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Draft:Jacob Reber

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Jacob Christian Reber (February 18th, 2002) is a sales professional from St George, Utah. Commonly known as "Jake the Snake" to those near and dear to him, he has made a substantial living selling bits of expired pop tarts to locals. He has been arrested 26 times under numerous charges, including a brief stint in 2017 where he attempted to establish his own nation, dubbed "Pop tart land." He currently resides in Antarctica, where he lives with his pop tart wife and 3 pop tart children.



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www.jacobreber.com