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I'm Surreal :Þ :3 :v

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The Malamanteau article from xkcd, now is a reality

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Malamanteau

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Malamanteau is a neologism describing a type of portmanteau that results from the erroneous combination of a malapropism with a neologism. The term itself is a self-referential portmanteau, deriving from the words "malapropism" and "portmanteau."

A malapropism is the mistaken use of a word in place of one that sounds similar, often with unintentionally humorous effects. A portmanteau, in linguistic terms, refers to a blend of two words that merge their meanings into a single term.

Surreal1x1
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Name
Surreal1x1
Born
Barinas, Venezuela
Nationality Venezuelan
CountryVenezuela
LanguagesSpanish, English
Time zone-4:00
Current timeCurrent UTC is 03:12 refresh
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Marital statusSingle
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PoliticsCenter-right
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Joined22 May 2024; 12 months ago (2024-05-22)
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Pledges

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I pledge...

  • "Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America,
  • and to the Republic for which it stands,
  • one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

(nah just kidding i'm not american, i'm venezuelan)

A phrase for the 5 most known religions:

  • Christianity (My favorite Bible Verse): These things I have spoken unto you, that in me ye might have peace. In the world ye shall have tribulation: but be of good cheer; I have overcome the world [1]
  • Islam: إِنَّمَا حَرَّمَ عَلَيْكُمُ ٱلْمَيْتَةَ وَٱلدَّمَ وَلَحْمَ ٱلْخِنزِيرِ وَمَآ أُهِلَّ بِهِۦ لِغَيْرِ ٱللَّهِ ۖ فَمَنِ ٱضْطُرَّ غَيْرَ بَاغٍۢ وَلَا عَادٍۢ فَلَآ إِثْمَ عَلَيْهِ ۚ إِنَّ ٱللَّهَ غَفُورٌۭ رَّحِيمٌ ١٧٣ (He has only forbidden you ˹to eat˺ carrion, blood, swine,[2] and what is slaughtered in the name of any other than Allah. But if someone is compelled by necessity—neither driven by desire nor exceeding immediate need—they will not be sinful. Surely Allah is All-Forgiving, Most Merciful.)[3]
  • Hinduism: May we not anger you, O God, in our worship By praise that is unworthy or by scanty tribute[4].
  • Buddhism (Pali Canon): There are these four ways of answering questions. Which four? There are questions that should be answered categorically [straight forwardly yes, no, this, that]. There are questions that should be answered with an analytical (qualified) answer [defining or redefining the terms]. There are questions that should be answered with a counter-question. There are questions that should be put aside. These are the four ways of answering questions.
  • Judaism: The choicest first-fruits of thy land thou shalt bring into the house of the Lord thy God. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in its mother's milk.
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I'm not logged in, so i'm not autoconfirmed. My account is autoconfirmedis not autoconfirmed.


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