User:CowboyHamlet

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This user is willing to be slapped with a trout, should they need it.

18+ This user is an adult.

This user is a lesbian.

This user is butch.

This user is a university student.

This user qualifies as a
nerd extraordinaire.

This user is autistic.

CN This user's alignment is Chaotic Neutral: the "Free Spirit."

Because of real life, this user will be editing on and off.

DGAF
This user
does not give a fuck.

Howdy!

You could describe my interests as anything morbid or macabre. I have sunk countless hours into researching astrobiology and other forms of astronomy and interned with NASA. I also presently work with the Coleopterist's society. I'm getting my degrees in astronomy, entomology, and forensic science.
I plan to contribute however I can, and am happy to help out where I'm needed. I also have multiple associates degrees in journalism and various sciences, which will inform my editing practices. Feel free to reach out anytime! I don't bite (often).
Apologies for the mess below. I'll make it nice and fancy one day... Eventually. Probably.

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WikiProject Beetles.

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WikiProject Science.
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This user participates in
WikiProject Death.

This user believes that anyone who thinks Wikipedia is an unreliable source should continue their quest to find a better website.

This user consumes ominously large amounts of tea.

Murder...

This user thinks that murders go wonderfully with dinner.

This user is against most forms of copyright.

This user is a Bibliophile.

This user knows that all good Wilde stories end in tragedy.

ΔTPΔ

This user likes a DAMN fine cup of coffee!

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user is interested in exoplanets.

This user knows the Universe contains Life – on Earth – at least – and knows we are Not Alone – Life abounds – wherever we are – with Microorganisms – at the very minimum.
- Dr. Dennis Bogdan (NYT 2021)

This user collects insects.

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This user enjoys playing retro games.

This user has a bright red crayon just for you.

🐦	This user is the stuff that dreams are made of.

ALIEN

In space no one can hear this user scream.

HATE. LET THIS USER TELL YOU HOW MUCH THEY'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE THEY BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL THIS USER'S COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE THIS USER FEELS FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

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This user plays Silent Hill.