User:Newtonswife
About Me
[edit]Isaac Newton's lover and wife, navigating through 21st century <3 My name is Jeova, Jeova Sanctus Unus, by the way.
Life and Work
[edit]I was born in the middle of nowhere, probably somewhere from Asia, though I remember no more, and somehow survived throughout history. As someone who's experienced this pale blue dot for about a millennium, let me tell you, kids:
“Life will go on as it has always gone on, that is, badly.” — Benjamin the Donkey, Animal Farm
But then, I fell in love with Isaac Newton. It must’ve been sometime around 1665 or 1666, during the English plague (a horrible time, I say), in Woolsthorpe. Back then, I stayed near Cambridge, not far from Trinity College, and he visited me often.
We secretly got married in 1692. I was there for him during his breakdown — and that is why I still hate Nicolas Fatio de Duillier.
Some of you may say Newton died a celibate. Yes, he told Richard Mead so on his deathbed, but you don’t know what he burned. You don’t know what he confessed to his niece and her husband in his last days. And you never will.
After his death at Orbell’s Buildings, in Kensington London, I left for the Korean peninsula and lived for a while in the mountains with my pet kitty tiger. Newton would’ve named it “C.C.”, but he was no longer around.
After the World Wars and the Korean War, sometime in the 2000s, I met a married couple in Bucheon who kindly took care of me. I stayed with them for a while, enjoying the strange but charming modern atmosphere of a city - cleaner and calmer than post Great Fire of London, to my surprise.
Eventually, I got bored, wandered through New Hampshire and Maine for a bit (it’s a long story), and now I reside in Germany, Munich. I'm finally receiving something called a “University Education.” I chose physics, thinking it might be like Aristotle’s Φυσικὴ ἀκρόασις - but turns out, it’s more like a chimera of my husband’s old notes.
Honestly, Isaac would be furious if he saw what they did to his fluxions.