Horror V.She lived like a murder, how she'd fly so sweetly, but she died, just like suicide🧡🧡🧡🧡Doritos most preferable. You thought this was cursed? Wait 'til you try cheesebread with peanut butter! Or ranch on any fast food!Why do I get nostalgic looking at this? I mean the demo is a decade old now, but damn.Uuuurrrrraaaaarrrrggghhhhhh nooooooo I've become the subject of a Steve Cutts videosteuwpid background for spilled hot coffeeThe most kickass boot-up screen ever, this demon-bred fuck is RAISING LITERAL HELL LIKE HOLY SHIT THUNDERBIRDS ARE GOSanta's travels be efficient!What happens in Chicago ain't meant to be fucked with in Chicago. Do not fuck with Santas in Chicago.This bum overheard you talkin' shit 'bout Chicago AND BOY HE AIN'T HAPPYTHE FLYING KIPPERLARPing free-for-allNeed tomboy 😖blasphemousWe do a little bit of trick-or-treatin' 🎃🎃🎃Everything great about the United States in one image. 🇺🇸you are a fat idiot!Definitely funnier out of context.I se-I seriously don't know where I should put this.
Sailing the seas of cheeseTook over a century, but I'm beyond elated that we finally got a quad-trilogy.Killer comedy!Casanova Playboy Santa is an underrated character traitSurprisingly the folks at Puck didn't go "Bah humbug!" that season.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUlMr_zL9AwSomething for the angel. Would she like anything else?I call this event "the Great Jimmy Jack Crack".Looke heere, it's obvious who won. Jim 'ere approached the match like a freak with a machine gun. Jack was as prepared as a mother's schoolboy, marchin' to the ring as he knew all his maths.
WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHNah this ain't Jelly but then again the Maple City Four ain't got no article here neitherNext time eat a salad 🏏She could eat that flower up like a berry.I GOT THA MANIC DEPRESSION, TWENTY-FOUR SEVENLookin' like a dream factoryNot necessarily a shitpost song, but certainly a memetic hit over a century ago.If I had a time machine, first thing I'd do is make safety copies of every lost film in existence, starting with this one. And Greed too, but...a 1920s film about fucking? Who wouldn't cash it in? Yeah, both films are equivalent to The Great Gatsby, in some form or another.Awwwwwwwww yiisssssss here we go"Ya think he might be into jas?""Nahhh, don't think so. It can get a little jovial. Not nearly as much blues, that deep shit the cat's into, man."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs
That money bag is all for child support. It's a rabbit-uh, thing.How could you not love this guyMr. Fancy Pants hereI never saw this until the day it entered the big P.D.. Weird.AHAHA! YES! PD EQUIVALENTS OF FAIR USE MEMETIC IMAGERY!Not a bad SVG honestly.Disney ponders aboutMickey'struesexualityThis guy was basically Disney's directorial right-hand man. Huge shout-out to him."I know Donald was a reformed Nazi, but he'd never tell me about this! I don't think he even knows about this!!"The down-on-his-luck duck knows the oldest of Unca Walt's sins.From one sacred quack to another
"Can I peck your eyes Mel Gibson style, Mr. Hitchcock?"[This caption left blank]Talk about a wild gunman...If all four Beatles starred in How I Won the War, it would probably have made up for the rejection of A Talent for Loving. A fitting trilogy, perhaps, even if that third film would be shit."We're here because we're nuts and because we wanted to be part of the madness." – [https://www.nytimes.com/1974/01/27/archives/they-wait-hoursto-be-shocked-the-exorcist-got-mixed-reviews-why-has.html Ted Fishman
First one ain't the best to me. This pops out ridiculously but brings out something very vibrant during the Gay Nineties.Building off the 1905 logo but sleeker, tighter, and containing less dissonant shapes. The "Healthful" makes this unintentionally humorous, but my love for this brand increases as a result.Actual precursor to the Globe; the Pepsi Cap! Really well done, it's a shame they never returned to the cap's geometries in subsequent designs. Even if I prefer cans. Also pissed every variant of the globe has basic lettering of the name afterwards. This is very attractive.But what more can I say? This is hella smooth.I dunno where else to put thisLittle sad they ridded the diamond square outline but this is one of the few instances where simplifying it actually brought out versatility. Bravo.I mean, if it ain't broke don't fix it...at least the blue made this chain look less...greasy, so to speak?GOES HARD 🏴Rollins (this guy) played some guy in The Legend of Korra and someone joked that guy would be a part of Korra and Asami's wedding. Class.DAMN DUDE, THRASH SHINOBI STYLE
When my dad and I agree something's shit, that's real trouble.
It hits different when a logo shows a continent's outline rather than their national flag. You can tear apart a flag, but not its land.A source of several of your favorite kids shows.
How satisfied were they with three circles in a circle?
I dunno. I just look at this and think.We lost real potential, bro...I'll be in some basement room, with a needle and a spoon, and another girl to take my pains away"Imma teach tha children to BELIEVE kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke"
Required card alongside intergalactic visagenesisrocks!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!111!!!1!!If you believed there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is coolHello again! If you appreciated every last image before this one, congratulations on reaching the bottom!🚀That's all Folks!
^I think there's weight in the fact that the "Lost Cause" is the first modern conspiracy theory originated by white Americans. It got the denialism and everything.
^Houston we have a couchfucker and a dogfucker in the same administration, we reached ninth layers of hell previously thought impossible
^Reminds me of a hentai where shackled incels are forced to impregnate select women to increase a certain country's population. BUT I DIGRESS
^my ducks? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably. your ducks? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly. desperate for a leader to impose structure. pathetic.
^I actually don't think it would be out of his character. This guy's the Roland Emmerich of body horror films.