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Connor Graham

Connor Graham (born 2002) is a Scottish mythical creature rumored to have terrorized the inhabitants of Earth using his almighty strength and cunning. He is known for the way he executes his victims, generally by lifting them above his head, inserting his pointer and middle fingers into the victim's eye sockets and using his other hand to rip the victim apart, detaching the legs from the torso.

Early Life

Connor Graham was born in Wishaw General Hospital, the same hospital he had built 2 years before he was even conceived. It should be noted that astonishingly, he came out of the womb with ripped 6-pack abs and flowing locks of hair. In his early years, his parents realized that he had surpassed many adults in both physical abilities and intelligence. At just 7 months old, he wrote his first book, The Oxford English Dictionary. At just 2 years old he graduated from MIT with every masters degree available at the time.

Criminal Offences

Connor Graham recieved his first criminal charge aged just six months when he was caught in possession of firearms. Connor took an M9 to his own baby shower and took fire on the crowd. When the police attempted to take Connor away, he astonishingly killed both officers with his bare fists, before cannibalizing the carcasses. It took six more years until Connor came back into trouble with the law, when he was sentenced to life after he set fire to a house in St Leonards, East Kilbride after one of the residents stole his LEGO Batman figure at school. The police tries to retain Connor until he said “Here mate, do one”. Connor has been in and out of prison ever since but his biggest crime took place in 2013 when Connor was eleven. Connor was playing popular video game Counter-strike: Global Offensive when he received death threats from another played based in Orlando, United States of America. Connor turned off his PC and headed flew to Orlando that night. Connor tracked down the player’s location and home and turned up at his house. Connor kicked down the door and sprinted up the stairs before stabbing the victim a whopping 58 times. It is unconfirmed but reports that afterwards Connor sat down at the dead 18 year olds computer and played a few matches of the video game while the kid’s parents watched in horror as their child laid in a pool of blood in his bedroom. Connor returned to Scotland in the early hours of the following morning, avoiding all charges. Connor has sworn that he will be trying to avoid being arrested again but in a 2016 interview with Vice he said; “However, if anyone doesn’t buy me the Fortnite skins I ask for, there will be consequences.”.